California Energy Crisis Solution

Discussion in 'General Industry Related Topics' started by One Eyed Trouser Trout, Jan 24, 2001.

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  1. One Eyed Trouser Trout

    One Eyed Trouser Trout #1 Cowboys Fan

    As a true Patriot, and defender of the Free Enterprise System, I believe I have stumbled upon an ecologically friendly solution to solve the Energy Crisis in California.

    Step 1. Legalize prostitution
    Step 2. Enlist the cooperation of all participants in the 'hobby'
    Step 3. Equip all with the Ronco Genital Turbine
    Step 4. Fuck like Bunnies creating electrical energy
    Step 5. Sell the electricity to California for a modest profit
    Step 6. Use the profits to support the providers
    Step 7. Convince the providers to provide for free.
    Step 8. Increase the output girls...increase the output

    I'll be right back...I believe the incoming phone call is from the Nobel Committee in Stockholm

    [Edited by One Eyed Trouser Trout on 01-24-2001 at 10:46 AM]