An American fighting for the Taliban forces

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  1. justme

    justme <i>pop and click tainted</i> Vinyl ( is dead )

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    Well, if they rebuild that temple you'll know why I stopped posting here. Seriously, though, after a long vacation visiting my incredibly large, incredibly Catholic extended family, I am really tired of arguing that we really aren't that close to the end of the world.
  2. localguy

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    I don't like the guy but he doesn't meet the test for treason.
    Bush failed to declare war. Without a legal declaration,
    it's hard to know it's treason.

    If he plays his cards right, he will walk. Legally best thing
    for the US is to parole him as a prisoner over to the
    new afghan government. Let them shoot him.
  3. localguy

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    that was a war. technically this isn't a war.

    Legally walker was able to join the taliban.
    Legally, he was able to help them supress infidels and
    "bandits".
    The part where he is in jeopardy is being in a prison riot
    where an american official died. They may have trouble
    proving this.
  4. Ozzy

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    not as deafening as the gasp in bay ridge.
  5. wsb

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    NOW THAT"S FUNNY!!! Good thing I don't live on LI - the collective gasp upon reading that line must be deafening.
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  6. Geezy Muldoon

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    The French will always be on their own side, provided that they are allowed to use correct grammatical French (e.g., "J'aime ces types vicieux qu'ici montrent la bite.") while doing so. If circumstances prevent these conditions from being met, they will rise up as one nation, blow the victors at the earliest opportunity, and resort to philosophy, red wine and goose liver to soothe their sense of honor afterwards.

    The Italians are just looking for another opportunity to use modern weapons on men on horseback shooting 19th century muzzleloaders. Only real talent for war they have is shooting unarmed men in barbers' chairs.
  7. ew

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    Not even close to being the big one.
  8. JoeyP

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    Ah yes and wich sides will the Italians be on?
  9. Carl M

    Carl M Hanging by a thread

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    Ribbit, Ribbit, Ribbit- maybe they'll man the Maginot Line again- what do you think Iron Man!!
  10. Ozzy

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    only question left is....

    what side will the french be on?
  11. ramstein

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    no shit......we're all in it deep this time....
  12. Ozzy

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    so with pakistan and india yelling "we got bomb" and "we got bigger bomb".

    and the US posed to go into pakistan, yemmen, iraq, iran and somalia. not to mention china and the russians watching the india/pakistan conflict very closely. and the rest of the middle east ready to turn on the US if we go into any other countries other than afghanistan. throw in isreal who dying to kill everyone and everything if the violence continues.

    does anyone besides me see WWIII on the verge here?
  13. ramstein

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    or maybe we could get him to do one of those incest shows on Jerry Springer. With Osama ass fucking his son on national T.V.
    or if we ever do catch him, I say hand the bastard over to the NYPD... They'll know what to do with him. Just hand them a broom stick with spikes on the handle......
  14. ew

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    ISO - Osama bin Laden

    Rate? Pics? Contact info?

    Pentagon

    p.s. you guys know eveyone, don't cut a brother out!
  15. Ozzy

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    or perhaps sally jessie can get one or two of osama's 13 year old daughters and dress them up like cheap hookers and flaunt them on national tv as teenage sluts and claim it's for their own good.

    that should drive the poor guy to suicide and put an end to this.

    or jenny can get one or two of his wives and rip the poor guy to shreads about how he doesn't treat them right and what a bad husband he is......

    either way it sure beats playing loud disco music like they did in panama.
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  16. ramstein

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    Next thing you know, our government will ask Jerry Springer for help......
  17. Ozzy

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    the greatest military and intelligence in the word can't find osama bin laden nor has the slightest clue where he is......


    but geraldo rivera knows everything........
  18. Carl M

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    Bigger and nastier!!!

    New munitions being produced- the next generation Daisy Cutter called "Big Blue" 2x larger than the current Daisy Cutter will obliterate anything within a 1200yd x 1200yd area. This is being saved for Saddam!!!
  19. wsb

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    The smart money is short dollars and euros and will likely remain so until Ramadan is over. Oil is looking cheap right about now though.

    --WSB
  20. Carl M

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    West Islip to be precise!