If I were a provider

Discussion in 'New York' started by gardener, Feb 22, 2003.

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  1. gardener


    Excerpt frome Samantha's post in anothet thread "boy and they bitch about us!" 02-24-2003 05:49 PM

    Sam; You can still 'save' the evening with the right marketing.
    Someyhing like:
    <Guys, there were cancellations for tonight and I'm all alone. Call me now and get $50/$100 off my regular rate for tonight only>

    So, you'll get less than your usual rate, compare to NOTHING, what's better?
    I, in your place, would have swallow my pride and go for it.

    Good luck.
  2. Cloud Nine

    Cloud Nine I had to open my big mouth.......

    "Good Student discounts" Offer discounts to those college students that have 3.0 or better GPA for the semester.
  3. Cloud Nine

    Cloud Nine I had to open my big mouth.......

    "AMC senior discounts" Discounted prices to those in the AARP club for early "matinee" time slots.

    "Publisher's Clearing House Whorestakes" Offer a raffle ticket good for a chance to win $$ or free time with every session. (No purchase necessary)
  4. Cloud Nine

    Cloud Nine I had to open my big mouth.......

    "Time shares" Offer a free session but require that they stay for a hour long high pressure sales presentation in which he and several other johns may prepay in advance certain time slots for your services, call it the "hobby club" and time may be exchanged with other particating whores.

    "Money back if not completely satisfied" Offer guarentees of money back if customer doesnt bust a nut. (less shipping fees of course.)
  5. Monk


    If you're going to use "modern marketing techniques" you have to decide which problem you're trying to solve.

    For example, the freebie at the end of a series of visits works well at maintaining an existing client base. But if the problem is aquisition of new clients, your promotion has to be targeted at them. Something like an extra half hour for every new client. Or two girls for the price of one for every new client. (Just kidding.)

    I've never understood why houses don't offer discounts on their slow periods. "Early bird specials" and the like.
  6. Cloud Nine

    Cloud Nine I had to open my big mouth.......

    "For everything else there's MasterCard" Special credit card that you build up discount whore points by using the card.

    "Where's the beef? Slogan or jingle pitches." Come up with a catchy phrase or commercial jingle that no one can get out of their heads.

    (For example- sung to the tune of he's a jolly good fellow-

    If you need a really good blowjob
    If you need a really good blowjob
    If you need a really good blowjob
    Then go and see Betty)
  7. Cloud Nine

    Cloud Nine I had to open my big mouth.......

    Applying modern marketing techniques to ths industry

    "Happy Meals- McDonald's of sex?"-Free sex toy with every dinner date.

    "But wait there's more! The Ginsu approach"- If you book an hour right away you get an extra hour- free!

    "Now how much would you pay? The Popeil method" Advertise that your time is worth $500/hr but now for a limited time it's $250

    "Screw now, pay later" Interest free financing of dates for 6 months. (credit approval required)

    "Volume, volume, volume!! The Crazy Eddie approach" Sell yourself really cheap because youre "insane!!"

    "Lay-away specials ala Kmart" Allow to pay for future time in installments.


    HOW ABOUT A FREQUENT F---ERS PROGRAM. like the air lines . you get points after each meeting.... IMHO michael
  9. vegasjim


    Re: By far ~

    Hey Sweet Thing. Love the idea of buy so many and get one free or even a nice discount. Extended time to me is BS as most of the time it is non intimate time. Did you get my ******?
  10. Cookypuss


    By far ~

    one of th1. How about "Buy 3,4,5,X - get one free"? Many businesses practice it to increase sells. In this business, it doesn't even cost you (provider) anything but a one hour of your time.

    One of the smartest concepts I have ever heard, truly..We hear (and i will speak for most ladies ) all sorts of marketing skills ~ and most i already thought of... THIS is a really nice idea. I thank u for the thought....absolutely a serious thought I would like to know what a john considers a "SPECIAL?"

    We all give the sweet regular gents time off the clock, and it doesnt need to be a holiday....
    And a long blowjob (okay a looooonnng blowjob ) is a common occurence, not a speciality..For me..and many.

