I Am An Estonian Prostitute

Discussion in 'Free ads for Independent and Touring girls' started by justlooking, Feb 13, 2006.

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  1. justlooking

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    Does that place look great or what?

    "Tule ja pidutse Café Amigos hommikuni!"
  2. kassyS

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  3. Thorn

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    Karma is going to get you for that one. :)
  4. DoNotDisturb

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    Guys get lost and we REFUSE to ask for directions

    You ask for/get directions and still get lost......

    Maybe I should rephrase this...April doesn't get lost...she enjoys taking the scenic route to all the places she has not ventured to :)
  5. Cloud Nine

    Cloud Nine I had to open my big mouth.......

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    Translation:

    "Please take me to the clown room after a nice dinner and stroke my limp dick."
  6. jras

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    every time I see this thread title pop up, I laugh my ass off
  7. fumpton

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    oh, how i miss those Miss Cleo infomercials. I saw this really funny sketch on MadTV or SNL where they did the Miss Cleo psychic friend/phone sex network. real funny stuff.
  8. April

    April Member<br><color=red> First in war, first in peace

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    I don't get lost....I just take alot of e-xtra turns.

    I'll tell you the problem......these no u-turn states!
  9. DoNotDisturb

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    When did you become Miss Cleo. I can still hear her voice from those infomercials...."Hear me now" in that fake Caribbean accent of hers.

    OH WAIT......I'm getting a vision now....I see April getting lost again ;)
    Last edited: Mar 2, 2006
  10. MikitheMilf

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    psychic..huh..yea sure..
  11. April

    April Member<br><color=red> First in war, first in peace

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    OMG................SHUT UP!

    LMAO.....what can I say....I'm psychic.
  12. MikitheMilf

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    ROTFLMAO
  13. yamaha

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    thats not chicken scratch either thats gotta hurt. well live and learn we all do and usually it's the hard way.
  14. April

    April Member<br><color=red> First in war, first in peace

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    ahhhh...............it was the size of a credit card!

    They BOTH put myself, all the girls on the scene, as well as any patrons in jeapardy.

    They got off easy. THAT fiasco with that brazilian midget however cost me 20,000. (not even counting lost revenue)
    Last edited: Feb 14, 2006
  15. Ozzy

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    You busted the palm pilot over that little brazilians head that went to the cops... you used that long skinny sprint phone on Olivia's when you caught her doing smack in the bathroom and dragged her into the hallway by her hair.
  16. April

    April Member<br><color=red> First in war, first in peace

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    Get it right.

    It was a palm pilot. I didn't wanna break a nail.
  17. mumsamumsa

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    I actually thought this is funny....
  18. Ozzy

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    April doesn't 'throw' cell phones... she uses them like brass knuckels and punches one upside the head with them.
  19. UG Staff

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    Heard at April's:

    "Peeking? ...... duck!" (throws cell phone)
  20. April

    April Member<br><color=red> First in war, first in peace

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    you peeking in our window?