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Discussion in 'New York' started by lisa, Jan 19, 2001.

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  1. Allen

    Allen Webmaster?

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    foger,

    go to the classifieds above the board. top left.
  2. foger

    foger

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    Lisa,
    where can i find your ad????
  3. lisa

    lisa

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    MY PICS

    GOODMORNING EVERYONE :0)

    MY PIC SHOULD BE UP ON MY AD TODAY HOPE YOU ALL LIKE THEM
  4. TuckernotSucker

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    Hi Lisa

    Lisa,
    You are romantic. I cant wait to meet you. Hopefully at the end of next week.
    Jake
  5. lisa

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    being a romantic is ok

    i dont mind a romantic on the board if you dont its always nice to hear something nice like
    being worshipped ( lol) or something nice like that )

    but its its your board not mine

    lisa
  6. lisa

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    lisa,s time in NY

    Hi everyone again
    i would like to let you all know that i am usually in ny on thurs fri and sat but i will be in ny this week from mon jan 29th til fri feb 2nd you can reach me at 347-432-3281 and my rates are 200 pr hr i do in and out call and im looking very foward to meeting and chatting with you .i love your board :)

    XOXO
    LISA
  7. guy catelli

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    Ozzy, i'm glad you brought that up ... {word count: 187}



    this has been a common misunderstanding all along. i have criticized the attitudes expressed in a *few* postings by a *few* clients toward escorts (ok, maybe sometimes a little more than a 'few' ;-)

    the comeback has often been, ~oh guy, you don't get it, [X] is wonderful to escorts; they all love him~

    i am very happy to hear that [whoever] is wonderful to escorts. really, i am.

    but, let me give you an example of what i am concerned about -- from the civilian world. a certain candidate in the last presidential election has for many years made public statements that were grossly insensitive to one particular group of voters. as it happens, he has *many* close friends and associates who are members of that group. some of them came forward to publicly defend him. i am very happy that members of that group have had good things to say about him.

    and yet, even though i myself am not a member of that group, the whole thing still leaves me wondering: what's up with all those insensitive statements?

    do you see what i mean?
  8. Carl M

    Carl M Hanging by a thread

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    OZZY Email Me!

    Believe me I have had my share of losers- but my policy is if you have nothing nice to say don"t say it. Sme people get pissed about this- too bad!
  9. Ozzy

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    GC, i told you......i know how to treat a woman........it's not always romantic.....sometimes they just want their lights banged out........you gotta just be able to seperate the two.

    [Edited by Ozzy on 01-22-2001 at 03:16 PM]
  10. guy catelli

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    Re: You guys are crazy!

    Originally posted by Carl M:
    Hey, I'm sorry If I've got the passion, as you get older things change my brothers.

    amen, brother.

    .... My main brother Ozzy knows what the deal is....

    so, frog was right -- Ozzy *is* a Romantic! verrrrrrreeeee intahrethting, brother Carl M.

    brother Carl M, i have read a number of postings from other clients thanking you for steering them in the 'right direction'. so, it's *not* that Romantic posts are "useless" for *everyone*. they may be useless for *some* -- but the 'some', or even the 'many', need to stop thinking that they speak for the 'all'.

    but, Carl M, even though i am a fellow Romantic, i have an interest in the general 'credibility' of the Romantic viewpoint. so, it is only partially in jest that i ask you: have you *ever* had a disapointing experience with an escort!?!
  11. Carl M

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    You guys are crazy!

    Hey Im sorry If I got the passion, as you get older things change my brothers. I like a good smootch thats all. My main brother Ozzy knows what the deal is. Does not have to be with just tongue, but with lips-rubbing of lips, light sucking and biting- there are very few who do that. Dawn of Alyssas place comes to mind, Cecilia of Nicole Rio is very passionate once you get past the tatoos and piercings, also I do not want to start anything but Jackie of Ct is another who will surprise you!
  12. guy catelli

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    Chloenic for frogs

    Ozzy: chloe doesn't even speak english.....she speaks her own language........................that no one has yet to understand.

    Guy: pay no attention to Ozzy, frog - he just likes to be 'controversial' ;-)

    Frog: oh, I am not so sure about that oz. There is probably someone here among us who is fairly fluent is Chlo-ese.

