How commercial sex is like the food service industry.

Discussion in 'General Industry Related Topics' started by Cloud Nine, Dec 7, 2005.

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  1. Lou Grant

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    Some places don't have any walk-in service when you're really hungry. You must call a few days ahead (when you're not hungry) to make reservations.
  2. Lou Grant

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    Based on what your "friends", co-workers tell you about this new hot place, it doesn't live up to expectations once you visit.
  3. capitan

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    The selling of sexual favors is just like any other service or market....simply suplly and demand.

    What makes this enterprise different, is that it's the oldest profession in history.

    Straight ahead,
    Capy
  4. neilz

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    Over 10 billion served.
  5. Rokin

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    Smell can either enhance or damage the experience

    If its really good you want to lick the plate
  6. bear

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    both serve seafood (lol)
  7. ForFun

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    Employees must wash their hands before returning to work.
  8. book_guy

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    "Russian" and "Chinese" and "American" and "Latin" mean different things depending on whether you're in that country or in your homeland ...
  9. BigMadM

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    I cant tell you how many times I thought about stealing the sign in a restaurant bathroom that tells employees to wash thoroughly before heading back to work.
    I felt a need to hang it in a few visiting escorts bathrooms when I was number 5 for the day.
  10. neilz

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    Sometimes it has critical health violations.
  11. jras

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    jinx jinx
  12. kassyS

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    AMP----Just like Chinese food, after an hour, your are hungry again.
  13. manohgod2

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    If you have it raw, you will get food poisoning.
    Last edited: Dec 7, 2005
  14. BigMadM

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    Ive often thought about offering my waitress 300 bucks to let me tongue fuck her anus.
  15. jras

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    sometimes the menu is out of date
  16. Boywonder2

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    When you are done....you leave.
  17. Rokin

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    payment should be made after the service is provided
  18. daengman

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    Most of us would agree that it is better to "Have it our way" rather than to deal with some that claims to have "served billions"
  19. genius

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    If you ask for anything more then the entre you get charged additional.
  20. Rokin

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    fresh is best