Holy Grail or Hog Wash?

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  1. Mr. User Name

    Mr. User Name

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    The four "F"s can be traced back to Greek Drama. It was in one of the Italian translations of those Tragedies, either "You rippa these" or "You menda these".
  2. Mr. Wet Wooly

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    Lol. El Duce who? Actually it was an old boss of mine who told me the 4 Fs. He was in his 60s. The 4 Fs as a saying have been around forever and long predate the song.

    I like the lyrics though. Right on!
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  3. rough1

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    Plagiarist!

    Actually, Elton "El Duce" Hoke has a way with words. The song is "Four F Club" by the Mentors, who were, among other things, immortialized by the PMRC.

    Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
    Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
    Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
    Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her

    First you, you gotta find her
    If she's an airhead you never mind her
    You search throughout every club in the land
    It's better than using your hand
    You find yourself a real dumb chick
    Someone to get down on your dick
    Then you know what you got to do
    You take her home now for a screw
    You got to

    Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
    Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her

    Then you, you got to feel her
    Then you, you start to peel her
    You feel up her booty and you feel her tits
    Make sure she aint got no zits
    Feel her body and you feel her ass
    Make sure she's got a lot of class
    Then you know what got to do
    You take her home now for a screw
    You got to

    Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
    Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her

    Then you, you got to fuck her
    If she's got big tits you suck her
    Then you fuck her for a little while
    Ram it on home now doggy style
    Rubbin' and oozin' and maxin'
    And squirtin' it right in her face
    She's the biggest slut in the place
    Then you ball her with her legs in the air
    Or on a bed or over a chair
    You got to

    Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
    Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her...

    There she is,
    That big ugly airhead
    She's cuming back,
    What do we do men?

    We find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
    Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her

    Then you, you got to forget her
    Pretend you never met her
    You point to the fucking door
    And say get out of here,
    You fuckin' whore
    Pick up your bra and pick up your blouse
    And get the hell out of my house
    Pretend you never met her,
    It's time to regret her
    You got to

    Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
    Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her

    There she is,
    She comes back for more
    What do we do men?
    Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
  4. redleg609

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    I am a MWM and happy in that marriage. I "hobby" for a variety of reasons not related to my maritial condition.

    I have met two women that under other circumstances, like I was 30 years younger and unmarried and as mature as I am now, that I could spend a lifetime with.

    Delightfull women with intellect and humor. But, it's not gonna happen. They dont want a 60yo overweight, tired guy.

    This, however, does not subtract from our occassional time together. I give them every ounce of affection and respect that I can. I make sure that they know I consider it a GREAT GIFT what they return to me. Those two women have given unselfishly of themselves to me. It has been a great joy to have known them.

    This is not, perhaps, the usual experience in the buyer/supplier experience. It seems to me that many buyers are exceptionally self oriented. And, I have had enough experiences with the "mechanical" supplier to be wary.

    This has been a long way around of saying that if you are talking about professional providers, the answer is; it is unlikely that the girl you fuck is the girl you marry.

    Here is a story:
    A good friend of mine, a long time ago i.e. early 60's, wanted to marry a virgin but did not want to go out with a woman who did not fuck. On the horns of that dilemma, he was seduced by a woman who was a virgin but wanted to fuck - married her too, after he took that flower of great price, 40 or so years ago. Still married.
  5. curious

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    If they are "unworthy" of marriage, I'd be willing to bet that the prime contributing factor would be the attitude shift that develops in them from the sustained positive reinforcement of guys paying to fuck them, particularly when augumented by T-BD- or T-ER- or "Pantywaist Palace*"-style fluff and flirt brownnosing perpetrated by many of the male visitors to those boards.

    After all, after having become habituated to consuming all that sugary crap, who would give it up to eat a balanced diet with dull, boring vegetables in it? Marriage is hard work, and usually requires near-infinite patience and ability to compromise of those seeking to enter, and remain in it.

    *nope- not gonna name it; maybe <Lacey> will :D
  6. Miss Brienne

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    P.S. Solve it all-find a lady that you love to fuck and then marry her before she realizes that other guys want to fuck her too. :)

    Outty.
  7. Miss Brienne

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    Charming. I like straight shooters. ;)

    So...this board is only made up of fuckable material.... Does that mean that all the fuckables aren't worthy of marriage? V-V.
    Last edited: Aug 24, 2006
  8. Mr. Wet Wooly

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    Yes; strongly agree. The girls I meet through the info on this board are strictly for fucking. Always remember Wet Wooly's Four Fs:

    1. Find 'em
    2. Feel 'em
    3. Fuck 'em
    4. Forget 'em


    I know, I have a way with words.
  9. daengman

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  10. Wandering Bull

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  11. daengman

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    Life should be so simple.


    Some reasons - money. job /career, connections, power - provided by her, her family or her connections. Opportunities that may not come along on their own and the guy considers them more important than having a frequent sex life with her and the realization that the results that can be achieved with her will allow ample mongering opportunities.
  12. Gavvy Cravath

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    Hmmm...I'd fuck the rocker chick, but I wouldn't marry her. I'd fuck and and marry the current gf, though. I don't get the statement. I think UG Staff is on to something...

    Gavy
  13. UG Staff

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    If you wouldn't want to fuck her, you shouldn't marry her.
  14. Miss Brienne

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    "There are girls you fuck, and girls you marry, and never the two shall meet."

    Do you agree with that statement?

    Why?

    ....Why not?