Best advice from TV

Discussion in 'Stripclubs, Strippers and Porn Stars' started by justbill_redux, Feb 26, 2003.

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  1. JackT

    JackT

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    I think that would be "Best advice from an ATV"
  2. Dondee

    Dondee Herbie, DDS

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    Why would you want advice from an all terain vehicle?
  3. justbill_redux

    justbill_redux King Missile

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    I think that would be "Best advice from A TV"
  4. Dondee

    Dondee Herbie, DDS

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    You

    would!
  5. Cloud Nine

    Cloud Nine I had to open my big mouth.......

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    I thought this was going to be a thread on the best way to tuck your dick in between your legs.
  6. Dondee

    Dondee Herbie, DDS

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    Try this link! http://www.lucire.com/2002/0313ll0.shtml
  7. Slinky Bender

    Slinky Bender The All Powerful Moderator

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    "as you get a little older.... you aim a little lower".
  8. SkellyChamp

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    Never marry an all-nude stripper who gives handjobs in the back.


    What did you think of the all-nude back and side views of Charlotte Ross in the beginning. I'm not a big fan of blondes, but she is smokiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing.
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  9. justbill_redux

    justbill_redux King Missile

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    Oh oh oh....OK
  10. JackT

    JackT

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    y'know, on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven? He wanted 22 bucks, but you talked him down to 17?
  11. justlooking

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    I think they found you with the used book guys on Second Avenue.
  12. justbill_redux

    justbill_redux King Missile

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    From NYPD Blue last night....

    This sleaze ball recurring character Julian finds out his stripper wife hired a contract killer to do him in so she can collect on his insurance and move in with the BF. Sipowicz has him fake his death so he can take a picture to show the wife. This is not verbatim but pretty close.

    Julian: "Best advice I can give you guys is never marry a stripper who gives handjobs in the back of the club. All she sees is the money while you're looking at her muffin."

    Hey.. whats with the tag?
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