Great review shorty! That was a nice review. I stumbled onto this portion of the UG board only recently. I've been on and off this board for a while only chiming in when I have advice and compliments. Anyway it sounded like you had a pretty difficult time getting some action in London. I would have chimed in on your previous thread had I known about it earlier.But I figured rather than creating another thread I'll just add some info to this one. My experience stems from about a year ago. I went to London with some friends but had my own agendas. First of all as an American you will definitely be paying more or what seems like more to get action in London(the exchange rate is horrible). But if your willing to part with your money and still seek action, it can be had as long as you look hard enough. I stayed in a hotel by Leicester Sq., The first thing you'll notice about London is that the payphone booths serve two functions, one as a bathroom and two as a card holder for all sorts of escort agencies and indies not much unlike old NY. Anyway, my first plan of action was to sample the SW scene in London. I'd scope out some of the areas that seemed like potential places to catch SWs. Found 2, neither of them appetitizing. So I resorted to the internet(there are these net cafes all over London), the punter site is quite popular in Europe with a good following almost like UG. I chose to go with Eros though, as I am more familiar with it. I also wanted to see if it had nearly as much fake ads in London as they do in NY. Out of the 5 agencies I called I only had one successful outcall, the others were either bad on timing or blatantly refused(probably due to screening process). But only 2 days in London I found the source of action that would fit my needs and my comfort level(didn't like the party scene or the stripclubs, to me they were money pits). There are street level apartments in the so-called Chinatown(size of one block) area and probably through out the Soho area as well, with neon colored cardboard(most are paper 8x11 size) signs that say "Massage" or "Special Models". As blatant and obvious as they are, I got desperate and tried one. Let me just say, I wasn't disappointed. They were basically incalls with one girl in each room. There's a strange law over there(London) that allows for independents to operate but not open brothels(places with more than 1 or 2 girls at a time). So you walk into these places and a madam or the hostess themselves will present you with a menu: FS/BJ/positions/etc... I visited about 4 of these establishments(each in a different location) while I was there and had lots of fun. Hope this helps some of the would-be London travelers out.