i hate white nights

Discussion in 'General Industry Related Topics' started by berny, Feb 21, 2006.

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  1. vorhaut

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    a paper bag
  2. Slinky Bender

    Slinky Bender The All Powerful Moderator

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    What's the difference between hard and dark?
  3. falou

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    amusing misspelling

    this typo turned out much funnier than the most common "lose-loose" typo.
  4. DaveNJ

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    I prefer the black chess pieces too. I think you misspelled "knights" though.
  5. Josephm

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    This thread is as plain as black and night.
  6. nychelsea

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    It's a free market - girls set prices, maybe negotiate, guys pay.

    I think it's the world's oldest "profession!"

    Chels
  7. berny

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    i was real fucked up when i wrote this post.but i am glad i did.this is some funny shit.sometimes i can be such an asshole.it makes me laugh
  8. fuckingahole

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    I love white nights... It gives me the creeps when its black... I have to hide my possesions and get the guns so I can blast away a few unknowns who nobody will miss
  9. billyS

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    Go rent Clerks
  10. UG Staff

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    (Image of amy with two condoms acting as if it's a drink shaker)
  11. manohgod2

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    can you enlighten me as to what snowballing means? :D

    edit: miss you April ;)
    Last edited: Feb 24, 2006
  12. manohgod2

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    ah, understood :)
  13. Kimmie

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    Well considering the wear and tear and mileage percentage on my SUV multiply that with the amount of clients I see per week, then divide that into the amount of times I have driven my car and minus that from how many blow jobs I have given, then add the actually times I have had vagina sex....... then take that number and multiple by 4....

    I would say..the SUV wins in the milage department
    :)
  14. April

    April Member<br><color=red> First in war, first in peace

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    Does this mean you don't snowball?


    kee kee kee
  15. Traderdave

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    Kimmie the cum guzzler.
    Probably better mileage from her than your SUV!
  16. Kimmie

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    aww amy,i hope you dont consider me a cum guzzler.

    I am diggin ya..until you said you didnt like Shane from L word :O( :O)
    Last edited: Feb 24, 2006
  17. miss1971

    miss1971 <b>SILVER</b>

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    readin' me all wrong babyyyyyyyyyyy

    i wish my expressions showed while i was writing this shit....i don't take ANYTHING on whoreboards to heart....i was actually being sarcastic....UG is biz and amusement for me..i didn't really bother to wonder if he was serious or not......i don't consider being known for safety an insult..its a compliment...no matter who its coming from or how they say it....!!!!!! there is NO way a cum guzzler or a disease spreader could get a rise out of me....HARDLY WORTHY! LMAO
    Last edited: Feb 23, 2006
  18. manohgod2

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    free money? feel free to share the info...
  19. FrankM61962

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    just recently got paid $1500 to check out an ac unit in nj, it was about an hours work, guess what, someone else was gonna charge this guy $2000, he felt like he got off cheap..lol..everything is relative...
  20. BigMadM

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    hey bernie, I thought you just hated wintery nights, like that Saturday night when it was a blizzard........