Discussion in 'New York' started by blackbag99, Aug 1, 2001.
Any web addresses for Becka or CindySpice?
Re: Re: Jewish or Shiksa
ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL
Re: Jewish or Shiksa
It means us Jewish guys want to be trapped in a Shiksa's body.
Jewish or Shiksa
hmmm so does this mean I am a Jew trapped in a Shiksas body ???? LOL LOL LOL
Sorry to go off topic, but I have always dissagreed with such "scholarly" objections to humour ( which, BTW, are usually far from scholarly, and merely dogmatic, as is the one referenced ). While not looking to sit up debate, I will simply point out that I side with the point of view most often stated by comedians: the litmus test is - if it's actually funny, it's ok.
Did you hear about the new Jewish American Princess horror film? -It's called Debbie Does Dishes.
Did you hear about the new Jewish American Princess porno film? -It's called Debbie Does Nothing.
What's the difference between a Jewish American Princess and an Italian American Princess? -With the Italian American Princess, the jewels are fake, and the orgasms are real.
Some serious scholarly objection to Jewish American Princess jokes:
How do you stop a Jewish American Princess from having sex?
Well, speaking strictly as a Goy...
...2 of my top 5 GF's of all time were MOT's.
No begging required, had to hose 'em down with a fire hose to cool 'em off!
. . . And all us Jewish guys are looking for a SHIKSA!!
(translation for those who need it: a non-jew, you know - blonde haired, blue eyed!!)
Does it say something special when the lady of the house that Becka left STILL gives her a major thumbs up ?
[Edited by littleguy on 08-03-2001 at 02:08 PM]
now, your sounding like MrsNY ....... oiy........
thanks for the WE (wife expereince)
looking forward to catchin' up with you - welcome to ny, finally
Becka............without a doubt !
Re: try CindySpice?
Based on the looks can't get any more Jewish then me !
Can't you tell by my nose ? LOL LOL LOL
My Jewish clients tell me they don't believe I am Jewish.
They say I am too good in the bedroom to be Jewish ........I say, that's because I am JEWISH not a JAP ! LOL LOL LOL
I will be in NYC August 22nd-31st .
What does the German women say to her husband while he is fucking her ?
( read with German accent ) Oh ya, it is good. Oh so good .
What does the french women say to her husband while he is fucking her ?
( read with French accent ) OOLALA you feel so good !
What does the JAP say to her husband while he is fucking her ?
( read with Yiddish accent ) David , the ceiling needs to be fixed !!
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
...is your best bet - looks and performance. Mostly does incall in Brooklyn. 29 yrs, 5'3 110 34B-22-32. Your classic jewish girl from Brooklyn.
Do a search here for her contact info. I don't have it. The info is also on the JAG members discussion board, if you're a member there...
You can see if MrsNY is to your tastes ........
Dawn is a MOT, but alas retired!
I know I know
Julie Diamond, advertisses on NY exotics. Some call her double bagger Julie. Though with me it was only one. Go to her apartment take shower and follow the showering instructions. Not a gfe but not bad. She must be at least 45 by now. I saw her about 10 years ago and she is still advertising. Not a bad session for $$$ in those days. The first time I saw her we lit CHanukah candles together.
IMHO she looks the part. Based on the language background (literal, not metaphorical) she lists in her site (Hebrew, English, Japanese, Russian, and Arabic), I'd say she's probably the real McCoy (or should I say the real McCohen). She's from Vegas, but as she mentions in another thread on this board, she'll be visiting NYC for the last 7-10 days or so in August.
Seems Monica and Chandra Levy have made nice Jewish girls a commodity now.
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