Ft Lauderdale trip report with 3 reviews

Discussion in 'New York' started by Saint Bart, Sep 2, 2001.

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  1. littleguy

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    EK,

    And for the lady he paid that $500/day, you couldn't possibly do better, either as a lady or service-wise. Absolutely the bargain of the year, with NO doubt. Unlees of course you could date Molly Sims for free. OTOH, I don't know how Molly's service is. (grin)
  2. Escort_King

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    Elmer

    I always thought E.J. Fudd was a redneck kid of guy... always out hunting rabbits... and not Jessica Rabbits at that....
    I like the 500/day rate for 8 days... have to try that one... dropped that at the tables in DR last month... damn if I had only thought it through...lol
  3. WhoYouDaddy

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    I am Elmer J. Fudd, millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht.
  4. littleguy

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    Ahhhhhh, Meredith, if only she would see me. Siiiiggggghhhhhhh.

    Seriously though, she was a very sweet girl. Never seemed money hungry. OTOH, maybe it's a GOOD thing she won't see me. She was so good I'd have gone broke, even at her relatively inexpensive rate.

    Fact is, if a provider asked me not to mention her, I wouldn't. She never asked.

    Oh well, the "mistakes" one doesn't know in advance are mistakes, are the hardest to avoid.

    St. Bart, I'd kiss your ring or your white robes if you could get me back in her good graces. (grin)
  5. wsb

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    "The gift is simliar for all, so I can buy in bulk"

    I hope none of your "dates" read this board.

    --WSB
  6. Saint Bart

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    I think of it as insurance - besides I like music and Veuvre - Grande Dame is great, but there are limits.
    The gift is simliar for all, so I can buy in bulk :))) So I don't see it as much extra work and the results speak for themselves.
    Besides, the ladies are people, and like everyone else, they like to be treated special.
  7. wsb

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    You mean the $$$$ doesn't ensure that you achieve the desired outcome??? Seriously, I know what you mean - you want to separate yourself from the masses and you do so by paying extra for above-average service. I do the same thing whenever I deal with any sort of service provider (maitre d', doorman, the guy who parks my car, etc....), but your method sounds like far too much work when it comes to commercial sex. Might as well just see non-providers.

    --WSB
  8. wsb

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    Actually, I prefer Grande Dame if I am going to have something from Veuve Cliquot. That would probably go better with the Sharper Image CD player.

    --WSB
  9. wsb

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    That's a very fine champagne you're not drinking.
  10. Saint Bart

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    Sharper Image CD Player - I guess I like a little more atmosphere than the radio with some DJ's constant babbling. Don't you select certain music for certain times in your regular life? If I'm spending $300/hr or more often $1,000 for 3 or 4 hours, I like to have the best chance possible of having my desired outcome. I bring my own condoms too (Durex Avanti at $12/six), rather than rely on what the SP might have been able to buy cheapest. Veuvre Cliquot runs around $40/bottle. I always bring a gift that's personal to me, one that I know she's very likely to keep and use - ask any I've seen and I'll bet she'll remember. I don't gamble money at the tables, but I see the hobby in a similar way, except there's plenty you can do that consistently improves your odds of having a great GFE experience.

    LG - Ally Amore: I did post a review. Didn't cost me $225/hour tho - was $500/day plus food for 8 days and nights. Did I pay too much? She doesn't eat much (food). The review, which she likes: http://www.bigdoggie.net/messageboards/boston/msgs/posts/21106.html PS: Savanna has the potential, but she's not there yet.
  11. wsb

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    Marquez --

    Main character from the novel "American Psycho" by Bret Easton Ellis (see also movie by the same name).

    --WSB
  12. marquez156

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    I liked the reference to the "Sharper Image CD Player" too. It reminded me of a more persnickety Travis McGee, looking for a decent slip for his "Busted Flush" housboat.

    who is Pat Bateman?
  13. littleguy

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    Actually carlk, you were right.

    It was a cheap shot, but that's OK.

    She WAS (IS ?) the best I've ever seen.

    In fact, IF she would see me (which she won't) I would fly down to Ft Lauderdale JUST to see her a couple of times in 3 days or so.

    Siiiiggggghhhhhhhhh.

    Oh, and Savanna (of Independent Girls) too.
  14. littleguy

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    OH MY GOD. St. Bart. You actually saw Ally Amour (or Amore) now for 8 nights ? In a row ?

    Your talking about the petite, 5'3", about 110, 34c-24-33, brunette who did DFK, DATY, F/S, Deep Throat BBBJNQNS, Asian AND Greek, as many pops in the hour as you could handle in the hour ? And for only $225/hr ?

    Yeah Baby, how many ++++++ for that GFE ? But you better watch out. If you write even one of YOUR lame reviews about her she might not see you any more. (grin) After all, my review was fairly tame and that's what she did to me.

    Oh My God. I think I might kill myself.........................Welllllllll, maybe not.

    [Edited by littleguy on 09-04-2001 at 11:49 PM]
  15. wsb

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    Maybe he is Bret Easton Ellis???

    We'll have to keep an eye out for references to Huey Lewis and the News.

    --WSB
  16. Hotpuppy

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  17. wsb

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    P.S. St. Bart's reviews are *clearly* self aggrandising, of course most escort reviews are in one way or another. If it weren't for guys stroking their own egos and boards where reviews are required (I suspect St. B has posted that review in a few places), I suspect we would only be left with escorts reviewing themselves. Johns are not necessarily known for being altruistic (johnb excepted), so I don't know why they would bother to post reviews if they weren't receiving something in return.

    --WSB
  18. wsb

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    I kind of liked the reference to the "Sharper Image CD Player" - reminds me of Pat Bateman.

    --WSB
  19. robnotbob

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    Here we go again...

    St. Bart: I HAVE enjoyed your posts from afar and hope you keep posting...

    "You can't please everyone, so ya gotta please yourself.." Or in your case, have a couple of nice ladies please you :)

    Don't let em get ya down........
  20. Humble Narrator

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    This was inevitable

    I guess we all have somewhat different ideas of this board's purpose. Some will say it is to create a community of comraderie among hobbyists wherein they can share experiences. This in turn increases the quantity and quality of information available about providers (usually in one geographical area), making the likelihood of achieving a desired experience greater. Others will say it is simply a forum for self-expression in whatever design the writer selects. I guess I lean toward the former, but I don't insist others share that view.

    Regardless of how one feels about the purpose, we are all better served by trying to speak and listen objectively. Posturing just doesn't get us anywhere.

    As for StB's posts, frankly I stopped reading them long ago. I don't get value from them and they aren't really that entertaining to me. I have never said this before because other people do apparently enjoy them and it's easy enough for me to simply not read them. Laissez-faire.

    So, if you feel the need complain, why not do it in a civilized way if you can, and try and keep it non-personal?