Can't avoid the inevitable....

Discussion in 'General Industry Related Topics' started by Slinky Bender, Jan 29, 2001.

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  1. HornDogBuddah

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    Talk about market differentiation. The BoobScan site requires that boobs be scanned -- no pics, elctronic cut-'n-pastes, etc.
  2. ryan

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  3. ryan

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    "roast beef"... LOL. Some guys in Vancouver have been known to use the term "turkey gobblers" as well

    SB - some of the pics on that site make you realize just what a blessing implants can be to a lot of women

    Haven't seen any recommendations for best natural in NYC/NJ, so I guess I'll just have to be content with my subscription to Perfect 10
  4. ValerieXXX

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    No wayyyyyyyyyy!!!!! Shit I know I was blessed in the roast beef department, but cut it off and auction!!!! Ugh!!!!
    Now Ozzy, do you want to perform the surgery?.....lol..... I have been working my back!!! :)
  5. One Eyed Trouser Trout

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    Houston the porn star had a reduction in the size of her labia minora AND kept the discarded tissue post operatively, mounted them in DuPont lucite and offered them for auction.

    As I recall, she also had them on Howard Stern.

    Any questions, please see http://www.yourgynecologist.com
  6. robnotbob

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    Houston: Porn Star..auctioned off her excess L***

    Kinda sounds like a 50's teen idol.
  7. Slinky Bender

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    OZZY :"And another complaint:You're flat chested and too tight"

    VAL: "Hey, get off my back !"
  8. HornDogBuddah

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    And you guys still haven't helped poor ol' me with figuring out what they auctioned off -- is the Houston you're referring to a person? A city? And what starts with L that is so gross?
  9. HornDogBuddah

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    And when she tells you she has a headache and turns over on her side facing away from you -- it ain't so bad anymore.
  10. Ozzy

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    OETT,

    with that in mind........ doggie is looking even better
  11. One Eyed Trouser Trout

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    Well Val, they're smart enough to puth them on your chest and not your back....had they been on your back, Ozzy would be asking your for 24 hour dance marathons.....

    <think about the graphic for a few moments>
  12. Slinky Bender

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  13. ryan

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    skagen - I have used executive choice too. just visited their website and noticed the new layout. I saw a girl Kerri who I'd recommend but she doesn't appear to be on the site anymore. Caitlyn looks good

    A coincidence one of your best breast experiences was in Toronto - mine too. Best set I think I have ever seen anywhere, was with Karen at Budget Escorts:
    http://www.budgetescorts.com/ourladies/karen.html
    The pics are probably her, website says C but I say a close D... and natural. She was 18 when I saw her last summer, and her hair was done up much more elegant than in her pics. Fresh young high-school girl look, a bit on the shy side and some safety concerns. But still with her tits I was in heaven. First class russian.
  14. ryan

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    starts with an L... and too gross to think about !
    btw slink, veins are a minus for me too however I thought Sara F was still worthy of praise... can you do better (link-wise) ?
  15. HornDogBuddah

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    SB: how 'bout a hint?
  16. Slinky Bender

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    Who has the link to that site where they auctioned off Houston's.....ummmmm....you know what's ?
  17. ValerieXXX

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    Wait!!! I do have a set!!!!!!!!!!! No I am totally serious!!!! Let's have the "auction" here!!!! ROTFLMAO!!!
  18. Ozzy

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    any chance you'll put em on e-bay.......

    i wouldn't mind owning a piece of a legend. i could always use em for bookends.
  19. ValerieXXX

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    If I could do it again, or knew back then what I was going to go through, I would have left them alone!!!! Good topic by the way. I know it is a turn off guys, and I am sorry, these doctors think they are gods, literally!!! I for one have lost something priceless because of these bitches.. Oh and the back pain! ugh!!!!!!! These were supposed to be better than they are now and I decided to leave them. The implants will be removed and I know that is good for me, physically and health wise (don't forget that) There are new techniques that leave almost no scarring when the bring in the excess skin that Slinky was talking about. Guess we can chalk it up as one dumb ass business decision!!!....lol.......
  20. frog

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    ozzy, no wonder your stable is so small :D