Is it worth it???

Discussion in 'New York' started by surfdude, Apr 23, 1973.

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  1. Slinky Bender

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  2. John Y. Doe

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    I have a couple of friends who fit your bill (they disowned their kids, they drive around in Bentley's, and have 1 foot in the grave).
    The only problem I could see is how to explain to them how you got as good as you got in bed without your life's experiences.
  3. Kimmie

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    SW, I cant suck dick for the rest of my life. I will get old and dried up.

    I will need a nice rich sugar daddy to keep me in the luxury I have become accustomed to.

    I have no shame. I dont mind being kept. As long as he signs some papers saying I get all his cash if he crocks while I am sucking or fucking him, its all good.

    Relax, I know what I am doing.
    Last edited: Jan 30, 2003
  4. *********

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    Kimmie when will you ever learn babe you can't be waiting on no negro to take care of you, he ain't your father, there are very few real men left on earth. Keep taking care of you and yours and the rest will fall into place.

    As for your fantasy man, do what I do, collect blood samples from every hot john who knows how to fuck really well and make your own clown. When cloning is legal, this might come in handy. Like my big bro always told me, you gots to know where your baby comes from. If the genetic makeup is defective, still have a case for child $upport, just like that old style motto "you fuck with me, it's a must I fuck with you".

    Who loves your girl!
  5. Kimmie

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    Vm you mislead me. :mad:

    I was all packed and ready to move into my new mansion..

    I even typed up a post

    "I am retiring because I found a rich man, with goatee, that wants me to eat strawberries all day and wait for him with my legs spread so he can come home and fuck me"


    You suck!
  6. jack sprat

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    Re: Re: Re: Just tired of the game and re-evaluating life...

    sounds more like something he would said to one of his young male parishoners.
  7. John Y. Doe

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    Re: Re: Just tired of the game and re-evaluating life...


    Amen,

    As the Catholic priest in Boston said to one of his ******** female parishoners, "This is being done to bring you closer to God."
  8. ViagraMan

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    wow, what a burden has been lifted off my mind. i thought perhaps i was misrepresenting myself a wee bit. don't want to start our future together on some minor technicalities.
  9. ViagraMan

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    and truth be told, the little blue pills are becoming ineffective at my advanced age. i still like to snuggle though.
  10. ViagraMan

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    stawberries are overrated
  11. ViagraMan

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    and as long as i'm coming clean, no facial hair either. doesn't want to grow at my age.
  12. ViagraMan

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    and i took a little poetic license with being as rich as bill gates. truth is that i'm prewtty extended on my credit cards. but i figure with the money you have been making, we can pay them off and have a fresh start in life together. iwsn't this great!
  13. ViagraMan

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    and i forgot to mention my pet dog. he's actually older than me, when converting from dog years to human years. dogs and cats don't get along, so you will have to get rid of the kitty. hope that's not a problem.
  14. ViagraMan

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    well actually i stretched the truth a bit about the mansion. but i do have a small three room apartment with a hallway bath that i share with the neighbors. rest assured though, ten years ago i went and bought all brand new furniture from ikea. most of it is still in decent shape. but hey, it will be our home sweet home.
  15. Kimmie

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    VM I was going to say that if it was the well hung thing I dont mind. I am not shallow. I dont need a man with a big dick to keep me happy...

    Besides, I have my B.O.B now!! :D

    Just have the other things( especially the goatee) and we are good to go..

    So when do I pack?
  16. ViagraMan

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    1. rich - i've been working in the mailroom at a big company all my long life. not a high paying job, but i've been stealing stamps from day one, converting to cash and with wise investments in the market, i got more money than you could ever spend in a lifetime. i'm talking near bill gates rich. besides, i'm so old and ready for the grave, the first time with you will probably be a death or near death experience for me. of course, you get to keep all the money.

    2. goatee - yes, got it. hope you don't mind the lack of grass on the top of the head though

    3. sit home all day - in our mansion with butlers at your beck and call

    4. stawberries - shipped fresh from california every day

    5. srtoke your kitty - no problem

    6. cum home to fuck you - no problems with modern science providing those blue pills i've become dependent on

    7. well hung man - can't have everything in life, sorry. but you ever try three inches of steel?
  17. TuckernotSucker

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    But Kimmie, that is the same offer I proposed to you.
  18. robnotbob

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    You could say "Dennis"
    Well, I didn't know you were called "Dennis"
    Well, you didn't bother to find out, did you?



    Monty Python and the Holy Grail reference.
  19. Daddycool

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    Someone just found jesus or someones wife found him cheating....again.

    WWJD???? is that like the south park episode with GGWK?(getting gay with kids)?

    This is the type of guy who has an epiphany one day and calls LE on all the massage parlors he visited because they are now morally wrong to him and THE REST OF US.
  20. rollin

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    Re: Just tired of the game and re-evaluating life...


    Shaftforever, you sound like a very unhappy guy and that your not only DISGUSTED with yourself, but the rest of the world too.

    Time to seek out some REAL professional help, not with a provider.

    Make an appointment with DR. MELFY, she's made amazing progress with Tony, maybe she can have equal success with you.

    Maybe someday you'll get YOUR shit together..............


    Hey...Now.....