review of Karen and kelly at sohotouch - A special treat on a rainy day

[TimBo]

I ******ed the soho touch for an appointment with Sha but she was not in for the first half of the week so I took a recommendation from the girl on the phone (Jena I Think) and set an appointment with Karen.

I almost canceled due to the crapy weather but just could not bring myself to make the call. When I arrived in the loft I was soaked from the rain and heavy wind. The girls all took pity on me and seemed genuinely happy to see me again. Anna and Kelly both remembered by name and offered to get me a drink while Karen ran a hot shower for me.

While I worked on my drink (Makers Mark neat) I chatted with Anna, Kelly and Karen in the lounge. They seemed to be having a slow start to the day with a few cancelations. So feeling good with a three finger drink in me I asked if I could have two of them to give me a massage at the same time. They told me a four hands massage is 360 and since it was a quiet mid day they might be able to give me a little extra time.

Anna was busy but Kelly was not. How could I say no? So with Karen, the dark quiet columbian girl and Kelly, the bubbly irish blond leading me to a hot shower all I could think of was how much I wanted to be in that massage room. It's good to be the king...


When I got back into the room after my shower I was feeling pretty good. Karen and Kelly were lighting candles all over the room and there was the usual new age music playing on the sound system.

Since this review is about Karen but also includes Kelly I will describe both of them and try to post a review of a visit with kelly next.

Karen is the dark quiet type with a voice that does not match her small slender body or long dark hair. To be honest she was not as friendly as the other girls when i first met her. But she has the most sensual touch I have EVER felt.

Kelly is a very cute young irish girl with blond hair, blue eyes and a natural but nice body. A bit of baby fat perhaps but it just makes her seem younger and more innocent. Kelly's accent is always a turn on for me, I have no clue why.

Ok so back to the review, I am in the room with both girls laying face down on the table while kelly works on my back and karen works on my legs. Kelly is doing most of the talking with me in her cute irish accent i enjoy so much. I ask Karen to join in the chat and she responds with a shy "so what do you want to know?" So I asked her what she likes about the job expecting the standard 'Freedom and Money" but instead her hand on my thigh slid right up to mr johnson, who got hard instantly, and replied in a deadpan way "I love to play with dicks" As she explained this she began to slowly work on my good friend totally forgetting about my legs. So while kelly was still working on my back I had my first cup served by Karen's skillful hands. I can't remember too much of the conversation I think most of my answers were "ahhhhh" or something stupid but she did convince me that she really does like to play with dicks.

After my first pop Karen cleaned me up and turned me back on my face for the continuation of the back massage. They both gave a very nice massage hitting all the right spots, but I have come to expect that at this place. Karen was a little too light for my taste but still got under the skin to my sore quads.

When they turned me back over to work on my front they switched and kelly took the lower half. Karen worked on my neck shoulders arms and nipples while Kelly worked on my legs paying extra attention to my inner thigh which she knows i love. After about 30 min of teasing and massage I was ready to go and kelly started to purr like a cat as she worked on mr johnson. I was in heaven but was worried I might not have the second cup in me. The assured my there was no rush and soon karen gave up looking for things to do to other parts of my body and asked kelly if she could get back to her favorite part. Kelly did not seem tired even after quite a bit of slow stroking but she moved down a tad to my balls and Karen returned to where she seems most happy. Well any doubts as to my ability to serve a second cup sere soon replaced with fears that this would all end too soon. Karen did her magic while kelly played with my inner thighs and balls. When I finally let go I was totally spent and they both just stroked my entire body for a long time. I though I might fall asleep. when I felt two hands leave my body and heard the door open kelly reassured me Karen was just going to run another shower for me.

After my shower I got dressed and came back in to the lounge for a drink of water. Upon turning on my phone I was shocked to see that I had been in the place for two hours! The massage itself must have been at least 90 min.

I told the girls I was sorry I had to get back to work but I would definitely be back on the next raining day. They laughed and handed my an umbrella to take with me, bring it back next time they laughed.

In the cab back uptown I did the math;
1 hr four hands massage by two sexy young girls: 360 + 100 tip = 460
extra 30 min: free of charge
a nice big drink just when I needed it most: free of charge
umbrella to keep my dry: free of charge
two hours relaxing in the company of such sweet girls: priceless

[biggc]

Very nice review. Excellent Detail. I may have to sprlurge and shell out the bucks on SohoTouch one of these days.

[MondayQB]

Excellent review! This should be posted in the rules section (Hello, Mr. All Powerful!), as an example of what a review should be.

