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The Humpty Dumpty Club
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So this is it. My last post before heading to The Stadium. One final sprinkle of Kearney Sauce on the UG board before I go. If there's any justice, we'll be heading for California to complete the job.
In memory of all the great Yankee players and fans, LET'S GO YANKEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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I told you the Kearney Sauce would work its magic. Yeah baby! We need somebody to sprinkle some in California tonight.
When we get past the Angels, there won't be any stopping us. The White Sox will crumble from the weight of their curse and there's no National League team that is worthy of being on the same field with us. One more time........LET'S GO YANKEES!!!! |
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I guess he meant nothing could keep the Yanks from packing their golf clubs.
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What's your battle cry today, that you played more games than the Red Sox in the playoffs? Let's go ....... (White Sox) (Angels) (Cards) (Astros)! |
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Hey Kearney Sauce. You are a total retarded dooshbag. You are a Classic Yanker fan. I can't believe all the bullshit you've been posting, although I'm glad you're here because you're the perfect example of why Yanker fans are the most hated scumbags in sports.
You're a complete loser, and so is your team and all your fellow arrogant mightier-than-thou bandwagon frontrunning fairweather jerkoff Yanker fans. You're worse than that Bill character and Rooster and that's saying an awful lot. Guess what? There isn't any doubt anymore. The Bambino Curse is now the Yankee Curse. Allow me to introduce myself. And here I am to stay. In case you don't realize it, YOU were a major part of the Yanker failure. You jinxed them. Here's the proof. Exhibit A. You said you moved from Kearney Nebraska right after the last Yanker championship in 2000. Guess what? They haven't won the World Series since. Big zero. No rings for you. Exhibit B. Guess what happens when you rearrange the letters of "KEARNEY SAUCE". You get "A YANKEE CURSE". That's right; A YANKEE CURSE. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I LOVE that one. I absolutely LOVE it. KEARNEY SAUCE = A YANKEE CURSE. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I wish I could take credit for figuring that one out, although I would have preferred it to be "A Yanker Curse". Allow me to tip my hat to the Red Sox fan who noticed it. You're actually worse than that Cub fan Joe Bartman (sp?) who interfered with the ball. I hardly had to do any work this series because you did most of it with your incessant ranting, although I have to admit I was responsible for the collision between that egomaniac Sheffield (who in his words is the straw that stirs the Yankee drink) and Crosby. You better not ever identify yourself to any other Yanker fans because they'll run you out of town. Or even worse. I've been dying to say something about all your psychotic posts but I had promised to stay away until the post season. All Yanker fans kept saying "come back in October; the regular season is meaningless." Oh really? So why were all you asshole Yanker fans celebrating like you had won the World Series on that Saturday in Fenway. And then you couldn't win the more important game on Sunday that would have given you the crucial home field advantage. And then you had the fucking balls to complain that Showalter (sp?) was a disgrace to the integrity of the game because he pulled his regulars off the field even though YOUR team wasn't playing YOUR best players. You fucking hyprocrites. Most of the other teams are already your farm system and now you want other teams to play in YOUR best interest? Again, you fucking hypocrites. Using that logic, shouldn't you have played your best players and given Cleveland a fair shot? Was it fair to Cleveland to see the Red Sox winning early 10-1 and realizing that they had no chance? For the third time, you fucking hypocrites. Well October has arrived and here I am. And I'll be here another 81 years, whether you build that new stadium or not. So if you get a chance, assuming you haven't killed yourself yet, please sprinkle some of your KEARNEY SAUCE (A YANKEE CURSE) up your fucking ass, you dooshbag. And your grandmother's ass too while you're at it. |
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Division champs? You're celebrating division champs? Who the fuck cared? Look what it got you last year. AND LOOK WHAT IT GOT YOU THIS YEAR, you dooshbag! I notice that you only post when the Yankers are going well. What a frontrunning bandwagon classic Yanker fan. So go back in your gutter hole and don't come out again. |
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You better go get a prescription for Objectivity at your local drug store. And take one pill every minute. |
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Theeeeeee Yankees lose
Like I was trying to tell my Yankee fan friends, they got back in the race by beating Baltimore and KC, the two worst teams in baseball. If some of the Yankee fans would actually learn the game, watch, and pay attention they would have known that they were a big lumbering team beating up on lousy clubs. Of the American League playoff teams Boston and NY were the two easiest to beat, they had the most holes. The only reason Boston made it that far was because Ortiz and Manny bat around 400 with runners on base. I'm glad it turned out this way, serves Boston management right for breaking up the team that finally won it after 100 years. And I'm glad I don't have to see Yankee fans crow about their bullshit either.