    I do hope that i take care of my regs, but a loonngg blowjob wouldnt work as a special..? And that i know ~
    Okay, so LURKERS and the other posters that are non abusive here, and know me, and maybe not know me ~(that would help) what would be a SPECIAL to you? Clue me in? (and discounts to the military, yeah, they get special...)
    Last edited: Feb 23, 2003
  11. mercydancer


  12. Bill Furniture

    Bill Furniture Flounder

    Great suggestions Frankie.
  13. gardener


    Theoretically (never experienced and probably never will), a perfect provider would be a TS. They should have a better understanding on how to operate the equipment. (Good Question BigBucksNYC, but maybe in another thread).

    Betty & mercydancer - you both give freebies (sometimes) to your regulars. That's a nice gesture but I don't think it could generate increase in business (The point of this thread is to offer ideas in this regard). Offering a "Buy X - get one free", as your policy, will create a whole new line of regulrs (hence, business increase).

    Try it, what do you got to lose?

    Gifts - I think you're missing the point. Gifts are making people feel appreciated. It's a good feeling. You made me feel good and I have an extra incentive to come back. Now, be imaginative and find something that won't cause me troubles at home i.e. the 'Fuck-You' lighter (I got from a friend), A mini bottle of liqueur (Got it from my boss) etc. If you cannot think of anything of that kind, just give me some cash... (Interesting concept, give me some cash to increase your income, isn't it?
  14. BigBucksNYC


    So Gardener....what then is your idea of the perfect provider?...or anyone else for that matter...what do you think it takes to be the ideal provider?
    Last edited: Feb 22, 2003
  15. ViagraMan


    keep your overhead at a minimum by piggybacking on their aarp card
  16. mercydancer


    I don't offer freebies but, in the past I have always given extra time to regular clients. I also give a good discount for longer sessions and overnighters.

    Did the lunch hour bbbjtc sessions for a very low rate after the 9-11 attacks. It was a great stress relief and the Gods know we ALL enjoyed it.

    As for charity, hmmmm. I can just see it now.
    "this check was donated to this foundation by the local
    Hookers And Johns Are US association".LOL

    Senior discounts,hmmmm, I'm thinking, I'm thinking, I'm thinking.
    Would I have to come up with a discount membership card?

    Gifts, can cause problems for the client, therefore not a good idea.
  17. ViagraMan


    i've said it before and i'll say it again. senior citizen discounts. discounts to all aarp members. demographics will make you a fortune over the next 20 years.
  18. gardener


    Hey betty

    Of all the people (female people) on this board, you are one of the nicest. So how come you never do a 'Visiting tour' to NYC?
    Care to try?
  19. betty_snj


    funny funny

    Let's see about gardner suggestions:

    1. I guess most providers will offer a freebie her and there for her regulars.
    I do and is a good way to say "thank you" and highly appreciated.

    2. The foundation thing is not a very believable alternative because providers are NOT going to send a percentage to charities. Not a good idea.

    3. Most providers do run specials. I do, Valentines Day I had my annual "Be MY Oral Valentine" where I offered just one looooooooooooooong loving bj for a whole hour, in a romantic athmosphere. The best way to show some care and love for your little guy :)
    It's always a success and I get tons of guys who wants to cum and enjoy the pampering at reduced rates of course.

    4. Gifts are tricky, how are u going to explain that at home? Is better to offer something you can use right there with the provider without any traces left to incriminate you.
  20. Mr. Sinatra

    Mr. Sinatra

    Lets see......

    Crack Ho Tuesdays: Every Tuesday agencies can offer deep discounted crack hos.

    Validate Parking: Providers could accompany their client back to the parking garage and tell the attendant."Yes, he fucked me'.....give him $5 off.

    Bring your own condom discounts: lets say $10 off

    Providers will do your laundry: Schedule a 2 hr appointment and and give a whole new meaning to a "load of whites". Sort of killing 2 birds with one stone. Nobody ever combined an escort/laundrymat agency before........

    Makes ya go hmmmmmmmmmm