wifey joke With all the "wifey" comparisons, I just can't resist. A guy with a beautiful fiancee gets a fabulous job that pays him an astronomical salary. He and his lady tie the knot, but as soon as he gets close in bed, she demands $$$$$. He figures "what the hell" and plays along -- sometimes the fantasy even helps. Years go by like this, and meanwhile this guy has taken over the company and owns it 100%. Unfortunately, recession hits, and his firm is going under. When he finally works up the courage to explain the new financial situation to his wife, she says "Don't worry about a thing, dear. Remember all the $$$$$ you've been giving me every time we have sex? Well I've been investing all the money in high-yield securities, and there's nearly enough there to take care of both of us for the rest of our lives." "Oh, sh*t!" he responds. "What's the problem?" she asks. "If I had known what you'd been doing with the money, I'd have given you ALL my business."