I NEED A VACATION!!! NOW !!!!!!!!!

Discussion in 'New York' started by mercydancer, Jun 28, 2001.

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  1. Casper

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    Mercy, if you use them too much, they may start calling themselves Kinky's instead ? :D

    Peace Out
    C

    [Edited by Casper on 07-11-2001 at 11:13 PM]
  2. mercydancer

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    my computer is in a deep coma. i am using kinko's facilities. great. call me if you need me
    .917-774-4293 I'll be back as soon as my computer feels better. or i can use some one else's
    machine.
    hugs.
  3. mercydancer

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    Just when you all thought it was safe to come out.....I'M BACK !!!!!!!!HAha.
    This vacation crap sucks.The kids drove me crazy, the mosquitoes loved me,and when things just started to get better,argghhhhh.The in-laws showed up.

    I need help. Deep,hard,help, to forget the horrors of my vacation and get back into the swing of things.

    At least I got a tan...
  4. Thorn

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    Of Mercy and threeways...

    Anna, Candie, sorry to jump in [well, ah, no I'm not].

    Mercy, how could you possibly have a three way anything and not think of inviting me [snif, snif]. :)

    You know I got all "A's" in sharing and playing well with others when I was a kid.

    Happy V days to ya and hope to see you when you get back.

    [Edited by Thorn on 07-02-2001 at 08:43 PM]
  5. AnnaNicole

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    Think that's Bad? I went straight from work to dinner with my then boyfriends family. 1st time, of course. As we're walking into this nice place in Howard Beach, I hear a buzzing noise. People are looking around.... I realize it's coming from my bag!!!My vibrator had switched on by accident. Mercy, you know what a prude he was. I'm trying to say it's my beeper on vibrate, he's saying, "but you don't have a beeper..." I'm kicking him...you get the picture. Anyway, that's my life. Candy, you me and Mercy need to get together to swap spit, I mean stories!
  6. candie

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    OH my gawd Anna!!!!!!! stuff like that would only happen to me but that is way to funny!!! If I were with you I would of said, gee you took your co workers bag home by mistake, wait till she finds out lol.

    Thank you for that visual Anna!
  7. mercydancer

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    The last time you dropped a work bag on the train, all the dildo's fell out. Now if you guys can imagine, riding on the A train on your way to work and this girl with huge tits and ass drops a bag full of dildo's.They start rolling all the way from one end of the train compartment to the other. You look down and you see this 12" fat dildo at your feet, and it vibrates.


    You'd think by now she would learn to put them in a zippered bag. What am I going to do with this woman???
  8. AnnaNicole

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    I take a day off and look what happens! Mercy, I thought we were married! Not that I mind sharing or anything, but the last 3 way marriage got kind of sticky. (pun definatly intended) Let's just all live in sin.By the way, I dropped another bag of work related items on the train. As Mercy would say, "still blonde" Wish you were there! Some "items" rolled under some Jehova's Witnesses seats...I almost laughed my ass off. "scuse me.... that's mine." It was priceless. Anyway, have a great vacation, lots of love, and do everything and everyone I love to do.
  9. mercydancer

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    Tucker
    I guess you'll just have to "HOLD ON".LOL
  10. TuckernotSucker

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    Mercy

    On Vacation, what am I going to do for 10 days?
  11. RoosterC74

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    Mercy-Vacation

    Mercy,
    Enjoy your vacation-sweetie.
  12. mercydancer

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    Sorry Candie,but our adorable mayor even changed that. Therefore, we suffer from the heat while men can walk around showing off their chests.


    Living in sin ? That sounds exciting !! I've always lived outside of the law.....oh excuse me , I meant , on the other side of the law.(GRIN)

    Porn movie hemmm. I did an amateur one about six years ago but it never got released due to one of the participants not signing a release form. There went my 15 minutes of fame again.

    I'm going,going, going, so catch me before I'm gone.. My Trump is begging for the road. I think its time for the kids to visit with the grandparents for a while. For a LOOOONNNNGGGGGGG while. hehe

    ....she wore an itsy bitsy,teeny weeny, blue polka dot bikini........lalalala.....
  13. candie

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    I don't know if I should marry a provider could we just live in sin? Sin city even? We could do a porn movie and then say we are pse's ?

    Does nyc allow women to be without shirts still? I think they do, just can't remember.
  14. jmp

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    So? Just take your vacation in Vermont, or The Netherlands.
  15. mercydancer

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    Heck, you can probably even cum along on the honeymoon. Candie and I are not greedy.
  16. Casper

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    May I give the Bride(s) away ?

    Peace Out
    C
  17. mercydancer

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    Gee Candie, I'm sorry but same sex marriages are still a no-no in NY. But I'm still actively fighting for it.

    Would I have to wear panties to the wedding???
  18. candie

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    mercy

    i will go w/ you on vacation but first we have to get married. ;)
  19. nj george

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    i'm not a gorgeous muscle bound biker, just a tall dorky pencil necked geek, but i've been told i have an odd sense of humor. maybe i will do? and i am also very generous when it comes to offering ladies nice hard.....ummmmmm....icecubes.

    have a great vacation!! :)
  20. Casper

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    Mercy just sent you an email to your yahoo addy. Let me know if you've not received it.

    Peace out
    C