ASSCON X Review

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  1. elsyan

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    grits

    on the 5th? looking forward to it... you figure two UG'ers should be more than she can handle heh
  2. gritsman

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    Ha ha.
    Don't worry.
    I'll be back next week. Trying to convince my most degenerate friend to come along.
  3. elsyan

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    Next time you get in this situation holler out and TAG me in...

    nothing like a little teamwork!


  4. elsyan

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    every week!

    wow valjean you've outdone yourself! every week sounds sweet but can you guarantee enough guys every week to get the solid roster of ladies? I'm thinking every two weeks or even once a month would be ideal.

    and eaiser on my wallet!
  5. nycstripclubs

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    Club ASS-C NYC

    You'll never have to wait too long for the next one.

    Because of the overwhelming demand, the producers, How Sreet It Is & F/Stop are gonna throw an ASSCon every week.

    The Party starts Wednesday, February 5, 2003 @ 6pm.

    Click on the banner ad to get the UG Discount!!

    You can also click here http://www.utopiaguide.com/coupons/asscon/

    This is a PRIVATE PARTY.
    You MUST join the group to get on the list.

    CYA There!

    Peace,
    Valjean

    nycstripclubs@yahoo.com
    http://groups.yahoo.com/group/nycstripclubs/
    Last edited: Jan 27, 2003
  6. gritsman

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    Elysan .... That chick was awesome! She let me rattle her whoppers ... impressive implant job, and when I told her I bet she could "fuck a man in half," she indicated that such was her purpose, then she waggled her tongue at me and said something filthy in Spanish, then started whacking me in the face again.
    If I'd just stuck with her for the rest of the night, I would have had nothing to quibble about. Great scene, though, and I'd definitely go back for seconds. But next time I'm bringing an oxygen tank!
  7. elsyan

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    clubs vs providers

    lets not forget that you can hang out with your buddies at a club while providers... mmm that'll cost ya. :)

    also it's a bit easier to expense the club than the mmmm "massage service"
  8. justlooking

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    For the little it's worth, I sort of agree with you and sort of don't.

    I'd say I go to strip clubs mainly to hang out and talk and flirt. I don't necessarily expect high mileage -- but I won't keep going to a club that doesn't have a reasonable mileage level. (I think where I differ from the more hardcore strip-club guys is that my definition of "reasonable" may be somewhat lower than theirs.)

    But the thing is, really I mainly use strip clubs now as dating services. I go there to meet women I like and whom I think are attractive, and to arrange to see them outside the club (commercially, of course). (This is a time-consuming process -- it's not a hit-and-run kind of thing.)

    So while I do, like you, try to find prostitutes who are as attractive to me as goodlooking strippers, I really put a lot more energy these days into getting together with the strippers themselves. To me, it makes for a better experience in every way.
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  9. jackhenry

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    JL

    Here's the way I look at it. I don't expect ANY mileage from a strip club. Instead, I'm looking for exceptional eye candy. Sure, if I'm in the mood, I'll step up for a dance. But I'm just looking to get a closer look. Anything else is a bonus.

    On the other hand, except at the high end ($600 to $1500/hr), you won't find escorts that are physically as hot as, say, a Scores stripper. So there's you're trade off. And there's the moral to the story. For the educated consumer, you get what you pay for.

    Personally, I've made it a mission to find those special escorts who at least approach the best eye candy in stripper land, plus deliver great mileage at reasonable $$$.

    It's the eighth habit of the highly successful hobbyist.
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  10. elsyan

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    Devin

    Yeah you F/STOP guys were all over the place recruiting... and I was glad to see it!

    The day she signs up you let me know :)

    As for the diversity I agree with the general sentiment but I'm equal opportunity so it was all good.

    And as for the difference between this and pros I just have to say it's all about the music... and sometimes you DONT want GFE or anything like that. just to get your groove on.

