All's well that ends well OK, so this was a bust as a thread. Too bad. The comedic opportunities seemed immense, but I'm sure there will be others. So, your Humble Narrator was rescued by our very own Candie Girl, who helped me get through an otherwise bleak and pointless (well, not really) afternoon. This was our first meeting and she was delightful. Thanks Candie! Next time we'll make it to Sandy Hook!