It has now been a little over three hours since

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  1. Slinky Bender

    Slinky Bender The All Powerful Moderator

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  2. John Y. Doe

    John Y. Doe

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    This whole thread souds a lot like eating eggs. Eggs consist of two parts (the white & the yolk). This meal has two parts, the meat and the load.

    With eggs, the white has all the protein. It's the better of the two parts. For this other business, the load carries the protein & the meat has no nutritional value.

    If a woman plans on eating meat, you shoud help her understand you are only trying to help improve her diet, by having her swallow the load.
  3. Bill Furniture

    Bill Furniture Flounder

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    Meat is good for you.
  4. Kimmie

    Kimmie

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    I like to eat early. I wimped out and ate meat for dinner..


    Bad Kimmie :(
  5. Bill Furniture

    Bill Furniture Flounder

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    Dinner at 2:51PM?
  6. Bill Furniture

    Bill Furniture Flounder

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    Re: Re: It has now been a little over three hours since

    you're standing there pumping her?
  7. daengman

    daengman

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    for the diet, y not try

    .....BJ's

    At about 20 calories per average full load bj, 50 a day would result in a 1000 cal/day diet. Human semen is very nutritious and if you can get enough, you can live on it.

    while you're losing weight, you can fatten your wallet.
    at fifty bucks a pop, 50 X 50 = 2500/day. 17500/wk, 75K/month and 900K/yr.

    do that for 3 years and you will look like Calista Flockhart and be able top retire for life.
  8. Dondee

    Dondee Herbie, DDS

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    What do you call it? The G-spot gusher diet?
  9. Kimmie

    Kimmie

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    EWWWW no meat!!

    I am on this crazy diet I invented. I am living off of soup and water.
  10. I've can bring a tube steak. It goes down easy....
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  11. Dondee

    Dondee Herbie, DDS

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    What would you like to eat?
  12. Dondee

    Dondee Herbie, DDS

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    You don't?
  13. Kimmie

    Kimmie

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    The only thing I am on right now is on a break.


    I need dinner brought to me.. any volunteers?
  14. BigMadM

    BigMadM Linoleum

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    Re: Re: It has now been a little over three hours since


    I think it more appropiate to say she is on a cock.
  15. Kimmie

    Kimmie

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    Damn!! You make it seem like I post on UG 24/7 Sheesh!
    :rolleyes:
  16. pjorourke

    pjorourke Thinks he's Caesar's Wife

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    Re: Re: It has now been a little over three hours since

    And if she is off the clock, she is on BOB.
  17. Casper

    Casper

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    Re: Re: Re: It has now been a little over three hours since

    Non e mai tarde.
  18. Dondee

    Dondee Herbie, DDS

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    Re: Re: It has now been a little over three hours since

    Si e necessario. Da quanto ero un picolino, volevo sempre a divendare up pompiero.
  19. Casper

    Casper

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    Non e necessario. Sta dare pompini.
  20. Dondee

    Dondee Herbie, DDS

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    Re: Re: It has now been a little over three hours since

    Phew! (wiping brow) that's a relief. Better on the clock than.....