I Am A Martian Prostitute

Discussion in 'Free ads for Independent and Touring girls' started by justlooking, Feb 13, 2006.

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  1. curious

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    Where's my "Blue Yodels" compilation tape?
  2. Bandaid

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    They are here to steal the vital essence from Earth males so that when the signal comes, they can turn them into mindless zombies who will lose their personalities and become mindless, Martian pussy-whipped slaves.

    Yes. They've been sent to revive marriage.
  3. BlueNewMoon

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    I hear that Martian providers have evolved beyond the need for money.
  4. Thorn

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    More like "Three Weird Story".
  5. Thorn

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    Blah! :)
  6. Bandaid

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    OK, so this is "Three Word Story" version 2.0...
  7. fumpton

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  8. April

    April Member<br><color=red> First in war, first in peace

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    I'll bite.....................
  9. UG Staff

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    What did both Christopher Lloyd and Ray Walston say to the hooker?
  10. April

    April Member<br><color=red> First in war, first in peace

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    vomit vomit vomit vomit
  11. Kimmie

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    Whos Suicide Girls? ah never mind..


    Ok, of all days to be doing nothing, I choice today to log on and see this crap from the most brilliant man I have ever known to exist.

    My eyes.. My eyes!!!!!
  12. justlooking

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    I guess it's that Suicide Girls is getting kind of boring, too.
  13. justlooking

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    I dunno. "SG" looked sorta right, for some reason.
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  14. Kimmie

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    No silly. I meant the word UG. I first wrote SG, now I look like an idiot.

    Thanks a lot. It wasnt bad enough you dissed me in front of 1 million readers, now I look like I a dope!
  15. justlooking

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    Nobody doesn't mix up when to put an apostrophe into "its".
  16. Kimmie

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    JL Correct my typo please.
  17. justlooking

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    Yes, Kimmie, it's come to this.
  18. Thorn

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    Ok, its official...
  19. Kimmie

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    Has UG gotten so bad that its come to this?

    JL making stupid and inane threads?
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  20. April

    April Member<br><color=red> First in war, first in peace

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    Sorry, roman is one language i dont speak