Classy French Masseuse

Discussion in 'NJ/NY/CT Massage / Spa' started by SpaPlumber, Feb 11, 2003.

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  1. metellier

    metellier Two time offender

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    That's a problem for guys with a mudder complex...


    ...or dat whole "Mrs. Robinson" complex...da guys who really like older
    women. As they get older demselves, the women they really want have
    to keep getting older until these guys are either climbing in da back
    windows of da Nursing Homes or trying out necrophilia...

    "Concerned about the future of the Hobby " Etellier
  2. Big Dick Magee

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    The woman with the Murphy bed is named Nicole. I reviewed her on JAG back in November of 1998. She was old then. People made looks comparisons to Krauss on Benson.

    Attitude and technique were always some of her best qualitites in the reviews.

    Then, the age thing wigged me out. She used to charge $120. I could not see buting a depreciated product for $50 more, though.
  3. metellier

    metellier Two time offender

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    Hmm...touchy question, weinerschnitzel...

    ...everytime I've posted anything mentioning the other half of my nationality,
    it gets blitzed by asteriks like *****. Maybe APM is same nationality and
    doesn't want the name of that sordid little country to be further tarnished
    by being associated avec moi? Anyway, I give you and hint AND DON'T BAN
    ME FOR THIS, SLINKY, IT'S JUST ANSWERING A QUESTION IN A FRONT-CHANNEL WAY WITHOUT ENDORSEMENT OF ANY PROVIDER SUBJECT TO SECTION 4.5 etc. etc. etc.

    Quand je suis a little 1/2 frog in Quebec, some of the other "full-frog"
    tadpoles would refer to my other identity as being an opthomalogic
    allergic reaction...got it? Non? Whaddaya, from Jersey or something?
    "Eye" "rash". Comprenez-vous?

    Ya know, since I accepted Idiot of the Year in another thread, I am seeing
    all these posts who want know more about me? What is this? The homo
    board? Let's focus on what's important... THE MISSION.

    Best regards,

    Slightly Hung Over Etellier
  4. Germansausage

    Germansausage

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    Metellier, here's my hand, man! Just out of curiosty, what' the other 1/2? I have a thought, but I might be wrong.
    Yurgen
  5. metellier

    metellier Two time offender

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    Mon ami Germansausage, are you sure...

    about dat children are not responsible for the sins of their parents????
    Man, if dat's true, this 1/2 frog got screwed big time! Number one, somebody owes me for all the bookie debts I paid off for da old man back in Montreal and number two: I dink I am a direct result of da sins of my parents...cousins shouldn't have relations... but I digress..

    Dis deory kinda blows a hole in all dat talk 'boot reparations, huh?

    Anway, mon ami d"Allemagne, we can still be friends and sorry if I
    temporarily lost my perspective on dis frog bashing. After all, germansausage,
    we gotta stick together in dis situation...if dey wasn't bashing us frogs,
    dey'd be bashing you Deutschlanders...

    Take care, stay well and keep it zipped for freshness,

    Michel
  6. Germansausage

    Germansausage

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    Metellier,
    Did you loose your sence of humor or it's the other half (which is not french). I was making fun of all this stupidity about boycotting anything french. As a matter of fact China doesn't support this war also. How about boycotting all chinese girls and make sure, visiting AMP the proveder is korean? Man, it's funny, what's a matter with you.
    P.S. When you are posting at English-speaking board make sure you post in English. Using different language at the public board is not classy. It's rude. I don't post in German(which is my first language), we have other people, who can use any language from Hindi to Japanese to Portugese. They don't do it, because they respect each other.
    P.P.S. I didn't want to point most peasfull french guy, Napoleon, but....it's in a Bible: children are not responseble for the sins of their parents.
  7. metellier

    metellier Two time offender

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    Vas is Das?

    Hey Germansausage...

    Etes-vous an homme d'Allemagne? Avec un nom comme le "Germansausage", Je pense que.

