Yeah - it was almost worth the hassle of the stop to see the expression on the cop's face when I said that. Just picture this in your mind: one cop is tearing apart my trunk and glove box, running his hands down the crack between the seat backs and the seat, etc., while the other is searching me. He does the "We are both men and I know you are looking for girls for sex - don't lie to me" and then he reaches into my pocket and finds the condoms. He pulls them out holds them in his hand open palm up and with a "gotcha" look on his face says the "what are these for" question looking down at the condoms and then looking me right in the eyes. When I dead pan answered "to prevent disease" it was clear he totally never expected (or got in the past) such an answer and he knew he was done - was only going to get nonanswers (but 100% truthful) to his questions from me. He gave me back my condoms and I put them back in my pocket for later use. ps. Girls are out during the day - usually by the gas stations or across the street from them. Be aware that I also saw 2 LE on bicycles patrolling SP. They are hard to see until they are right on top of you.