Favorite one liners at you typical AMP

Discussion in 'NJ/NY/CT Massage / Spa' started by Daty, Nov 21, 2001.

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  1. Daty

    Daty

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    you been here before?
  2. MrNY

    MrNY Subject to blackouts

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    That's a good question - But, I will tell you this - You WILL know it, once you've said it...

    AND of course, if you follow SB's tell-tale subtle hints..
    Last edited: Nov 24, 2001
  3. Troutman

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    Reminds me of a girl I dated for a while that was half Korean, Half Scottish.

    She stir fried Haggis.
  4. ScottieDS

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    Huh?

    What do you guys mean?

    They weren't telling the truth when they said those things?
  5. Slinky Bender

    Slinky Bender The All Powerful Moderator

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    They speak with a Korean drawl ?

    Their Kimche has grits in it ?

    They serve chicken fried bulgogi ?

    They have catfish sushi ?

    They put Kochu Jang on their mud bugs ?
  6. Bill Furniture

    Bill Furniture Flounder

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    How can you tell?
  7. MrNY

    MrNY Subject to blackouts

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    I tell'm...

    that my father fought in the Korean War and that they owe me...


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    * Note: This only works if they are from South Korea...
  8. Troutman

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    "Who you see?"
    "Amber"
    "Oh, Okay!"
  9. sharked

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    one liner i give them

    "i've been here before"
  10. Troutman

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    " Just for you, baby! "
  11. jgd

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    "me love you long time"
  12. Crazyphingers

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    "just with hand, OK"

    "sucky sucky"

    "why you no cum yet"
  13. Jarhead

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    And for all the AMP Tip signs as your trying to squirrel out the door: Oh, so sorry..... I thought TIP-PING was a city in China.
  14. agingpunk

    agingpunk

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    "Please cum soon..ok?"
    "Next time you come I give you young girl...ok!"
  15. Japoman

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    I had one girl ask me "You touch so soft! Do you trick?"

    HUH?
  16. Troutman

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    When I don't cum right away, they say

    "You so strong!"
  17. demon69

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    how this. "ooh so much (cum)"
  18. ramstein

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    How about, " You ass taste like pumpkin pie"

    One for the season....
  19. clyde

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    accident

    How old you? 20?

    Skin like baby
  20. jaypgee

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    Lest we forget:

    "normally, I charge $___ for doing this."

    ...uh-huh...