I always get a kick out of watching Arod and Sheffield screw themselves into the ground as they each try to capture the spotlight by hitting a 5-run homer. I'm always amused at watching Mussina pitch as he tries to pretend he wants to be there. It's funny watching Giambi turn red and sweat as he tries to control his roid rage symptoms every time he tries to make a play on the field. I also tune into the post game report on YES so I can hear Michael Kay complain that it's not fair the Yankee didn't win cause we are a class organization, have tradition, sing God Bless America every 7th inning stretch and darn it daddy George says so. Oh what fun it was watching the Yankee step all over itself. Hey but what should the Yankee care anyway? They still have their class and tradition and this is confirmed by the fact that they can't keep their hair long or wear facial hair. And we still know Jeter is the cutest right? |
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Paraphrase from Mike Francesa, a big Yankee fan, the co-radio host from Mike and the Mad Dog.
The Yankee Team that won all those championships didn't have a lot of home run hitters, no triple crown winners and they weren't all "all -stars". They were a team. The current Yankees are a collection, a collection of talent. They are not a team. When things get tough, they don't have the grit to win. |
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-------------------------------------------------------------- Throw Out the Bums ... in the Stands By CLYDE HABERMAN Published: October 11, 2005 NOW that their season is over, the New York Yankees are likely to shop for new players over the winter, and may even (gasp!) seek a new manager to take over from the estimable Joseph Paul Torre. What they really should look for are new fans. Yankees fans cheered the announcement of the starting lineups before the start of the Opening Day game on April 3 against the Boston Red Sox. The team could do a lot worse than to replace some of those it now has, as oafish a bunch as can be found this side of an English soccer stadium: drunken, hostile, foulmouthed, misogynistic and ready for violence. On Friday, a long and dreary night of poor play by the home team against the Los Angeles Angels, several fights broke out in the stands. It took a squad of Yankee Stadium guards to wrestle one particularly aggressive offender into submission. Despite a longstanding ban on smoking, fans lit up defiantly. One such smoker, a potty-mouthed yo-yo, was led away by security guards, only to return an inning later. "They don't eject you when you're a cop," he said. If you sat, as I did, in the upper deck along the third-base line, you were in the company of scores of young men wearing the glazed, dull look of the hopelessly inebriated. Some had arrived in that condition. Several times, men bumped accidentally into one another in the narrow aisles. Did it occur to any of them to say, "Excuse me"? No, that would have been sensible. Instead, they screamed obscenity-laced threats, or exchanged "You want a piece of me?" glares. Late in the game, a young woman in a halter top danced to the loud music that blasts maddeningly through the stadium between innings. In unison, dozens of men yelled a vulgar chant demanding that she show her breasts. Predictably, when things went badly for the Yankees, as they often did that night, fans shouted an all-too-familiar obscenity that you will never see printed here. You have to marvel sometimes at how many young men in this city are plagued by unresolved oedipal complexes. About the only thing that flowed more freely than the beer was raw aggression. Sadly, there is nothing new in this. Take it from someone who has been going to Yankee Stadium since Mickey Mantle was a pup. Boorish fan behavior has been inescapable for many years. But it has arguably grown worse over the last decade, a period of Yankees' success that may have fed an outsize sense of entitlement among the fans. "It all comes down to them being so spoiled over the last 10 years or so," the team's latest hero, the pitcher Shawn Chacon, said in a New York Post interview on Sunday. Obviously, not everyone behaves badly. The oafs are a minority. But there are enough of them on any given night to sour the gamegoing experience. There are certainly enough to make anyone with small children think hard before plopping them down among drunks who shout at a woman to remove her top or who urge a player to commit an impossible sexual act. The laughable part is that New York fans like to pat themselves on the collective back as being more sophisticated followers of the game than anyone anywhere. Were that self-aggrandizing silliness true, they would routinely applaud great plays by the opposing team. They rarely do, a churlish spirit that the Yankees endorse by never using the large center field television screen to show a spectacular hit or catch by a visiting player. IF it wished, the team could do more to discourage the louts. Rules posted on its Web site make clear that fans "using foul language, making obscene gestures, smoking or appearing to be in an inebriated condition will be ejected from the ballpark." Ha! The stadium would be half empty if the ball club ever made good on that warning. One possible remedy is to amend the present policy of stopping beer sales after the seventh inning. In a game like the one on Friday night, which dragged on and on in the rain, the seventh inning did not end until after 3 hours and 15 minutes. By then, countless fans were three sheets to the wind. Perhaps a beer cutoff after, say, two hours of play would be more realistic - and saner. Not that it would deter all louts, like the young man who waited with a friend on a very long men's room line. "Why not just use the sink?" he said. "Nah," the friend replied, "it's too early for that." At the stadium that night, his refusal made him the closest thing to a class act. Last edited by CLSkirtchaser; 10-11-2005 at 10:31 AM.. |
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Yeah but the Yankee aren't allowed to have long hair or facial hair, And they sing God Bless America. So they MUST be a class act. The Yes network told me so. |
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What a great article! I'm going to frame it and hang it on my wall.
