Discussion in 'The Best of the Underground' started by Bill Furniture, Feb 20, 2003.
Bill are you talking about the Wednesday night parties? I signed up for last one but could not go was in Florida.
Re: Re: Re: Re: $10 lapdance crusade successful at ASSCON!
It was a Mashburn Jersey. Very high mileage LD's, even by ASSCON standards.
It was that one over there.
nope not the same girl, this one weighs aout 100 dripping wet, samll tits but very willing to please.
Alize will work with you. I go every week sometimes twice and I get 3 for $20 from her. (Except when its busy, I don't want her to lose business on account of me). Not bad when you can count on $40 from 1 monger every week. Its a route. If she can get 10 guys per night on her route she will be in the money.
If this is the same Remi that appears at VIP in Linden NJ then WOW. I really enjoy taking a $.75 VIP experience with a dancer who has less rules than I do. She about 5-5 125 lbs, enhanced D-cups and is fromthe Dominican Republic. Very hospitable to whatever you want. I heard bbbj and and cfs. I had rub and tug, russian, DATY is available. Being a little innocent lurker at the time, I was satisfied with the russian to completion. The fee was all inclusive for 30 minutes, although its a struggle to last that long. As I said, hope its the same Remi!!!
Stop fucking bragging and point out the girls to me next time.
Actually, that's not complete fiction. You guys gotta realize that half the girls come from the underground circuit. They're used to giving you full contact wall / barstool dances for $1 tips. Because there are also lots of mainstream girls, the ASKING price is $20, but half the girls never see more than $10 lap dances and $5 wall dances outside this party. You can get some significant, high mileage wall / barstool dance action for $1 tips averaging less than $5/song. Try bringing $20 to $30 in singles at the next party you'd be surprised how far it can go. If you see something you like, tuck a buck where you want your hand to go, unless she's a high end mainstream dancer, you'll get lots more mileage than you've bargained for, cause they're trying to sell you on a real straddle type lap dance or VIP.
I've gotten 3 LP for $20 at F/STOP on a somewhat slow night. Always good to negotiate whether it's at ASSCON or F/STOP.
I am the biggest believer in the $10 lap dance there is. But when Remy offered me 3 songs for $20, at unbelievably hih mileage, well, a man just has to be reasonable.
I took it even further by offering only 1 dollar per LD.
Let me tell you how it worked out.
After several flat out rejections and dirty looks, I really pushed it and asked a girl for 3 songs for 2 dollars.
She sucked me in the eye. It started to swell up big time.
So there I am sitting in the corner with my eye swollen shut. A cute little dancer comes up to me and asks what happened. I didn't tell her the truth, and to make a long story short:
She told 2 of her friends and they all gather around me, giving me free "sympathy" lapdances and bj's.
Isn't that fantastic? Do you believe that?
(God, I hope not!)
I was only kidding with the ghost. But you're correct in that whoever takes part in not paying $20 per dance deserves their just desserts.
Bill, maybe he meant $60 per foot.....
I don't know why you didn't show up so you could point out that girl to me.
I guess what I'm trying to say is I'm sorry. Rodney King said it best. Can't we all just get along?
Guess I struck a nerve there. Sorry to ruffle your feathers slinky. Didn't mean any harm.
Re: Yea Right
I wonder who this guy used to be? Or on the other hand who he will be next?
In all fairness...
Slinky does not go around advertising at Asscon who he is... there are a lot more gals there that know nothing about UG than girls that do. It happened I was there when he negotiated... and no mention was ever made of anything other than what any guy would ask of any gal.... she just happened to be 2 feet taller than him...
Bill, you are right!
Since we find most providers have not dropped their rates and we know they are not getting the normal customer traffic they used to get. Some of us have come to the conclusion to save our money and go to montreal, prague, amsterdam. Also there is a special to fly to amsterdam (good time) through one of those famous internet travel agencies for 219 roundtrip till the end of march. No gimmicks. Budapest is 397 (curious?)roundtrip. Having a hot euro woman for $$ from 9pm till 8am. Or montreal for $ an hour. Eastern euro ladies..so sexy or the french woman that is so womanly..yummy. Seems that a legit price structure nowadays is $$ or $$ 1/2. For some of us middle class. Im no expert but know what is realistic. Gents take the hobby overseas or to canada. Better value.
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