    Anyway, if you are German with dat dere tag, lemme 1/2 tell you because I
    am only 1/2 frog, that at least da French never went to war with America
    (unlike some aggressive European powers...TWICE) and all dat nonsense
    about da French surrendering so quick in WWII and Vietnam...it's not
    true...well, okay , it is true, but the damn Jerries and their Viet Minh friends played the same trick on us...

    It's a well-known fact that the French love nursery rhymes. Everytime the
    loud speakers blare out that song "If You're Happy and You Know It- Raise
    Your Hands!!" we end up surrendering by mistake...but I digress...

    Anyway, don't be so anti-frog. After all, we gave you dat dam statue, 60%
    of the National Hockey League; the Louisiana Territory; oh, and yeah...
    dis country of yours too... sure we're disagreeable, loud, obnoxious and
    cowardly...what kinda world would it be if everybody was agreeable,
    quiet, well-mannered and courageous comme le Gary Cooper?

    1/2 Frog Etellier
  8. Germansausage

    Germansausage

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    How about boycotting Statue of Liberty (she is french). Even better! Let's send it back!
    How about freedom onion soup or freedom booldog?
  9. metellier

    metellier Two time offender

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    Thanks, Mikeybaby2...

    I've seen that ad for the "Austrian" so I assumed it was not the Algerian
    French Babe I saw way back when... hmmm maybe she figures pretending
    to be Austrian pays better than pretending to be French...

    Thanks for the update & I will avoid.

    Michel
  10. mikeybaby2

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    The mature lady on Central Park South is not the same lady. The one on CPS is Austrian and she advertises in several places including New York Mag. I saw here about 5 years ago and she was mature then so much maturer now. Didnt go back because she had a sucky attitude. Bad attitude and no sucky. It was $.4 on a massage table and $.6 if she had to open the sleeper sofa. Dont ask me why? Hope this is helpful!
  11. metellier

    metellier Two time offender

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    Pardonnez-moi, Spa Plumber, a question....

    ...did this babe claim to be from Algeria or Marseilles? If so, I think she is the same one I visited during the Bicentennial Celebration...
    (everybody was more favorable toward France back then...think maybe they remembered who won the Revolution for those feeble colonial farmers and slave holders...but I digress...Rochambeau et Lafayette & 20,000 French soldiers and sailors, that's who- ask George Washington if you can dig him up...if not, ask Cornwallis & Burgoyne...if it wasn't for the French, youse would all be speaking English!...oh but I digest while munching on my "freedom fries" )...

    She used to have a place on Central Park South very close to where the
    old Coliseum used to be... she was pretty bad back then, too but she was
    anally accommodating in them days...

    1/2 Frog Etellier
  12. NightWalker

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    Saw her a while ago, man she is very mature. Not for me.

    Keep on Trucking...
  13. pilon

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    Re: American Hospitality

    LOL!!! Don't forget the eye! Both eyes!

    Iraqi made cheese...man...how deadly can that be! LOL!!!
  14. njbeachguy

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    American Hospitality

    I say frequent her. Agree that you won't dump one down her throat. While she's working it, ask her if all french like cheese. Then toss one on her tonsils or accross her chin and tell her that you've just served up a helping of American cheese for her to enjoy. When you're done, ask her if she thinks they make good cheese in Iraq.
  15. dumpav

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    she is OLD! very OLD, i think there is a discussion in this board about her b4, but maybe very old thread
  16. teeduke

    teeduke

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    Ahhhh, life is complicated , my friend.

    That's why there are AMPs.
  17. carlos_private

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    No No

    Actually we ought to all go see her and splooge in her French head!! Then hand her a razor to clean up her armpits! Damn French. we saved their asses bigtime once. You think they would remember this. How easily France could have been German territory right now. We also saved the Afgan people, The Kuwait's kept their riches and their land. We came to the rescue when the Japs were conquering the Pacific. Yeah, and we look like the a-holes now. I just don't get it.....
  18. teeduke

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    You guys have a point there. Note to self: Make a list, who's with us, who's not.
  19. tooma

    tooma

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    I am with you on that.
  20. panzerhund

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    Im boycotting anything french for the forseeable future.