funny true story

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  1. Waist Product

    Waist Product

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    Is this a cromosome joke?

    Nobody would be so dumb as to think she needed a driver to get somewhere she already was. It had to have been for protection or bodyguard. Maybe she was saying she needed the driver so he could collect the money to complete the cash and dash operation.

    (-);:9:)(-=p):0;):(
  2. escortworks

    escortworks

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    sad but true
  3. Casper

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    Depends on your definition of intelligent.
  4. mercydancer

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    Beam me up,Scottie. There is no intelligent life form on this planet.lol
  5. escortworks

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    xxx = provider, yyy = client
  6. trickstud

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    WHOS on first?
  7. escortworks

    escortworks

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    taken from another forum

    "Hello this is xxx!"
    O:"Hello xxx how are you doing?"
    "Terrific!"
    O:"I am yyy can you talk?"
    "Yes of course"
    O:"Are you available for an incall appointment"
    "Yes what time?"
    O:"after 5pm? what is good time for you?"
    "5 sounds good"
    O:"OK 5 it is. Where are you at?"
    "I am on near aaa street and bbb street"
    O:"OK should I call you when I get close or?"
    "Yes please"
    O:"OK I will call you at 4:50pm talk to you then"
    "OK bye"
    O:"Bye see you soon"

    I hung up.
    5 minutes later. Phone range it was Ms. xxx.

    "I have bad news"
    O:"what happened?"
    "My driver is not answering her phone"
    O:"and?"
    "Well there is no way I can get there"
    O:"get where?"
    "to the incall! we might have to do it tomorrow"
    O:"Well I am not available tomorrow"
    "Oh shit - well I don't know what to say"
    O:"where are you now?"
    "I am there now but I cannot find the driver"
    O:"if you are there now why do you need a driver?"
    tick tick tick tick tick.....
    "You are right! I am there already! Great we have no problem!"
    O:"OK I am glad"