Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by The Exiled, Jul 25, 2016.
The wife did not die, the wifes mother did. He's infact stuck with that wretched dragon lady. White women for the win.
Reminds me of a joke about a guy walking his dog behind 2 hearses.
On a side note the tiger was hungry an hour later
A rather clever and cunning plan:
The husband gave his wife a bottle of Animale Perfume by Animale when he knew they were going thru animal park the next day. Then when he saw the big cat said to her he didn't feel so good and would she mind if she came over to the drivers side and take over for him.
Perfume was expensive but in the long run much cheaper and less hassle than a divorce. Plus there is almost a full bottle left that he will keep in case is next wife becomes a pain.
Dumb bitch! Goes without saying .
What a concept
Take a drive through an animal park and get her mad enough to step out of the car.
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