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  1. jp1064

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    I had that problem a couple years ago. Try letting the provider fuck you up the ass with a strapon every once and awhile or even try a M/F provider team for a change of pace. You won't be bored for long. There's so much nasty shit you can try out.
    Last edited: Mar 21, 2006
  2. flabbergasted

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    By the time you get back to Jersey, you'll be horny again.
  3. bigcecil

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    Very long drive, lol. Thats like 5 or 6 hours away from me.
  4. Jeffrey

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    Yes, I mean Washington, DC, but if you are bored, there is nothing better
    than a long ride to see bush.
  5. flabbergasted

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    Jeff, if you mean Washington DC, it's going to be a long drive.
  6. Jeffrey

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    Bigcecil,

    Go to Downtown Spa in DC, get a lineup, it is $60 and $100.

    When you see them, you will no longer be bored, former Miss Koreas
    in bikinis and they do BBBJ.

    A month later go to Happiness Spa in DC.

    Third month go to Sun Spa.

    Three new places with smoking, slim, tall, young women.

    See Jay at Downtown, Mimi or Coco at Sun and lineup at Happiness.
    If Happiness does not have your girl, go two doors down to Royal and
    ask for Linda, in her 30s but a super consolatiion prize.

    Month four go back to Downtown, if you can wait for month four.
  7. bigcecil

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    I was on a once a week schedule for a long while, but that adds up quick and I don't have much excess fundage to burn. Now I'm down to once every month or two - so I like to make it count.

    I like to try new places, but you know -- when I get screwed over its really discouraging. But going to the old reliable places is boring. Nice, but boring.

    I guess its probably the excitement of trying new places that I like most. Its just that having been burned so many times, I'm hesitant to be adventurous anymore. Nothing is worse than that feeling on the ride home after getting royally screwed over.
  8. yamaha

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    i don't just ask but you hint around like push sheet down very low let her get a look don't let her see you do it and also tell her about some other times you been to massage what girls offered you know use some intuition and if you blow it there is another massage out there you wil enjoy. like rokin said the chase it better than catching and that is always true just remember the time you thought nothing was going to happen and you find yourself in a gfe makes you want to do it again and again. good luck have fun.
  9. UG Staff

    UG Staff Staff

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    At least Daddycool will contact you.
  10. justlooking

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    Try receiving anal sex.
  11. UG Staff

    UG Staff Staff

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    If you're already talking about sex, just ask her what she does when guys ask her for a happy ending.
  12. I Want To Spa

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    Yamaha:

    Do you try to get a HJ from legit places? I get a massage once a week at the local beauty salon. I have been going there two years and have a very good relationship with the girl who gives me a massage. We always talk about sex and tell each other dirty little secrets. She has even massaged me around the groin, but I have been afraid to ask for extras since she gives the best massages and I do not want to ruin the relationship we have. Any suggestions?

    Spa
  13. Davy

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    BigCecil,
    Sounds like your hormone levels are fading. This is natural as we all get older. If you think about it, how many eighty year old guys are in this hobbie. The changes are usually subtle early on, like being bored. Then episodes of not being in the mood as often are finally followed by episodes of less than firm erections. You'll notice the thread on Viagra has some evidence of early impotence veiled in excuses for making the hobbie better. Don't let it get you down. Just remember it may take some time between adventures to get the hormone levels back to making that next adventure really exciting. When you were eighteen you could do it several times a day (even alone if necessary) and it never got boring, there does come a time in every aging warrior's life(excuse the choice of words) that he just doesn't want to do it several times a day. Enjoy every encounter as they arrive and just recognize that you don't have to do this as often if you want the excitment level to get back up there.
    Davy
  14. daengman

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    Why not take up macrame? It works for some people.
  15. Rokin

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    Nothing like a challenge to get you going.
    Sometimes the chasing is better than the catching.
  16. yamaha

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    i ran into the same thing i was going 3 times a week and it started to become boring so i took a break for 1 month after the one month i found some new girls and places and started the quest all over. my quest also makes it fun and you should try it i like going to places who usually don't even offer a hj and try to get one out of the girl i think i am running around 60% no 10% are on the fence 30% say ok but never tell anyone. do this btween going to the places you always vivit and it should help put back some excitement.
  17. Aegis911

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    I've taken up quilting.
  18. Rokin

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    Depends on how much money and time you have
  19. bigcecil

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    I'm hoping not to get banned or flamed for a somewhat vague & wishing upon a star sort of post, but what is a guy who is bored with the hobby to do?

    Just curious if any of you guys out there are bored, and if so -- what have you done to renew interest or what other hobbies are out there? Maybe I've just hit a lull, but I'm looking for ideas & suggestions.