Have It Your Way

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Miss Brienne, Mar 14, 2006.

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  1. daengman


    Actually, today 3-14 is Pi day (as in greek letter Pi). It's Pi day because 3-14 are the first 3 digits of Pi. For those that care the first 201 digits are 3.1415926535 8979323846 2643383279 5028841971 6939937510 5820974944 5923078164 0628620899 8628034825 3421170679 8214808651 3282306647 0938446095 5058223172 5359408128 4811174502 8410270193 8521105559 6446229489 5493038196. The actual number has been calculated to more than 10,000 digits.

    Since today is Pi day, I declare that every other day is a Hair Pie day.
    Last edited: Mar 14, 2006
  2. daengman


    I nominate Miss Brienne as the Furburger Queen.
  3. Miss Brienne

    Miss Brienne

    its Steak and BJ day!


    You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every *********s day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.

    Which is why a new holiday has been created.

    March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him.

    No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of *********'s Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th!

    The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJ's.

    Don't forget to take a look at the cards :) http://www.steakandbjday.com/cards/

    A fav:

    You love me tender
    You love me sweet
    On March 14th
    its all about your meat.