Another innermost thought by BMM

Discussion in 'General Industry Related Topics' started by BigMadM, Feb 10, 2003.

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  1. jack sprat

    jack sprat

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    unless they have some friends who are into necrophilia.
  2. daro

    daro in loco CM

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    BMM, you got that right. Just take care of yourself and don't over
    do it. Remember there's a tag waiting for all of us someday,
    and it doesn't go under your handle. It goes around your
    big toe. I don't know of too many guys, with that tag, that
    still hobby. Good health always.
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  3. BigMadM

    BigMadM Linoleum

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    I once *****ed slinky way back when I joined and asked him about a tag under my posting handle. His last remark in his ***** was to be careful for what you wish for.
    Im happy with gold.
  4. Cloud Nine

    Cloud Nine I had to open my big mouth.......

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    Re: C9

    Or that's what I want him to think....
  5. justlooking

    justlooking

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    P.S.

    How much of a life could anybody have that would post that "doesn't have a life" comment twice?
  6. Cloud Nine

    Cloud Nine I had to open my big mouth.......

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    I should also point out to SC (not that he's serious) that I only posted as JohnnyK again to be ironic since several posts were mentioning multiple handles. I was just being silly as usual. But in fairness to you, it's true that I have no life.
  7. justlooking

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    C9

    You know very well that the reason you don't have a tag is that you so obviously want one.
  8. Cloud Nine

    Cloud Nine I had to open my big mouth.......

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    More deep thoughts of BMM

    "I'd rather have an unlubed baseball bat covered with rusty nails inserted into my bleeding anus while I am naked, standing in pool of acid, my nipples covered in honey as they release the fire ants and all the while having to sing Carpenter songs than see another post by Phantom- but I'd prefer to pay $$."
  9. Cloud Nine

    Cloud Nine I had to open my big mouth.......

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    The 1st time you posted this, it didnt hurt my feelings, water off the back...

    Then you posted it a second time and it got me thinking....

    "Why do you have a "tag" and I don't?"
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  10. SkellyChamp

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    Or as is more likely he has no fucking life between reading and posting under his different handles and maintaining the upkeep on the funny pages.


    He probably opens every thread in a different window so he can cross check easier.
  11. SkellyChamp

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    And remembers it - that to me is remarkable. My short term memory cells died a long time ago.



    Or as is more likely he has no fucking life between reading and posting under his different handles and maintaining the upkeep on the funny pages.
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  12. *********

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    Wasn't something like this done by the Count on Sesame Street?
  13. Dondee

    Dondee Herbie, DDS

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    Not only possible....but very probable.
  14. BigMadM

    BigMadM Linoleum

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    Is it possible C9 reads everything I post?
  15. BigMadM

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    Re: This reminds me of that 80's snl bit....

    Hey, Heidi told me yesterday she might be willing to give me a ticket and stamp it each time. Like the Icecream man.
    Every 10 visits, I get a freebie. I asked her if its retroactive,if so, she owes me 4 freebies.
  16. Cloud Nine

    Cloud Nine I had to open my big mouth.......

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    "The only problem with going to Atlantic City is that its too tempting to go into the casinos instead trolling at the bars."
  17. Cloud Nine

    Cloud Nine I had to open my big mouth.......

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    "I am the worst shill you'll ever meet. I try to get all of the ladies to pay for an ad on UG."

    "Why do I get mentioned all the time in everyone's threads? I'm just you're average sex addict that sees 20 prostitutes in a week."
  18. Cloud Nine

    Cloud Nine I had to open my big mouth.......

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    "Maybe I should try to cut back on seeing so many prostitutes.....nah!"

    "My time is valuable, so hookers should treat it as such and stop this being late shit. How else can I fit in 3 different sessions in a day, post my experiences on UG and still go to work?"
  19. Cloud Nine

    Cloud Nine I had to open my big mouth.......

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    This reminds me of that 80's snl bit....

    "Deep Thoughts" by BMM


    "After I finish my 4th cup and I'm in the mood for another and I just can't get it up, I'll often give my penis a pep talk and if that doesn't work then I'll just fake an orgasm."

    "I wonder if I should coax my wife into going onto vacation with her sister, that way I can see more whores than there are in the American Bar Association."

    "I never seem to get any freebies or special treatment by these ladies, I wonder if it's my big fat hairy ass?"
  20. Bill Furniture

    Bill Furniture Flounder

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    Maybe she read the Sunday edition of the NY Post and is wondering if Mike Piazza can still hit.