    And Grits, I saw you get abused by that gal. looked like fun... hehe
  11. Casper

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    Twas my first ASSCON party

    Here's the way I see it:

    Whether you're happy with the types and numbers of girls that turned out you have to admit this one thing......... where else can you go to and view at least a few dozen or so new women in a matter of minutes?

    Varitey, quantity, and known extras givers. At the VERY least, you have access to women who will share their phne numbers with you for future get togethers. Geez if for nothing else that's the only reason to go.

    In closing my yap I'll say it was a good time. I'll be going to more in the future.

    Peace Out
    C (can never have enough venues to meet da ladies)
  12. justlooking

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    That, of course, raises the very interesting question of, if, like most of the posters on this board, you're willing to secure the services of prostitutes, what's the big deal about high-mileage strip clubs? I always figured that, in comparison with guys who just go to strip clubs, guys who see prostitutes would be less concerned about mileage and would go to strip clubs for something other than that. I wonder if I'm right?
  13. jackhenry

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    nycstripclubs

    Hey, listen, you're right. There's not much mileage at a spot like GGR. I just have to be honest with myself about the kind of mileage I'm looking for. For what it's worth, stripper clubs offer me an occassional diversion, at best. I've learned to lower my expectations. (Paid a visit to my favorite HIGH MILEAGE escort this afternoon. Always a great trip Now that's satisfaction!!!!)

    In any case, I do appreciate the work you put into this event . For me, this underground scene was something of an curious adventure. I wish you all the best in the future
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  14. Houston

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    I got there too late. I was misinformed of the time it was to start.They said all the good ones had left already. I had one lapdance by spanish girl with nice bod and I brought the ****ifer Tilley girl with me. No I will not be doing anything anytime too soon with her....in one word...drama........chatted with the owner of the bar and it is usually a he/she bar and I really think towards the end it was he/she's .........scary but to each his own...not for me. Next time I will know to get there at 4p.m.. But at that time I am usually busy......playing/working
  15. Shoot2Thrill

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    To put things into perspective!

    This party was just off the scale. The logistics, value, level of entertainment and customers at this party will be no easy task to top! Clearly benchmarks were blown away.
  16. justlooking

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    Guys who have jackhenry's preferences (and I'm one) just have to understand that the underground scene is NOT gonna give them what they want. I wasn't at this party, but I'm sure that for an underground party, it HAD a very diverse mix. But that just shows why some guys are never gonna get that excited by underground parties, no matter how much better the mileage is than at their favorite mainstream club.
  17. nycstripclubs

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    Re: You clearly

    I'm not sure if some of you guys realize just how difficult and expensive it is to achieve the level of diversity in the 70+ dancers you saw at Monday's event. Pretty much EVERY race, ethnic group, and body type was represented. You obviously haven't been to many underground spots or party if you weren't impressed by that selection of women. I helped put this thing together, and I was amazed.

    BTW Jack, you're not gonna get anywhere near ASSCon mileage at GGR with everybody watching you, no matter how many fucking tickets you buy.

    Peace,
    Valjean
  18. Toreador

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    To be honest

    Great joke!!!
  19. nycstripclubs

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    Thanks!!

    I would just like to say thanks to the UG contingent for cumming on behalf of How Sweet It Is Entertainment and myself. I’d also like to thank the ladies for turning out in such great numbers and for bringing all their friends. In addition to he reviews speak for themselves. (http://groups.yahoo.com/group/nycstripclubs/messagesearch?query=Asscon x) It’s obvious that almost everyone had a great time. I enjoyed hanging out with all of you.

    I had a fun time recruiting the dancers, it is for me at least, a labor of love. We will continue combing strip clubs high and low, to provide the most diverse population of dancers we can find.

    I’m looking forward to the next one

    Peace,
    Valjean

    nycstripclubs@yahoo.com
    http://groups.yahoo.com/group/nycstripclubs/
    Last edited: Jan 22, 2003
  20. Casper

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    I know where to find her and I haven't been there in ages and I'm in heavy lust so guess where I'm going soon ...lol