London - an american perspective

Discussion in 'Europe' started by shorty, Apr 10, 2006.

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  1. SWninja


    Great review shorty!

    That was a nice review. I stumbled onto this portion of the UG board only recently. I've been on and off this board for a while only chiming in when I have advice and compliments. Anyway it sounded like you had a pretty difficult time getting some action in London.

    I would have chimed in on your previous thread had I known about it earlier.But I figured rather than creating another thread I'll just add some info to this one. My experience stems from about a year ago. I went to London with some friends but had my own agendas. First of all as an American you will definitely be paying more or what seems like more to get action in London(the exchange rate is horrible). But if your willing to part with your money and still seek action, it can be had as long as you look hard enough. I stayed in a hotel by Leicester Sq., The first thing you'll notice about London is that the payphone booths serve two functions, one as a bathroom and two as a card holder for all sorts of escort agencies and indies not much unlike old NY. Anyway, my first plan of action was to sample the SW scene in London. I'd scope out some of the areas that seemed like potential places to catch SWs. Found 2, neither of them appetitizing. So I resorted to the internet(there are these net cafes all over London), the punter site is quite popular in Europe with a good following almost like UG. I chose to go with Eros though, as I am more familiar with it. I also wanted to see if it had nearly as much fake ads in London as they do in NY. Out of the 5 agencies I called I only had one successful outcall, the others were either bad on timing or blatantly refused(probably due to screening process). But only 2 days in London I found the source of action that would fit my needs and my comfort level(didn't like the party scene or the stripclubs, to me they were money pits). There are street level apartments in the so-called Chinatown(size of one block) area and probably through out the Soho area as well, with neon colored cardboard(most are paper 8x11 size) signs that say "Massage" or "Special Models". As blatant and obvious as they are, I got desperate and tried one. Let me just say, I wasn't disappointed. They were basically incalls with one girl in each room. There's a strange law over there(London) that allows for independents to operate but not open brothels(places with more than 1 or 2 girls at a time). So you walk into these places and a madam or the hostess themselves will present you with a menu: FS/BJ/positions/etc... I visited about 4 of these establishments(each in a different location) while I was there and had lots of fun. Hope this helps some of the would-be London travelers out.
  2. shorty


    Just got back from my trip to london. First off, from a general point of view, it's an interesting country (England). Driving was a challenge at first but you get used to it. Anyone going, I would recommend renting a GPS Navigation system. The roads there are a challenge to say the least. Signage and exits are not their forte.

    As I pursued my hobbying endeavours before I went over, I found several interesting websites. (UK's version of UG) gives interesting reviews and links. Some are worth looking at. Most girls there are independents (sort of speaking) that list themselves with several agencies. You'll see the same picture for the same girl under different names on different sites. I called a few ahead of time but getting cleared (screened) was a hassle so I thought I would take my chances when I got there. After calling several agencies, I hit a brick wall in getting an outcall. Either the timing was off, or the girl I wanted wasn't available, or they would not clear my screening. Having almost given up, I did the logical thing and asked the concierge at the hotel where "entertainment can be found". He pointed me to the red light district in London called Soho. Avoid this area like the plague if you can. It reminded me of what time square used to be in the hayday but it's full of ripoffs and an extremely bad element of crime.

    I went back to my hotel and asked the concierge if local entertainment was available. He offered to call a girl "jenny" who works through an agency and would visit the hotel. Her rate was 200 GBP. That's about $350 USD. She was cute brunette from Lithuania. Spoke english well but was slightly hesistant at first in approaching me in any way. After chatting, she got more comfortable and off to the races we went. Service was nice. BBBJTCIM, CG, Mish and popped doggie. A nice massage and off to round two with some DATY, DFK and popped with CG Greek.

    She had a nice tight little body. About 5'6, 120 lbs, b cups, nice ass. Worth the visit. Sorry, but I don't have contact info but she claims to be working with several agencies. Why the review then? well, to let you in on some terminology that may help in your English hobbying.

    Open Minded - GFE
    OWO - Oral without (BBBJ)
    A service or A-Level - Greek

    All of which was available with Jenny. All inclusive for the rate. Do your homework and you'll find the golden goose in London.

    The hobbying market is pricier than the US but if Jenny is any indication of service provided, it's well worth it for the service.