Battle Hymn of the Mongers

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  1. lamont5123

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    You guys are alright. Thnx
  2. Bandaid

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    Odd. That first post of mine, I didn't write.

    Marcinny: The Battle Hymn of the Republic?
  3. marcinny

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    wow lamont!

    Is there a score too behind those verses?
  4. aceofclubs26

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    I never saw this! Brilliant and thanks for the mention!
  5. Bandaid

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    Awesome, man, just awesome.
  6. lamont5123

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    Guys,

    Thank you. I have to write another. I had a lot of fun writing that.
  7. DaveNJ

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    Glad you dusted it off. I don't remember seeing this before.

    Lamont, thats absolutely fantastic. What a classic.



    DaveyNJ
    Last edited: Aug 27, 2007
  8. paulbunyon

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    You're good like that gavy.
  9. Gavvy Cravath

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    Time to dust this one off...any more for us, Lamont?
  10. lamont5123

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    Thanks guys,

    Bandaid, you were supposed to in there. I notice I mentioned FlipMo twice. You were supposed to be the second mention.
  11. Bandaid

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    I had to stand up and salute that one, since nothing else would stand up and salute! Bravo!
  12. un4given

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    Have you got no shame???? just kidding:)
  13. Mr. Wet Wooly

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    Lol. This is great, Lamont. One of the all-time classic posts.
  14. knight76

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    Hats off. OK We need a flag now.
  15. April

    April Member<br><color=red> First in war, first in peace

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    I nominate is as the UG title track!
  16. Gavvy Cravath

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    This is awesome, Lamont! Thanks for the link. Put in a lot of time...you got a lot of talent, brother. See ya tomorrow, brotther. Looking forward to Part III.

    Gavy
  17. lamont5123

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    Lou Grant led us to the door of a Flushing Asian spa,
    we saw daengman removing an older woman's shirt and bra,
    then we heard a voice cry out real loud: Oh shit, I think that’s Ma!
    we tried to monger on.


    chorus

    Spawn stood tall, unzipped his pants while chugging on his beer,
    then he noticed eyes upon him and growled Dudes, stop looking here,
    But SlickWilly said: I’m not so shy, just watch me use my spear,
    and then they mongered on.


    chorus

    JustBill grabbed a sleepy girl, who looked deeply perplexed,
    he couldn’t see how large she was, she could have had two necks,
    ViagraMan popped a blue pill and gestured: “I got next!”
    and then some mongered on.


    chorus

    FrankM checked the last few girls and one he thought was hot,
    he pulled his wallet, found some bills, this one would cost a lot,
    He whispered to old Mamasan I'm paying off my yacht,
    she let him monger on.


    chorus

    BigD eyes a chica house at Northern and Foothill,
    he’s got to try out Cindy, ‘cause he hears she’s from Brazil,
    but the madam says she’s not here now, why you don’t go fuck Jill,
    he frowned, but mongered on.


    chorus

    BBgunn was with a girl who used her tongue with skill,
    he knew at last that this is what mongers call a cheap thrill,
    but he's surprised when her deep voice said: My name is really Phil,
    he could not monger on.


    chorus
    Last edited: Apr 7, 2006
  18. lamont5123

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    PaulBunyon,

    Why, thank you. Part II coming up.
  19. paulbunyon

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    Brilliant, Lamont, brilliant! Bravisimo!!!!
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    Mine eyes have seen the mongers and they seem a mighty horde,
    They are guzzlin’ their liquor as 10 bottles more are poured,
    But they seem a bit detached tonight and some are downright bored,
    They need to monger on!

    Lori, Lori can do you me,
    Lori, Lori can you do me,
    Lori, Lori can you do me
    If not, I’ll monger on!


    ‘Twas the twilight of the evening when our Gavy gave a shout,
    Who wants to join me at OR tonight and pass a blunt about,
    I promise you some booty and they’ll be titties there, no doubt
    Us mongers monger on!

    Lori, Lori can do you me,
    Lori, Lori can you do me,
    Lori, Lori can you do me
    If not, I’ll monger on!


    Paul Bunyon quickly stepped in front and Larry beside him,
    Slinky and Senor Bond said yeah, we looked around for Jim,
    Wet Wooly said he’s down to search for tight Latina trim,
    We mongers mongered on.

    Lori, Lori can do you me,
    Lori, Lori can you do me,
    Lori, Lori can you do me
    If not, I’ll monger on!


    EddyBear said we must meet at the nearest pussy shop,
    You’ll love the ladies at this place, they never wear a top,
    We filed outside, Un4 screamed out: What’s the nearest subway stop?
    Let mongers monger on!

    Lori, Lori can do you me,
    Lori, Lori can you do me,
    Lori, Lori can you do me
    If not, I’ll monger on!


    DaveyNJ and FlipMo rousted Jyris from his bed,
    FlipMo said he couldn’t come, he was busy getting head,
    Waynezee exclaimed you goofy fools, this is the Newark thread,
    You should not monger on!

    Lori, Lori can do you me,
    Lori, Lori can you do me,
    Lori, Lori can you do me
    If not, I’ll monger on!


    Lorenzo saw us coming and his face displayed a grin,
    Ozzy looked hard and spied Lamont and thought to break his shin,
    But just right then, a big boobed girl said hello, please call me Lynn,
    We mongers mongered on.

    Lori, Lori can do you me,
    Lori, Lori can you do me,
    Lori, Lori can you do me
    If not, I’ll monger on!


    Treborny led us down the block, we looked a mighty throng,
    Whitelightening beamed just like a kid, Vemeer pranced in his thong,
    Everything was fine until Ace whipped out his goddamn dong,
    That’s when we mongers monged.

    Lori, Lori can do you me,
    Lori, Lori can you do me,
    Lori, Lori can you do me
    If not, I’ll monger on!
    Last edited: Apr 6, 2006