    Guy: frog, you have shown the courage to announce that you have become a Romantic. predictably, some of the others have called you names, and so forth. ignore them, they are merely jealous of the far superior level of service you will be receiving ;-)

    now that you are a Romantic, one of the mysteries of Romanticism will herewith be revealed to you. i am referring to the Mystery of the Chloenic Dialect.

    if the truth be known, frog, i myself am not able to understand every single nuance of *written* Chloenic. in part, this is because written Chloenic, unlike spoken Chloenic, is often the product of a 'committee' -- like a zebra.

    further, the purposes of written Chloenic are sometimes to obscure, rather than clarify. for example, what might otherwise get deleted as flaming might be able to remain on a board if it is sufficiently mystifying in its true meaning.

    and, here is where the political goal of avoiding censors intersects artistic considerations. as everyone knows, the great artistic innovation of the 20th century has been abstract art. in those regimes where all art had to be produced in the service of the state, abstract art was a way to befuddle the censors, who usually did not understand it. thus, dictatorships bestowed a comfortable living to hack artists who turned out government-approved 'realism', while some of the greatest artisitc visionaries of the 20th century had to eke out an existence however they could.

    but, when it comes to *spoken* Chloenic, the matter is quite different. though it is heavily accented, the meaning of spoken Chloenic is anything but obscure.

    however, two things should be noted about spoken Chloenic. the first is that the Chloenic Love Bug is quite shy in person. unlike the english language, the human anatomy is universal. and, since Chloe is a trained gymnast, she is much less shy about showing off her exceptional physical grace and coordination than she is about conversing in english.

    one evening over dinner, however, she explained to me the secret to effective communication in spoken Chloenic. in her mind there is a little compartment that memorizes what the speaker is saying. her mind then translates this into russian; and then she reverses the process to reply. but, if the speaker does not pause after a burst of words, it exceeds the storage capacity of her mental translation device, and she loses her way in the conversation.

    so, the key to effective conversation with the Love Bug is to speak a sentence or two at a time so that her mind can translate what is being said. then she can reply, and you can continue exchanging a sentence or two at a time in this way.

    my personal experience of being with people who are still learning english is that it is much more interesting to speak with a bright and intelligent person with a limited vocabulary, than with someone who grew up speaking english, but doesn't have much going on 'upstairs'. if you are looking for a very bright and intelligent escort with the body of a gymnast, the Chloenic Love Bug is a top choice.
  13. guy catelli

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    the short and sweet of it ...

    if 1000 words is "too long to be worth reading" for some, no problem -- here's 40:

    "if the service being reviewed on an internet message board were, say, italian restauranteurs, a-a lawyers, jewish camera store owners, korean deli owners, etc, no one would question what would be fair, and what would not, in terms of openness."
  14. frog

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    oh, I am not so sure about that oz. There is probably someone here among us who is fairly fluent is Chlo-ese.
  15. Ozzy

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    chloe doesn't even speak english.....


    she speaks her own language........................that no one has yet to understand.
  16. BigBucksNYC

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    Chloe

    I've always thought Chloe was hot but it is really too bad she doesn't do incall. Because I live in the city and have roommates, my only option is get a hotel (way too expensive) or do incall (the obvious choice).

    Just wish I could experience Chloe because she looks really good. Has anyone seen her? Does she speak greek?
  17. guy catelli

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    but ...

    does this also apply to Rabbi Berlin? http://209.164.24.17/newyork/posts/19803.html

    [Edited by guy catelli on 01-21-2001 at 04:57 PM]
  18. badz

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    [Edited by badz on 05-23-2001 at 09:46 PM]
  19. mr. wonderful

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    Well, I just gave the lovely Lisa a call, and after being unable to clearly understand who I was (I gave her my name and told her I was a contributor to Utopia Guide), she unceremoniously hung up on me. Well, another one on the scrapheap. I hate girls that are dumb.

    MW
  20. Rufus Moses

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    Another GC post too long to be worth reading, so I didn't.

    But I do want to mention that Ozzies problems at JAG were fairly specific to him and his situation.

    The rest of this post is not in response to Ozzy or anyone in particular. Don't take it personally please...

    As a whole JAG is not much different now than it was a year ago. Its biggest problem remains the changeover to charging a membership fee which has chased a number of otherwise good members away. (Yeah yeah, we all know, "its not charging the fee, its the way it was done" or "its just too much" etc. Lets not rehash that very old argument here please)

    Nevertheless, JAG still fills an important niche...

    1) its "open" in the sense that any consumer can join if they pay their dues (a combination of $ and reviews) and follow the rules. Its not a private club in that you don't have to be someone's friend or be specially invited to get in.

    2) its for consumers only. Supply-side people love to sneak in, and to the extent possible are chased out. Being consumer only (even with leakage) has advantages...the primary one being reviews and posts are much more candid than on mixed boards.

    Would I want every board to be like JAG? No. But do I want JAG to be more like other boards (e.g. TBD, UG?) NO!

    Nobody has to be a JAG member. But JAG members should be free to be JAG members. There is room for diversity and choice.