Crystal Cafe Farmingdale

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  1. vad1

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    Standard strip club cleaning hazmat accessories, I believe!

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  2. Mr. Wiggley

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    Spermicide?
    Flame thrower?
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  3. vad1

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    Scotchgard. Duct tape. Hazmat suit.

    Easy!

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  4. backseat

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    Could you imagine being on the crew working there? What do you think replacing the carpet in the back room, with the lights on must be like, yuck!
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  5. HansUlrich

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    I got this. I think it reopens next Monday? I'll go a couple days and report on the talent.
  6. route95

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    Who is going to volunteer to go and report on the new CC when it re-opens? LOL
  7. gator0

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    The only one I will see when the in Michelle. She does a nice bbbj with cim. I have met her outside for fs a few times.
  8. HansUlrich

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    Yes. Started Saturday, place will be closed for two weeks.
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  9. aroused

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    Anyone know if CC is still open or did they begin renovations?
  10. imameathead

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    Thanks Steve, that's what I've figured from what I've read about GQ.
    I'll have to give it another try at some point.
  11. LISteve

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    GQ is not cheap my friend but there are some major league hotties there. I think a half hour is like $250 in VIP but you can get extremely high mileage for the right tip.
  12. imameathead

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    I wonder what happened that the talent disappeared from this place and even more so the tender crazy diamond trap.
    I think guys just don't spend money on the girls anymore and that made the quality girls move on.
    I never expected 10's in these places but you can't get a 7 in crystal or even a 5 at the trap anymore.
    It's like the carousel is the only one with hotties at a decent price but the mileage is low.
    I've only been to GQ once so maybe I need to go check that out but I'm afraid that may be out of my price range.
  13. moon

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    OMG . Mr. Happy its like you and I were there together. Stopped in late last week hoping to see Anna or Valerie and was attacked by Ms Poland and the old Russian. They couldn't keep their hands off of me grabbing my shit right at the bar. Take us for a lap dance and we will make you come they said. Fuck No. Not with them. Magnolia was there and tried to swoop in also. Finished my beer and out the door I went.
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  14. Mr. Happy

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    Stopped in and was surrounded by Magnolia, the heavy Polish one, and some other woman from Stone Hedge, it was awful. could'nt even have a sip of beer. I like to relax for a few but they wouldnt quit even when i asked so i left.
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  15. Massy

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    I have never been here after all these years as some of the stories keep me away but at the same time have me intrigued at their insanity.

    Is there anyone actually working getting a quick BJ from during the day?
  16. Mr. Happy

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    Still open renovations in sept
  17. commexokid

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    Anyone been here recently?
  18. imameathead

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    Are the girls all taking a vacation or can we find them in surrounding clubs? This is more of a question to satisfy my curiosity. Truth is if I get a chance to do any recon next week, I'd probably hope not to find them and make new friends in new places instead.
  19. route95

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    possibly Vanessa?
  20. FrancisnDubois

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    Went here on a Sunday night... My God this place is a disaster. 2 old ladies as "dancers" and old lady behind the bar. One of them was from Brazil that tried to talk to me (wasn't Magnolia or Anna). Hideous but had big tits. Politely declined and then left.