1 Maple Ave advertising Extras

Discussion in 'Long Island' started by billyS, Aug 23, 2005.

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  1. billyS

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    And that is your fucking major contribution to this board? Noticing a thread is in the wrong section?


    The thread was started before there was a Long Island Section.
  2. Astroboy1

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    i just noticed this thread is in the wrong section. this place in in westbury LI
  3. Astroboy51

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    anyone have an update on this place?

    i called and they seemed to be busy. $60 for the hr. it's close to me so i wonder.
  4. michel

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    Chaz, old pal...

    maybe there's a lot of mongers in advertising and they know these phrases
    grab our attention....
    Last edited: Aug 29, 2005
  5. Chaz Palmentary

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    I've got one that tops it all. A buddy of mine took a trip to upstate NY and passed a friendly's restaurant that advertised a "Free Happy Ending" with every meal.
    About a week later, I heard a commercial for the chain advertising the same deal and had to bust out laughing. Of course, it was then that I remembered the wife was in the car with me. Welp, got out of that one with some BS story.
    I guess there aren't too many mongers in the advertising field. I would imagine someone "in the know" would have put the kabosh on that one.
    Happy Mongering!
    Chaz
  6. flabbergasted

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    Everytime I pass a sign that says "full service", I do a double take. Hey, you never know.
  7. cueball

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    shh... that's the secret ingredient in the facial cream. that way when they tell me there like 25-30 there really 35-40.
  8. ballys20

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    No wonder asians are so "white."
  9. TonyDTiger

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    Every time i go to legit place they always ask if i want a facial... i laugh about it, then in return i tell them "no,thanks.... but i'd be more than welcummed to give you one!"
    Last edited: Aug 24, 2005
  10. ampuser

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    now i understand the mix of the secret chinesse facial cream. that is why they don't show their age.
  11. Mush

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    That one made me laugh..
  12. billyS

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    I was taking a short cut to Old Country Road tonight and I cut down the block by Nathans. Knowing you can sometims see the girls thru the windows I took a peek over at 1 Maple ave AMP. What caught my eye was the writing on the window. In big letters it said FACIALS. I think I might stop in there at lunch tomorrow and jizm on one of the gals.