Crystal Cafe Farmingdale

[Landru]

Originally Posted by LISteve

Too late Anonymonger ... you have been scarred for life. Once you have entered the LD room at the Crystal Cafe ... your soul is forever darkened. There is no recovery ... only acceptance.

The LD room at Crystal Cafe is one of my Absorption Chambers.

Once you enter and leave that room you are Of The Body.


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-Landru
"It is clear that you simply did not understand. I will re-phrase. You are ordered to accompany us to the absorption chambers."

[KDogg84]

how were you going to cum twice?

[Anonymonger]

Originally Posted by KDogg84

how were you going to cum twice?

There was never any thought/chance of it. For me part of the unfortunate aspect of being sexually compulsive is that the more direct and charged the language of the soliciation the more likely I am to bite.

[Quint]

Originally Posted by Anonymonger

I blew my load relatively fast which she didn't swallow but rather -- get this -- spit it out on the area to the side of the couch between the side of the couch and the mirror, mere inches from where my beer was resting. That was it. Fiercehunter called it was it is -- a hell hole. I needed to get the fuck out of here as soon as possible and never return.

Damn. The other day I was at Crystal Cafe eating a chunk of the Italian sub they were serving for happy hour, and a dropped it on the floor between the couch and the mirror in the LD room during a lap dance. I used the old "three second rule" and picked it up, brushed off a few short curly hairs, and ate it. I thought there was an extra amount of mayo on it, but didn't think anything of it at the time. Oh well...live and learn.

[Landru]

Originally Posted by Quint

Damn. The other day I was at Crystal Cafe eating a chunk of the Italian sub they were serving for happy hour, and a dropped it on the floor between the couch and the mirror in the LD room during a lap dance. I used the old "three second rule" and picked it up, brushed off a few short curly hairs, and ate it. I thought there was an extra amount of mayo on it, but didn't think anything of it at the time. Oh well...live and learn.

Special Sauce from McCafeCrystal?


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-Landru
"No, Hacom. It was a jest."

[badboydad]

Originally Posted by Quint

Damn. The other day I was at Crystal Cafe eating a chunk of the Italian sub they were serving for happy hour, and a dropped it on the floor between the couch and the mirror in the LD room during a lap dance. I used the old "three second rule" and picked it up, brushed off a few short curly hairs, and ate it. I thought there was an extra amount of mayo on it, but didn't think anything of it at the time. Oh well...live and learn.

I never touch any of the food or order anything out of a glass at any of these places. God knows who touched what. I am a clean person but lets face it a lot of these guys are not and the girls forget it. Bad enough touching the girls after some of these guys

[Quint]

Can you imagine what the Crystal Cafe lap dance room would look like under a black light? I am guessing sort of like a Charles Manson or Hannibal Lecter crime scene.

Meanwhile you (and we all) are shying away from touching a glass, but are willing to stick our fingers in the nasty pussies of these walking dead battleaxes and our dicks in their toothless maws.

[bubbasparks227]

Originally Posted by badboydad

I never touch any of the food or order anything out of a glass at any of these places. God knows who touched what. I am a clean person but lets face it a lot of these guys are not and the girls forget it. Bad enough touching the girls after some of these guys

Sound logic from the person chasing down admitted drug users for extracurricular activities, picking up randown sw's on route 110, and let alone kissing someone you are clueless about during initial lapdances. Makes a ton of sense.

[route95]

Just remember if you drop anything on the floor next to the back couch you don't need it back. LOL Same thing goes for last booth at Le Cafe!!

[badboydad]

Originally Posted by bubbasparks227

Sound logic from the person chasing down admitted drug users for extracurricular activities, picking up randown sw's on route 110, and let alone kissing someone you are clueless about during initial lapdances. Makes a ton of sense.

not going to argue with any of this but it is all in the head. if that is what gets me through the day then so be it. Hey, I obviously have a lot of issues if I am doing this and that probably goes for most on the board.

