Backing Ozzy 100%

Discussion in 'New York' started by Carl M, Jul 12, 2001.

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  1. SkellyChamp

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    As the "editee", hell I didn't see that he did anything to it.

    I would never write anything that would require an APM edit. Close maybe but would never cross the line.
  2. Slinky Bender

    Slinky Bender The All Powerful Moderator

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    Just to make the post "fit". No content. If I hadn't , the rest of this thread would have been "Hey, how this thread is unreadable", etc.
  3. justme

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    I'd guess that he took out some 'enter's. But I'm interested, too.
  4. Bill Furniture

    Bill Furniture Flounder

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    I've never seen APM edit before, it must have been good! LOL
  5. Ozzy

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    wow!

    we gotta know what caused an edit by the APM?
  6. SkellyChamp

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    John J

    If you have a plan that Julie accepts, I'm there - as long as the copay is not $200.

    Slinky - I've heard that one or a variation of it pertaining to Canadian health coverage.

    Don't start blowjob jokes.

    A priest (a very naive one obvioulsy) is walking down the street and a lady of the streets approaches him and asks him if he wants a blowjob for $25. He thanks her kindly but goes back to his parish. Perplexed, he approaches the mother superior (or head nun) and asks "Sister, what's a blowjob?" She replies............................................................................................................................................................................................. is this telegraphed or what.








    .................................................................................................................................................................................."$25 Father, same as on the street"

    [Edited by slinkybender on 07-18-2001 at 10:05 AM]
  7. Slinky Bender

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    The Head Surgeon is showing the new Head Administrator around the Hospital he has just been appointed to. As they are walking around the inpatient wing, they walk by a room and see a guy vigorously jerking off, with a stack of Porn magazines up to the ceiling next to him. The administrator asks the surgeon "What's up with that ?" and the surgeon replies "He's agot a condition where he is producing too much sperm, and if he doesn't release every two hours, his testicles will swell up and explode".

    Later they walk by a second room and a nurse is on her knees giving the patient a blowjob. When the administrator asks about that, the surgeon replies "Same condition, better medical plan".
  8. JohnJ

    JohnJ Repentant Sinner

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    co-pay....

    I think you need a better HMO

    :)

    John J
  9. Bill Furniture

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    Dawn...

    Get out of the way with that thing! ewwwwww!
  10. Carl M

    Carl M Hanging by a thread

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    Re: nooooo

    Dawn, sweety- I never knew you were that type of girl- Im shocked i tell you!
  11. MrNY

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    I've been right here.......

    .

    [Edited by MrNY on 07-17-2001 at 03:42 PM]
  12. LIDAWN

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    nooooo

    i am behind b2c not you guys.. i got a great strappon and good rythem.......
    miss you B
    give me a call see you soon cutie..
    JB says hi!!!!!
    LONG ISLAND DAWN\
  13. Carl M

    Carl M Hanging by a thread

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    Hey MR NY!!

    Where the hell you been!
  14. MrNY

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    hey, RnB - check your email, bud.......

    ;)
  15. robnotbob

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    Hey B2S

    I think Oz would like it if HE was behind YOU.....:)

    [Edited by robnotbob on 07-17-2001 at 01:23 PM]
  16. Ozzy

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    B,

    i'll just use a little more fly paper if i need it.
  17. Body2see

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    Let's use our time productively !!

    Ozzy,
    You have my support 100%. I think you are a kind and sexy man, who is not afraid to speak your mind. I recognise how you are trying to keep things polically correct here on UG. But remember there will always be a fly in the mix, no matter how hard you try to keep that fly out. But most people here can recognise BS when they see it. Again I am behind you 100%.

    xoxoB2S
  18. Carl M

    Carl M Hanging by a thread

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    JC We did something similar!

    Back in the late 1970s over at OBI South when it was very packed- performed the same Tap Ass experiment. Usually what we found was a blurted "Fuckin Asshole", A wild swing at the wrong persons head, or a thrown beer bottle. It was kinda fun, but was extremely dangerous- LOL!!
  19. Geezy Muldoon

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    females

    [Edited by Judge Crater on 07-25-2001 at 07:43 PM]
  20. justme

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    Funny, after I read the magazine I started to wonder which of us are really Californian adolescents (if that's not a straight line...).