How to get into asian only places.

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  1. teeduke

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    Re: seems like a lot of trouble to get laid...


    nabbeun—

    Just my take. I love asians, too. But it's a free country. Knock yourself out.
  2. genius

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    Great idea. Sounds like you have a lot of balls. One possible glitch in this method though: what if you pay the fee, get on the table and a big chinese guy walks in. You say to him that you want a girl please. He looks you straight in the eye and says "I am as much a girl as you are chinese, now lie down so we can get on with the massage"

    Just a thought.
  3. nabbeun

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    seems like a lot of trouble to get laid...

    agreed. but if you love asians and you see some of these ******s, the conclusion is "worth it". also once you crack it, you're in...until the place is closed down it keeps paying div over time.

    don't forget, its $.6...i see guys posting about that rate for a hr and i think oi! so to put the effort in terms all will understand, if by putting in a little effort you can save $50 per session, over the course of a lifetime of hobbying that is a sizable chunk of change.

    i see people rating the asian independents in the 5 range, so the quality is not there it seems. you can get comparable quality it seems in SF, LA, DC, CT without a lot of this asian-only bs but then you have to add time and travel costs - the convenience of a chinatown run vs a CT drive or even a jaunt out to flushing is worth something. and outside of SF and perhaps LA i don't see there being places where you get to choose from 20 girls at a time.

    so yes, may be a lot of up front effort for the non-asian, but to me at least it was well worth it. i haven't looked at escorts or places like pit or julies or korean places advert in ny press or vv since.
  4. Bill Furniture

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    Yeah, you got it!

    teeduke, Welcome to Silver!

    I normally don't read these Spa Boards, or I would've been here sooner.
  5. Casper

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    Re: Silver ...

    I dunno I never made it there myself.
  6. teeduke

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    Silver ...

    Casper—

    Thanks. But just what is "Silver" all about anyway?

    Do you finally let me in on some secret UG Handshake?
  7. Casper

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    Re: Silver? WOW!

    I think now they only see Gold, so keep at it.
  8. teeduke

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    Silver? WOW!

    Great. Now I can get into all those Asian places, right?
  9. Casper

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    teeduke Welcome to Silver
  10. teeduke

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    I like a challenge, too ...

    ... but I have to agree with hot4chicks, you guys are making a career out of this.

    What's next? Disguises ... asian language lessons ... phony green cards ... or maybe even night classes?

    There are a lot of asian ******s around. Sometimes it just makes sense not to go where you aren't wanted.

    Gotta admire your persistance though.
  11. hot4chicks

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    seems like a lot of trouble to get laid.
  12. nabbeun

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    those are all potentially workable tatics, each of which on its own has a pretty low chance of success. i suggest using a combo attack.

    say you are mixed, part chinese (i am). it does not work on its own, but if you get them to the point of considering letting you in, it lets them rationalize it in their own mind, that they are not really breaking their own rules, just navigating the grey.

    say you have been there before. they will know if you haven't been. but all of these places have been shut down and reopened many times, or swiched owners over time. say you were there in its previous incarnation, and use the common name of a girl, or better yet the name of one of their previously well known and popular girls. it will take some research into old posts or questioning if someone who actually did go there previously.

    if you go with the chinese friend, it may work...esp if he is known to them and can tell them your story one and two above. but simply going there you will not get buzzed in. he will need to have their number and call them from out front. as you said, if business is slow you may get lucky.

    For me, the way i have gotten into places that were strictly off limits: get the number of a girl at a place you can get into. they move around frequently. if by luck she moves to an off limits place, she may be able to get the mama to let you in, esp if she is one of the prettier girls and mama wants her to stay and happy. this takes luck but it is how i gained entry to star25 both currently and in its previous incarnation. the girl will have to go to bat for you cause she really likes you and wants you in. i have had it where i know a girl but was not really her customer and her just asking the mama did no good.

    final way...get a korean taxi man and ask him to take you to one. if he has an in and gets a cut at a place, he may pave the way for you to get in. i have heard of this tactic, but have never tried it myself.

    if you do get in, you may well have to pay a higher price and not have a choice of girls and be shuffled directly to a room and not choose in the main room. this may be a good thing if you desire privacy and know the girl you want. or it may not suit you and put you off. just depends on your circumstance.
  13. Wowie69

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    ...feelin...dizzy...the vapors in here sometime get overwhelming...
  14. Casper

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    I recall a song about turning Japanese ... hmmmmmmmmmm
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  15. Jarhead

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    Better Yet:

    Hey Tornillo:

    I can accomplish the same result without the pain of the fish hooks stretching the corners of my eyes. Eat thirty bananas in 24 hours. When you spend 2 hours sitting on the throne grimacing to push out the that infinite rectal blockage you will have magically change your facial features to the desired slant. and Bingo........... your in like slint.

    I oughta get a patent on this one. Non invasive cosmetic surgery through a 2 flush, mega-shit.

    Whatcha think???

    Jarhead
  16. justlooking

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    This useful strategy could also help black people get into PIT and Episodes.
  17. Casper

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    Deliver for Hunan Kitchen ?
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  18. Jarhead

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    ROFLMAO

    Thats the magic entre'............ Go there...... get rejected...... go back, get rejected again and then go a third time and when they ask if you if you have been there before............ tell'em "yep" ; twice before! And when she ask's you, who did you see"?; Tell her YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and your home free.

    I fuckinnnnnnnnnnn love it. It's the perfect con.....

    hahahahahahaahahahahahahha

    Jarhead
  19. henry d

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    Awesome!

    I have bigballs in getting into places, but you my friend have some really big ones! I have attempted to get into a few well known establishments in Manhattan, and have been turned away at the door. I too have used the "I have been here before" routine, with limited success, but some success nonetheless. But never in an all-asian establishment.
    The "I'm chinese" routine is so far-fetched I don't doubt it will work. I will have to try it.
    Have you had any problems getting back into these places once you made it in for the first time? Are any in Manhattan? Could you share which ones were the easiest?
    I used a similar routine to get into "Episodes." I went the first time and got thrown out on my ear. I waited two days and went back. When she asked if I had been there before I said "Yes" and I guess since she had just seen me a few days before I looked familiar. Wah-lah! I was in and have been ever since!
  20. dumpav

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    GOODLUCK!