[TimBo]

Thanks guys, Your feedback makes me want to write another.. I guess i may head back down town.. ;-)

[CunningStunt]

This is my first post, so thanks TimBo for your great reviews that helped me decide on Soho Touch being my first experience (in NY that is )

I just got back to the U.S. after a 6-week trip to Asia and was looking for a good massage and release to help cure my jetlag. Rang the bell and the door was answered by a cute blond with a cute Irish accent in a tight, lowcut sweater. Please be for me, I thought. Turned out she was! She got me a cup of hot tea and ran the shower and a few minutes later we were ready to go. Kelly has a light, sensual touch, and she has a way of running her fingers over your body that just makes you tingle. We talked a little before the massage started, but not so much during. I'd say 3/4ths of the time was spent face-down, and while it was nice, I was hoping for a stronger massage. I made a comment about being a little cold, and said she should be cold with me, and she laughed.
On the flip, a little light rubbing on the chest and the legs, and she began to lift her sweater. I began to help her, and she took my other hand and placed it on her backside. Gotta love a girl that takes initiative. She had some trouble getting her sweater off because it was oh-so-tight, so I had to actually sit up and help her pull it off, and reached around to snap off the bra while I was at it. Beautiful body, soft skin with nice breasts, a little baby fat like TimBo said but the skin is tight. Full roaming up top, stopped me when I tried to move lower, but that was fine. Nice release, I liked how she guided my hand to squeeze her body hard as the cup was served. "Feel a little warmer now?", she asked. Things pretty much ended right after that. Though she said there was no rush from the moment I entered the door, I did feel a little rushed at the end. Not for me to get out of there, but that she had to move on. This was confirmed when I came out of my shower to find that Kelly had gone into her next appointment. That was unfortunate because I didn't get to talk to her afterwards, although Gia led me to their nice lounge area and chatted with me for a bit while offering me another drink.

Final damage was $.8 + .4 tip. For a classy place with young, beautiful girls, I guess it's worth it as a treat.

btw TimBo, Gia handed me a card and wrote down the UrL where she said I could view the ladies for next time, but it doesn't work. Did you have this problem as well?

[vermeer]

nice review, cunt!

did this ho get completely naked, or is that extra?

[CunningStunt]

Originally posted by vermeer
nice review, cunt!

did this ho get completely naked, or is that extra?

The name is Stunt. Cunning Stunt

Topless only, and I'm pretty sure it ends there. This seems like a classy place with top notch women.

[Daddycool]

SO let me get this straight. You paid 460 dollars to get jerked off 2 times??

That is a little expensive.

[Waterclone]

Originally posted by CunningStunt
I made a comment about being a little cold, and said she should be cold with me, and she laughed.
On the flip, a little light rubbing on the chest and the legs, and she began to lift her sweater. I began to help her, and she took my other hand and placed it on her backside. Gotta love a girl that takes initiative. She had some trouble getting her sweater off because it was oh-so-tight, so I had to actually sit up and help her pull it off, and reached around to snap off the bra while I was at it.

I saw Kelly for the first time last week. I, sadly didn't make any comment about being cold, and she didn't take the same initiative. She remained fully clothed the whole time. Too bad, because she is (IMHO) stunning. And that accent is damned cute too. I was thinking of asking if she did any work away from Soho, maybe offering a bit more. Maybe next time, and there definitely will be a next time. Maybe today.

Sha still gives the best HJ there (that I have experienced) but Kelly is right up there.

[asianbanger]

you guys have to be insane to be paying all that for those services. CUCKOO!!

[Waterclone]

Originally posted by asianbanger
you guys have to be insane to be paying all that for those services. CUCKOO!!

It's all a matter of what you are into. Lots of guys don't want to go for FS. So this is a good solution. If you are a FS kind of guy, then you won't be satisfied with a place like this, but that doesn't mean it's not right for others.

And, sure the asian places are cheaper, but often the HR is mechanical. At a place like this you get a much better variety of extremely attractive women who know the HR is supposed to be sensual.

[TimBo]

Originally posted by CunningStunt

btw TimBo, Gia handed me a card and wrote down the UrL where she said I could view the ladies for next time, but it doesn't work. Did you have this problem as well?

Yes, Gia gave me the new code a few weeks ago when they got a new girl. The format is thesohotouch.com/codeword

the codeword seems to change randomly. one of the girls said they

[Slinky Bender]

Wow.... they got him just before he was able to relay the secret code word.... seems like one of those old spy movies.

[nnjdoc]

460 for a h/j rip off thats
180 each plus 50tip.. you could get f/s for under 200

[HawkEye65]

Wow, do we really have to get into the argument over what people are willing to pay and what is too much, despite multiple warnings from Mods, for a thread that is over 4 yrs old?

That said, it was a good read, and $80/$40 for nude HR is not that bad for a classy place with hot, sensual girls IME. The 4 hand is out of my price range, but if I had it I might give them a try (assuming they're still in business).

[balthus2]

i don't think this place even exists anymore...

[Waterclone]

I don't think nnjdoc will exist a lot longer either if this is his only contribution to the site.

[HawkEye65]

Well, nnjdoc also has 3 posts in NNJ Craigslist trashing the same provider. So, 4 posts, all negative comments about someone else's review, no independent input. I think a first hand review is in order. Tick, tick, tick...

[downtowner]

and those were 2004 prices....

[nychelsea]

nnjdoc is clearly a newbie. Frankly, I couldn't care less what he(?) thinks about pricing.

Enjoy,

Chels

[fortydog]

Sounded like he had a great time.

[ark123]

There is a new Soho Touch on Lafayette between Grand and Broome st, looks legit although one can not assume this is the case.

[HawkEye65]

Originally Posted by fortydog

Sounded like he had a great time.

Actually, he probably wasn't even there! Just bitching about prices. In a review, I might say "Great time but overpriced". NNJDOC just said overpriced, but again do we want to go into this 4 years after the fact?