15 Minutes of Fame

Discussion in 'New York' started by Monty Burns, Nov 16, 2001.

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  1. Monty Burns

    Monty Burns

    So, last night, I'm sitting around the house. 11 pm rolls around and I wonder "What else is on other than the news?" Then I remember, "Ah, right, Blind Date is on UPN" For those who haven't seen, think of a show that is a cross between "Who Wants To Date An Average Guy" and "Pop Up Video". The show is quite funny actually.

    Anyway, last night they decided to do a "Who Wants To Date A Millionaire"? episode. They end up pairing this older gentleman with this young, blonde, stacked "entrepreneur" from California's valley. Turns out this "entrepreneur" is none other than Brittney Andrews. At first, I look over at my girlfriend and say "I think that is Brittney Andrews, you know, from the porn movies? The one who laughs like Fran Drescher." And then, as if on cue, she laughs. Sure enough it was her. Part of the date is they go and visit his business which has made him a millionaire. He owns a spa. They do spa treatments, footrubs. She mentions her foot fetish and how she can orgasm from a good foot massage. And then proceeds to moan incessantly during her massage therapy. They hit the jacuzzi, he gives her a foot massage in the jacuzzi, she's purring to him and everything. During the spa treatment and other parts of the date she's saying stuff like. "Even if we don't sleep with each other, maybe we could go into business together." and "yeah, sex has to be at least 4 or 5 hrs long. 1 hr is just a tease if you ask me." Basically, he was gonna get laid.

    They then do dinner, then go to her business/apartment, the downstairs of which is a completely decked out Dungeon. I thought this guy was going to have a coronary. She asks him to get more comfortable and comes back out dressed in this tight latex Dom outfit.

    Sadly, this gentleman didn't think he could hold out and ended up going home by himself. Too funny.