legal question

Discussion in 'New York' started by lauren, Apr 17, 2001.

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  1. robnotbob

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    Lawyers sound alot like economists.

    reminds me of the joke.."How does an economist get out of a 15 foot hole in the ground?"

    "First, assume a ladder...."

    Yeah I know, it was funnier when I was sitting in Macroeconomic Theory.
  2. Slinky Bender

    Slinky Bender The All Powerful Moderator

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    The attorneys got it.
    ( It's the answer to any question you ask an attorney - they always say "Well, it depends....." ).
  3. SkellyChamp

    SkellyChamp

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    Slinky -You wear depends?
  4. lauren

    lauren

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    eh? i'm sorry, sb, maybe it's past my bedtime -- i'm all befuddled!

    i DO want to thank everyone for their help -- what was that recent post about "kindness in the harsh world...." y'all are the best!
    xoxo
    lauren
  5. Slinky Bender

    Slinky Bender The All Powerful Moderator

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    I already know the answer to her question:

    "It depends".
  6. OCharley

    OCharley

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    Lawyers

    I admit that I am a lawyer. What is your question? Hurry the clock is ticking.
  7. jmcurry

    jmcurry The Insider

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    Lauren: I may be able to help connect you with legal assistance. Email me.
  8. Slinky Bender

    Slinky Bender The All Powerful Moderator

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    The difference between lawyers and providers ?

    Providers will often kiss you while they are screwing you.

    A provider will stop screwing you when you stop paying them.
  9. TuckernotSucker

    TuckernotSucker

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    Lauren

    Benovelent lawyers charge more than most providers. LOL
  10. ew

    ew Silver

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    Hi!

    Sorry not a lawyer.
  11. lauren

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    hi guys!

    are there any benevolent lawyers out there willing to help a damsel in distress? i have a little bit of a situation (no, not THAT one -- thank goodness!) and could really use some advice. please e-mail me at baby_beachbunny@excite.com. thanks in advance!

    xoxo
    lauren