Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Kimmie, Aug 5, 2003.
You would lose that bet because Bender doesn't like 'em that big.
I noticed only one... Who has to blow me? I didn't think it was directed at me, but since you asked.....
If you want to make her an offer... I hear she works at F/Stop on occasion.
Since you neglected to answer mine.... who exactly is dodging who's questions?
Or is that another rule I seem to have missed?
Who else besides a wife could piss a man off that much.
I bet you 50 bucks she was SexyWhore.
Who does she post as?
Now thats funny.
Daniel, you have no reason to apologize, I know you're one of the good guys here.
As for you VV, I think your bark is bigger than your bite. By the way, nice touch dodging my questions.
The day I would EVER pass up cop dick over civilian dick is the day You get laid and not have to leave a white envelope in the end!
P.S DanielNYC, don't sweat it, I didn't take your reply so seriously, thats why I made the reply I made.. But I DO think you should stick to being straight!
V V LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Sorry I can't stop laughing..God I love Leo men...
We're talking about someone other than the guys at the DOT weigh stations.
Since I've spent more time with him than anyone else on this board (and that might even include mrs Bender)... Lets assume that I'm one of the few who knows what really goes thru his mad little mind.
And YES, I have often discussed various tag names with him, why he chooses them, and how he goes about choosing them. Lets just say that he rarely ever gives much advance thought to picking a name. They usually just pop into his evil little head and presto.. it's there under your name.
You can say that again!
Which hand? Cause I need to use both.
Who cares about movie reviews... Many here have commented that my whore reviews are among the best and have said they hold them as the standard to how others should be written.
And that comes from guys who don't necessarily agree with most of my postings.
Nigga please... Do you actually believe the shit you write? You made that offer on the board (several times) and in person (April is my witness) several times. You wanted to suck my dick at the Yankee playoff game last year... But I pawned you off on a bunch of cops and firemen standing around. I told them if they took you back to the station house that you would gang bang them until the sun came up (April is my witness to that as well.. And she even whacked me with her cell phone for saying that)
And If I whipped my dick out in front of you, you'd stuff it in your mouth faster than an unwrapped Twinkie.
And to quote my good friend "hot4chicks" who I need to credit for this line... "You'd be on me faster than Oprah on a baked ham.
You don't even get more dick than I get pussy (when I want it).
Anj... let me get this straight..... It's OK for you girls to dish it out, but because you have zero sense of humor, it's not OK for us guys to throw it back at you?
So Kimmie can tell jokes about how small mine and LG's dicks are... especially when she's never seen either one of them. But no one here one can make fun of HER?
Along the same lines...
Who do I have to hire someone to suck to get a line break inserted into Kimmie's tag so that reading threads where she participates isn't like looking at modern art?
I am sorry Anjelika and Kimmie, it was my poor attempt at being quick witted and humorous. I quess I should stick to being the straight man
I dunno, but I think Slinky should probably ban his sorry ass for encouraging your psycho tendencies.
(Can you stalk and chew gum at the same time?)
Hmmmm that's funny, they don't seem to mention estimates.
All I hear is, "damn baby, you look good, pull over so we can get to know each other.." ( I might not look pickupable to you, but their are men that want a taste of my pumpkin pie)
Then I have to break their hearts and declare I am a lesbian. To which they reply, the typical male reply to that comment,
" Thats because you haven't had me yet"
Yeah ok... It's men like that that turned me into a lesbian in the first place..
Anj, Ozzy doesn't have a crush on me, I think he hates me because I am so much like him. But thats ok. I luv him. I love all Leos.
Shhhh don't tell him this but... he is my next target....
Which member was it that mentioned taxidermy rocking chairs once?
I just remembered what it was about the water on Long Island that was so scary. It's that mind-altering substance they put in it that turns humans into Mets fans.
Ha, I've been with lik Kim many a times before the car incident hanging out and guys always try to talk to her making googoo eyes whether it be at the supermarker, mall, bar or restaurant giving her their business card and buying us drinks.
As for this crush VV has on her, he's acting very childish by getting personal. I want to know who has to blow him in order for him to stop his jhs ways towards her.
What's wrong with LI tap water?
Do you suddenly get big hair and fake nails if you drink it?
No error.. I meant to say then...
J, that is so funny. I thought of you last week when I was forced to drink LI tap water.
I ran out of bottled water ( I drink, wash, and brush my teeth with bottled water when I visit LI....long story..)
Anyway I ran out of water, and was too tired, or lazy to go buy more, so I stupidly drank some from the tap..
Is there like.... an anti- virus?
Humorous misuse of the word "then" (instead of "than"). Littleguy's dick will be the first course?
G-Unit (grammar unit).
Finally I'm out of the cellar !!!
(Hmmmm. Wonder if that's a good thing.)
Separate names with a comma.