Anyone know an Owner named SAMMY?

Discussion in 'The Worst of UG' started by clyde11, Jan 11, 2007.

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  1. lightweight

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    You just need to look a little bit harder. Sometimes it can be right in front of you.
  2. NJspas

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    I look forward to meeting him.
  3. biohazard

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    Yeah he will be dressed as Santa at the mall.
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  4. lightweight

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    I heard Sammy will be in Town for the Holidays
  5. NJspas

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    So that's why Steve hasn't commented in the sports section. He's giving out crabs.
  6. Slinky Bender

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    You have to watch out for places that have toothpicks in the bathrooms because the crabs use them to pole vault.
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  7. NJspas

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    That's better than the clap.
  8. LISteve

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    I heard she gave him crabs.
  9. NJspas

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    I heard Sammy had a relationship once with Whoopi.
  10. biohazard

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    Ahhh Good old Sammy Back For the holidays !
  11. lightweight

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    I have actually hung out with Sammy recently. Will post details another time.
  12. NJspas

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    Bet he has a bridge to sell him.
  13. yonkershobbyist

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    Sammy recently told me that he's looking for a guy named Clyde in north Jersey, near the GWB.
  14. NJspas

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    Forget it then!!!
  15. lightweight

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    I see her often. Yes, that is her. She sees guys one day per week. She will see 3 guys that day. She sees me 3 time a week for np4p.....
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  17. NJspas

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    If that's Sammy, I want a piece of her.
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  19. lightweight

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    Steve, Who told you that? I wonder how they knew that... Ok, well PM me and I will hook it up...
  20. LISteve

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    LW has her locked up in his basement. He only lets Billy see her and he charges him for the pleasure. You have to PM him and work something out.