At least I can get more pleasure out of kissing a hot girl than drinking from a dirty glass but I get what you are saying. as far as these druggie SWs as I said I am done with that. 3 times and got more disgusting every time.

[LISteve]

You are certainly not going to find quality in this place ... ALTHOUGH ... every once in a while a hottie pops up. Ana the Brazilian is certainly hot. She does not work days though unless she is asked to come in. It is just way too rare for her to do a pop in there to make you go there on a regular basis. I have her cell but she doesn't respond. I guess I did not make a lasting impression!! Or ... she didn't pay her cell bill.

[catfish43]

Speaking of black lights in the lap dance room, I was in one in Myrtle beach back a few years ago where realistically there were no rules (my only rule was no bare feet) and they had a black light on once on my god the snail tracks on the "couches" were unbelievable, you were literally sitting on cum and cum stains, lol. Of course being the hormone I am it never really slowed me down in the slightest.

[bubbasparks227]

Originally Posted by badboydad

not going to argue with any of this but it is all in the head. if that is what gets me through the day then so be it. Hey, I obviously have a lot of issues if I am doing this and that probably goes for most on the board.

At least I can get more pleasure out of kissing a hot girl than drinking from a dirty glass but I get what you are saying. as far as these druggie SWs as I said I am done with that. 3 times and got more disgusting every time.

all in the head is right...but you gotta let the head with the big hole out think the head with the little one. Its truly not that hard, we put up our own roadblocks, no one does it for us

[The Exiled]

Originally Posted by Quint

Can you imagine what the Crystal Cafe lap dance room would look like under a black light? I am guessing sort of like a Charles Manson or Hannibal Lecter crime scene.

Meanwhile you (and we all) are shying away from touching a glass, but are willing to stick our fingers in the nasty pussies of these walking dead battleaxes and our dicks in their toothless maws.

More like a Jackson Pollock painting.

[KDogg84]

where on 110 are the sw, i do enjoy cruising by but most likely would never bite

[oldfool]

Originally Posted by Quint

Can you imagine what the Crystal Cafe lap dance room would look like under a black light? I am guessing sort of like a Charles Manson or Hannibal Lecter crime scene.

Meanwhile you (and we all) are shying away from touching a glass, but are willing to stick our fingers in the nasty pussies of these walking dead battleaxes and our dicks in their toothless maws.

Thanks Quint for your insight and acumen.
I can't believe that I stuck my finger into the dirtiest part of a very dirty girl and I can't wait to do it again.

[genius]

Originally Posted by oldfool

......I can't believe that I stuck my finger into the dirtiest part of a very dirty girl and I can't wait to do it again.

I don't understand your point. I simply do not see which part you think is wrong.

[oldfool]

Originally Posted by genius

I don't understand your point. I simply do not see which part you think is wrong.

...and I know it's all foolish, but there's no fool...

[genius]

Originally Posted by oldfool

...and I know it's all foolish, but there's no fool...

Nah - what's the worst that can happen - and if it does you still have 9 fingers left. Now if you said your tongue or your dick - well you only have one each of those and they are pretty useful things to keep.

ps. hopefully you were smart enough to use your least important finger.

[Quint]

Do you know how sometimes after an AMP session with an particularly unattractive gravel handed "girl" you leave with that empty feeling in the pit of your stomach and after a bad session with a crappy escort you feel like taking a hot shower in lye? I am trying to come to terms with my less-than-proud moment immediately following my Crystal Cafe lap dance room blow job by Yana several months ago. The image of this poor man's spiky haired Mrs. Ivan Drago from Rocky IV spitting my manchowder out haunts my soul to this day...

[bighard20in]

Originally Posted by badboydad

I never touch any of the food or order anything out of a glass at any of these places. God knows who touched what. I am a clean person but lets face it a lot of these guys are not and the girls forget it. Bad enough touching the girls after some of these guys

What do you think Drinking from a bottle is any different? Do you know where the cases of beer is kept? in the basement or out back where mice and rodden are maybe one of them crap or piss on the bottle god knows its never clean when its put in the cooler.