Kinda Scary in Alaska

Discussion in 'General Industry Related Topics' started by redleg609, Feb 16, 2006.

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  1. miss1971

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    i've heard that more than once...just ONE of the reasons i DON'T do bbbj's.....i bet it was fairly NORMAL looking guys doing it too....mmmmm...i love sucking me some cow dung!!!!! icky poo...pun intended!
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  2. genius

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    Some of the guys I knew in the military (way back when) from some of the farm states would only be concerned about a "A HOLE AND A HEART BEAT" and weren't to concerned about the species. At least she looks human.
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  3. kassyS

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    "A hole and a heart beat,........."
    Here I was, a skinny, scarwiny, no tit, little piece of krap walking up and down the street, smelt bad, but still got picked up.
    Never was much to look at, still not much. But I looked at it like it was a service industry. Heh, serving a need.
    At least, working in a brothel, you get something. On the street, you can get shortchanged.
    Yeah, looking for a better tomorrow, if there is a tomorrow. Was never sure about that. Still not sure.
    But getting back to toic, was a warm body, and female, and reasonably good looking, and that is all that mattered.
  4. seeker6591

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    perhaps they need some counselling?? lol.
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    yeah right..she's not that bad ..maybe at 12:30 am after 10 strong drinks. lol

    a 12:30 girl !
  6. its_mousey

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    There's sacks full of uglier (and fatter) beavers on CL.

    *Squeak!*
  7. miss1971

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    A HOLE AND A HEART BEAT IS THE O-N-L-Y PRE-REQUISITE FOR HALF THE MEN I KNOW...she's not THAT bad. ..(sorry about the caps.)
  8. seeker6591

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    who would want to nut in a clinically obese woman?? yuk !
  9. miss1971

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    true..BUT..bb guys are not exactly my target audience..i rarely notice who ISN'T calling........ feel me??!!! ;)
  10. lepke

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    Oh Doctor


    Those are some really rough ones....
  11. lepke

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    Oh man
  12. Ozzy

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    You've heard of fur getting stuck in the teeth... I think it gets stuck in the eyes too.
  13. flabbergasted

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    Hopefully she has a furry bush to keep her customer warm at night.
  14. Ozzy

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    And that exactly why some guys don't think as much of you as the ones who do. Swallowing has this way of effecting a mans eye sight, opinion of ones looks or their memory I guess.
  15. miss1971

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    this cow doesn't!!! JUST PLAYIN'...not STARTING anything!!!
  16. Ozzy

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    Ditto... actually I think she's above the average around here.

    But do she swallow like all the cows on UG do?
  17. justlooking

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    I don't see what's so much worse about her than a lot of the women you read about on UG. Seriously.
  18. jras

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    i've fucked a lot uglier chicks than her, even a p4p or 2
  19. miss1971

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    im no PRIZE myself..but i think they did the best they could with what they had to work with and just highlighted her FINER points!!!! which unfortunately for the gentlemen of alaska...really are her mani & pedi!!
  20. daengman

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    unfortunately, the only penguins you'll find in Alaska are probably in a zoo since they are denizens of the southern hemisphere.

    On another note from their ws, the following is included with Zaya's pics. "Zaya has PERFECTLY manicured nails and GORGEOUSLY pedicured toes". I think that most of us would agree that we get instant hard-ons when we see perfectly manicured nails and gorgeously pedicured toes and a session wouldn't be really worthwhile without them.