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Old 12-03-2010, 09:02 AM   #601
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The beard is not phony...
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Old 12-23-2010, 10:24 AM   #602
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Has anyone else been invited to Sammy's New Years gala? I heard it was going to be off the hook.
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Old 12-23-2010, 10:33 AM   #603
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Nah, the last one sucked.
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Old 12-23-2010, 09:27 PM   #604
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Forget Waldo...Where the f*&k is Sammy?!

This is almost 4 years old. I guess it's up to this fat guy to search all the NNJ MPs near the GWB to find this owner. I f-ing better not find Clyde with Sammy...I may have to pull a Marsellus Wallace and get "medieval" on his ass.
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Old 12-23-2010, 11:56 PM   #605
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Has anyone else been invited to Sammy's New Years gala? I heard it was going to be off the hook.
That's a real low blow, you do know Sammy lost his/her hand during the "accident". You also must know it was replaced with a hook. Real nice Emily, real nice.
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Old 12-23-2010, 11:59 PM   #606
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Hint, hint.......

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This is almost 4 years old. I guess it's up to this fat guy to search all the NNJ MPs near the GWB to find this owner. I f-ing better not find Clyde with Sammy...I may have to pull a Marsellus Wallace and get "medieval" on his ass.
Don’t look in Nantucket if you don’t want to find Sammy.
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Old 11-02-2011, 12:36 PM   #607
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Thumbs up The real Sammy has finally been located.

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What should I get Sammy for Christmas?


If anyone here is still interested, I will post further information.
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Old 11-02-2011, 01:50 PM   #608
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Originally Posted by Slinky Bender
What should I get Sammy for Christmas?


If you get him a cellphone and a GPS and post the phone # here, then we can call him and ask his location.
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Old 11-03-2011, 07:40 AM   #609
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If anyone here is still interested, I will post further information.
Post away
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Old 11-03-2011, 07:41 AM   #610
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Originally Posted by Slinky Bender
What should I get Sammy for Christmas?


If you get him a cellphone and a GPS and post the phone # here, then we can call him and ask his location.
No need.... I have Sammy right here with me.... She is a doll and one day you will all meet her..... By the way, Slinky did get her a great gift that Christmas that both Sammy and I enjoyed.
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Old 11-07-2011, 06:37 PM   #611
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No need.... I have Sammy right here with me.... She is a doll and one day you will all meet her..... By the way, Slinky did get her a great gift that Christmas that both Sammy and I enjoyed.
Oh we are back to this again Sammy has been with me this whole time LW quit messing with my girl........
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Old 11-08-2011, 10:37 AM   #612
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Oh we are back to this again Sammy has been with me this whole time LW quit messing with my girl........
She said that she likes me better. You make too much noise at night howling...
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Old 11-09-2011, 01:31 PM   #613
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Post away


How about if I post a few hints here.

Would that work lightweight?
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Old 11-10-2011, 09:54 AM   #614
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How about if I post a few hints here.

Would that work lightweight?
Obviously you did not read a few posts up.... She is with me and will not leave my side. Sammy is a fuking hot hot chick....
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Old 02-23-2012, 12:39 PM   #615
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Does this Sammy advertise here?
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Old 02-29-2012, 11:18 AM   #616
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Does this Sammy advertise here?
No, not anymore. Now its just word of mouth
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Old 03-01-2012, 03:14 PM   #617
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Well, spill it. How can I meet her?
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Old 03-01-2012, 03:42 PM   #618
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LW has her locked up in his basement. He only lets Billy see her and he charges him for the pleasure. You have to PM him and work something out.
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Old 03-02-2012, 10:32 AM   #619
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Steve, Who told you that? I wonder how they knew that... Ok, well PM me and I will hook it up...
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Old 03-02-2012, 10:51 AM   #620
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Is this Sammy ??

http://northjersey.backpage.com/Body...na-29/10094619


Did I win a prize here ?

Should this thread now be moved to the HOF ?

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Old 03-04-2012, 01:33 PM   #621
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If that's Sammy, I want a piece of her.
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Old 03-12-2012, 02:44 PM   #622
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Talking

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http://northjersey.backpage.com/Body...na-29/10094619


Did I win a prize here ?

Should this thread now be moved to the HOF ?
I knew Sammy before the operation. He was a really nice, fun filled guy.

I'm sure that anyone who sees her will have a great time !
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Old 03-13-2012, 01:07 PM   #623
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I see her often. Yes, that is her. She sees guys one day per week. She will see 3 guys that day. She sees me 3 time a week for np4p.....
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Old 03-16-2012, 08:13 PM   #624
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I knew Sammy before the operation. He was a really nice, fun filled guy.
Forget it then!!!
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Old 03-16-2012, 09:46 PM   #625
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Sammy recently told me that he's looking for a guy named Clyde in north Jersey, near the GWB.
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Old 03-24-2012, 06:12 PM   #626
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Bet he has a bridge to sell him.
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