And yet Jeter still proudly proclaims that Yanker fans are the greatest. He mistakenly left off the key word...assholes. They are the greatest assholes. I guess Jeter is getting too old and senile to realize the truth. |
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Slinky was right calling him Humpty Dumpy.
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No. He means this team:
The 1927 season was particularly spectacular by baseball standards for the Yankees. After losing in the 1926 World Series to the St. Louis Cardinals, the 1927 Yankee Stadium residents posted a record of 110 wins and 44 losses, one of the best records in baseball history. The team was nicknamed Murderer's Row because of their offense, including Babe Ruth's 60 home runs, 158 runs batted in (RBI), and .356 batting average; Lou Gehrig's 47 home runs, 175 RBI, and .373 batting average; and Earle Combs's 231 base hits. Their pitching was also good, ranking first in the major leagues in lowest earned run average (ERA) that season. Waite Hoyt tied for the league lead in wins with 22, and Wilcy Moore somehow won 19 as a reliever. Three other Yankees pitchers had ERAs under 3.0 that season. The 1927 Yankees won the American League pennant by one of the largest margins ever, 19 games. Then, they swept the Pittsburgh Pirates to win the World Series, and they repeated as World Series champion in 1928. http://tinyurl.com/aoaku Last edited by thevenerablebede; 10-11-2005 at 03:30 PM.. |
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Or this team:
Behind the thundering Yankees bats of DiMaggio, Gehrig and Frank Crosetti, and a superb pitching staff led by Red Ruffing and Lefty Gomez and anchored by catcher Bill Dickey, the Yankees reeled off an unprec****ted four consecutive World Series wins during 1936-1939. They did it without Gehrig for most of 1939, as the superstar's retirement due to ALS saddened the baseball world. http://tinyurl.com/atq5o Last edited by thevenerablebede; 10-11-2005 at 03:33 PM.. |
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I didn't want to go back that far. I wanted to keep it with players I saw play.
But thanks for adding them to the list. Last edited by biglarry1; 10-11-2005 at 03:36 PM.. |
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I love Yankee haters coming out of the woods after a Yankees loss, celebrating like it's the greatest day ever. Last time I checked, sports was about celebrating when your team wins. Any moron that takes delirious pleasure out of another team's losses, and not their own team's wins, needs to crawl back under the rock they came from. I know damn well The Yankees will win it all again some time soon. I don't know where I'll be, or what I'll be doing then, but I can guarantee this. You will be hiding in a corner, or pretending you're a Yankee fan. Not acting like a man and admiting what a great franchise we have in The Bronx. |
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just what the hell is this guy smoking ?????? |
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Oddfellow-
I partially agree with some of your statements. However, you also have to consider that for the past 8 years the Yanks have won the division. And that is a division that contains a very good, year after year BoSox Team. Yes, they have not won the World Series in several years, however, they were one inning away from the World Series Last Year, and in it 2 years ago, when they finally lost to a Red Hot Marlins Team. Who could have expected Pavano, Wright, and for the most part Mussina to have the physical problems that they had this year. As for Brown, I never thought much of him anyway. Additionally, through my eyes, four major things changed the Series with the Angels: 1-Bubba and Gary Shef. bouncing off each other in the field. Bernie has that ball in his back pocket, even at his old age. If that ball is caught, the Yanks have a great shot at winning the game. 2-The Yanks not getting more runs in the first 2 innings. The game should have been 4 or 5 to zip. Instead, they lacked the timely hitting at that point of the game. 3-And of course Randy's collapse in Game 3 at the Stadium. If and that is a Large If-Johnson pitches well on the Friday Evening Game, then the series never gets back to the West Coast. 4-Torre goes to Randy earlier in the game on Monday Evening. Mussina just did not have very good control, and you could see it very early one. He is that type of pitcher right now. I mean it is not like they were blown out. I have always been a huge Bernie Fan, however, at this point in time they badly need a solid centerfielder that can hit well. Last edited by RoosterC74; 10-13-2005 at 04:19 AM.. |
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Rooster,
Being a lover of baseball, I think this topic needs its own thread ......... |
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