How about some 'off color' suggestions...

Discussion in 'New York' started by MJC185, Jun 6, 2001.

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  1. nj george

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    alt.com

    used to be a regular in the alt.com chat rooms. if you hook up with the right person the experience can be quite intense. man, how i miss "gentle domme". that girl could read my mind!
  2. justlooking

    justlooking

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    Have the provider address you as "slinkybender".
  3. Ezrlove

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    The x-wife and I use to setup the video camera and tape our time together. But the best part was watching ourselves on the TV while fucking, I would start profiling like a porn star and make fuck faces.
  4. fishfry

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    MD,

    You sound like my kinda gal!

    fish
  5. MJC185

    MJC185

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    SPeaking of ice cubes....

    NO cube will ever find its way into my ass, but I will tell you guys....on a hot summer's day, if you bite an ice cube in half and put it in the girl before you enter.....it's niiiiice.

    Felching BIll????? NO THANK YOU!!!

    MJC
  6. Bill Furniture

    Bill Furniture Flounder

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    How about felching? ewwwwwwwwwwwww!
  7. mercydancer

    mercydancer

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    how about
    OUr Lady Queen of Anals
  8. Geezy Muldoon

    Geezy Muldoon Gold

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    justice was blind...

    [Edited by Judge Crater on 07-25-2001 at 05:30 PM]
  9. robnotbob

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    Nuns

    Perhaps she could call herself "Our Lady of Perpetual Motion"??? (with apologies to George Carlin)
  10. HornDogBuddah

    HornDogBuddah

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    Re: nun's uniform

    Q: Is it OK for a priest to occasionally date a nun?
    A: Yes, as long as he doen't get into the habit.
  11. mercydancer

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    Hey Fishfry

    sounds like a normal day at work for me.But they omitted smotherring,trampling,suspensions.......etc...
  12. mercydancer

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    Why not? It happens to be one of the most demanded ones.The scenes you can get into with that uniform are unlimited,and crazy. Aside from playing Nancy Nurse,Sister Merciless Pain is one of my favorite characters.You can do SOOOOO MUCH with it.
    I wonder where I left my ruler.....
  13. fishfry

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    alt.com

    I went to alt.com, a site devoted to alternative sexual activities. They have a list of interests that you can select. Here is the list:

    ass play
    blindfolds
    bondage
    branding
    breast torture
    caging
    chastity devices
    chains
    chinese balls
    cling film
    cock and ball torture
    collar and lead
    cross-dressing
    diaper fetishes
    discipline
    dildos
    domination
    douching/enema
    exhibitionism
    electrotorture
    feathers
    fisting
    gangbangs
    handcuffs/shackles
    hair pulling
    high heels
    lace
    latex
    leather
    masks
    masochism
    maturbation
    nipples
    nurse/doctor fetish
    oral fixation
    paddling/spanking
    play piercing
    play rape
    piercings
    power exchange
    the rack
    religious
    shoes or boots
    rimming
    roleplaying
    rubber
    sadism
    scent
    shit play
    slave/master
    tongue fetish
    "toys"
    watersports
    vibrators
    whips
  14. HAPPY GUY

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    I am dying to find a provider that has a cheerleader's uniform she could wear for me. The first blowjob that I ever got was from my girlfriend in high school, who I'd just picked up from a football game. We were in my car, in a deserted park near my hometown.

    Ah, memories.
  15. Bill Furniture

    Bill Furniture Flounder

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    ice cube?

    eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!
  16. Slinky Bender

    Slinky Bender The All Powerful Moderator

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    Tight ass........;).

    As for suggestions....Uniforms. Any uniforms. Then act out the appropriate story. Catholic Schoolgirl's uniform. Nurse's uniform. Policewoman's uniform. Maid's uniform. Or maybe Judge Crater will lend you his robes ( although personally, I've gotten fucked enough times by judges to last a lifetime already ).

    ( I was nice and didn't say Nun's uniform ).
  17. Ozzy

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    nothings going up my ass during anything.

    put that ice cube in her mouth, and we're talking.







    ;)z
  18. sparky

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    Ever have a small ice cube pushed up your rear during BBBJTC? My ex showed me that one, God I miss her.
  19. MJC185

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    Just read Slinky's post in the 'How to ensure a good session' thread about how a lot of guys would never think of certain amazing things that can be done in session because they are not mainstream.

    Well, I am one of those guys. I am pretty shy and pretty middle of the road when it comes to providers.

    So, what I am wondering is...What have you gents experienced with a provider (screw it, with ANYONE) that is different or somewhat taboo that you really enjoyed? And for providers, what have you done that has gotten good response?

    We already know the finger in the ass, or in one guy's case, the tossed salad. I'd love to hear more.

    Thanks in Advance,
    MJC