Does anyone ever do dopey things like this?

Discussion in 'New York' started by BigMadM, Jan 22, 2003.

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  1. surfdude

    surfdude

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    If you used your dick in a ventriloquist act....

    You would be know as "Senor Schwanzes"

    (sorry for mixing spanish and german words)
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  2. Cloud Nine

    Cloud Nine I had to open my big mouth.......

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    Somebody call me? Oh nevermind, I forgot he's dead.
  3. BigMadM

    BigMadM Linoleum

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    I wonder if they have offspring, will they be considered baby booties?

    (never quoted myself before)
  4. tornillo_monger

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    just got back in the office and laughed my ass off..

    so before I left I did a search on zorite, turns out to be a mineral...


    by the way tornillo in some spanish dialects means "screw" as in the fastener not the act.
  5. Dondee

    Dondee Herbie, DDS

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    You're wrong. Lambchop was being boinged by TopoGiggio!
  6. BigMadM

    BigMadM Linoleum

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    Probably bought a condo in Boyton Beach with Wences' money.(Last rumor was that he was boinking Lambchop on a regular basis.)
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  7. Casper

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    Mercy have Patricia call me. I miss talking with her ...lol
  8. Casper

    Casper

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    Johnny ?
  9. mercydancer

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    So I guess jerking off does have its benefits.
  10. Slinky Bender

    Slinky Bender The All Powerful Moderator

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    Just to be clear, the ventriloquist was Senor Wences*; the hand puppet was Johnny.

    *died in 1999 at the ripe old age of 103
  11. Dondee

    Dondee Herbie, DDS

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    So THAT's how you spell it!
  12. surfdude

    surfdude

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    I'd be willing to bet that they ventriloquist who did Senor Wences actually did that...and he probably even did a muffled
    "zoright? zoright!" like he had a dick in his mouth.
  13. shorty

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    I have to remember not to read shit like this while I'm at work. My co-workers think I'm fuckin nuts for laughing to myself.

    Hey BMM - Talking to your schlong is not abnormal. I've threatened to cut mine off a few times if it didn't raise to the occassion. Works every time.

    it's when your manhood starts to talk back to you that you have issues. Or even worse, it's yelling at you and you're standing there having an argument with your dick. Even worse than that? She walks into the bathroom and sees you arguing.
  14. Dondee

    Dondee Herbie, DDS

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    Can Patricia come out and play?
  15. mercydancer

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    and I thought there was something wrong with me 'cause I have long conversations with"Patricia". It's so conforting to know I'm not alone in this world.lol
  16. jseah

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    no....but a "friend" did, right??? ;)
  17. surfdude

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    Another sick variation.....

    Paint your hand to look like Senor Wences...so that when you jerk off it looks like he's blowing you.

    ....and no! i've never done this!
  18. Daniel_NYC

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    Don't be embarrassed BigMadM.....

    I do stupid dopey stuff as well. For example, if I am with a provider in the morning and I have one or two pops and have trouble reaching the second or third, Later that evening I'll make sure the equipment is still working manually.

    I have to know before I retire for the evening that everything is in working order.

    How is that for stupid dopey stuff?

    Dan
  19. Dondee

    Dondee Herbie, DDS

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    Hey Jarhead are you really one? Nam? When?
  20. Jarhead

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    ROFLMAO

    Holy shit..... its the Ed Sullivan show..........

    Course I was only 5 at the time, so its a vague, distant memory... Not distinctly imprinted in memory like it would be for you guys..

    I gotta ask this though........

    Whats a Tornillo??? I gotta feeling this is something I am supposed to know, but I will take the whupping just to find out.

    Jarhead