Cozy Living Quarters..

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Miss Brienne, May 4, 2006.

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  1. SlickWilly

    SlickWilly

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    Vermeer, you better stay away. You can't afford for Mrs. Vermeer to find out if you rile up Miss Brienne.
  2. vermeer

    vermeer

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    Brienne, how much you charging for that cold water, walk-up loft?
  3. smileee

    smileee

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    Living quarters

    Lol!!
  4. Miss Brienne

    Miss Brienne

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    A businessman meets a beautiful girl and agrees to spend the afternoon with
    her for $500. So they do. Before he leaves, he tells her that he does not
    have any cash with him, but that he will have his secretary write a check
    and mail it to her, calling the payment 'RENT FOR APARTMENT.' On the way to
    the office he regrets what he has done, realizing that the whole event was
    not worth the price. So he has his secretary send a check for$250 and
    enclosed the following typed note:

    Dear Madam,

    Enclosed find check in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment. I am
    not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the apartment, I
    was under the impression that: 1) it had never been occupied; 2) that there
    was plenty of heat; 3) that is was small enough to make me cozy and at home.
    However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't
    any heat, and that it was entirely too large.

    Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check for $250
    with the following note: Dear Sir: First of all, I cannot understand how you
    expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the
    heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the
    space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough
    furniture to fill it,

    please do not blame the landlady. Send the rent in
    full or we will be forced to contact your present landlady.