Good way to end a bad marriage

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by The Exiled, Jul 25, 2016.

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  1. veranarken

    veranarken

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    It's terrible o_O
  2. Stockbroker

    Stockbroker

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    The wife did not die, the wifes mother did. He's infact stuck with that wretched dragon lady. White women for the win.
  3. Slinky Bender

    Slinky Bender The All Powerful Moderator

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    Reminds me of a joke about a guy walking his dog behind 2 hearses.
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  4. Li631

    Li631

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    On a side note the tiger was hungry an hour later
  5. genius

    genius

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    A rather clever and cunning plan:

    The husband gave his wife a bottle of Animale Perfume by Animale when he knew they were going thru animal park the next day. Then when he saw the big cat said to her he didn't feel so good and would she mind if she came over to the drivers side and take over for him.

    Perfume was expensive but in the long run much cheaper and less hassle than a divorce. Plus there is almost a full bottle left that he will keep in case is next wife becomes a pain.
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  6. trigeek

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    Dumb bitch! Goes without saying .
  7. kbpro

    kbpro

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    What a concept
  8. steveoo1970

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    :eek:.............
  9. The Exiled

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    Take a drive through an animal park and get her mad enough to step out of the car.