Looks vs Service

Discussion in 'General Industry Related Topics' started by Slinky Bender, Mar 12, 2001.

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  1. guy catelli

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    Re: Hey GC!

    yes -- that's the whole point. guys like Tommy are everyone's idea of a joke -- until the next time a Saddam Hussein goes on a rampage. then, suddenly, they're 'Mr. Atkins'.
  2. Carl M

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    Hey GC!

    Shouldn't that poem be in the Joke Thread! LOL!!
  3. Tankcommander

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    Loved the Poetry....

    But Dammit guy,
    You got too much time on your friggin time on your hands!
  4. guy catelli

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    TOMMY
    by Rudyard Kipling (1865-1936)

    I went into a public-'ouse to get a pint o' beer,
    The publican 'e up an' sez, "We serve no red-coats here."
    The girls be'ind the bar they laughed an' giggled fit to die,
    I outs into the street again an' to myself sez I:
    O it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "Tommy, go away";
    But it's "Thank you, Mister Atkins", when the band begins to play,
    The band begins to play, my boys, the band begins to play,
    O it's "Thank you, Mister Atkins", when the band begins to play.

    I went into a theatre as sober as could be,
    They gave a drunk civilian room, but 'adn't none for me;
    They sent me to the gallery or round the music-'alls,
    But when it comes to fightin', Lord! they'll shove me in the stalls!
    For it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "Tommy, wait outside";
    But it's "Special train for Atkins" when the trooper's on the tide,
    The troopship's on the tide, my boys, the troopship's on the tide,
    O it's "Special train for Atkins" when the trooper's on the tide.

    Yes, makin' mock o' uniforms that guard you while you sleep
    Is cheaper than them uniforms, an' they're starvation cheap;
    An' hustlin' drunken soldiers when they're goin' large a bit
    Is five times better business than paradin' in full kit.
    Then it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "Tommy, 'ow's yer soul?"
    But it's "Thin red line of 'eroes" when the drums begin to roll,
    The drums begin to roll, my boys, the drums begin to roll,
    O it's "Thin red line of 'eroes" when the drums begin to roll.

    We aren't no thin red 'eroes, nor we aren't no blackguards too,
    But single men in barricks, most remarkable like you;
    An' if sometimes our conduck isn't all your fancy paints,
    Why, single men in barricks don't grow into plaster saints;
    While it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "Tommy, fall be'ind",
    But it's "Please to walk in front, sir", when there's trouble in the wind,
    There's trouble in the wind, my boys, there's trouble in the wind,
    O it's "Please to walk in front, sir", when there's trouble in the wind.

    You talk o' better food for us, an' schools, an' fires, an' all:
    We'll wait for extry rations if you treat us rational.
    Don't mess about the cook-room slops, but prove it to our face
    The Widow's Uniform is not the soldier-man's disgrace.
    For it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "Chuck him out, the brute!"
    But it's "Saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot;
    An' it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' anything you please;
    An' Tommy ain't a bloomin' fool -- you bet that Tommy sees!
  5. Carl M

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    How true!

    You gotta see these 2 guys I work with, Both Ex Marines and Recon too!- they are wackos but it keeps things interesting to say the least!
  6. Tankcommander

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    Re: Re: My girlfriend puts up a helluva fight.....

  7. Carl M

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    Re: My girlfriend puts up a helluva fight.....

  8. guy catelli

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    a classic description of 'real GFE'.
  9. Tankcommander

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    My girlfriend puts up a helluva fight.....

    You'd think her orifices were the Alamo or something...

    It's easier for me to go out and "pay" for it, not that I don't pay for my girlfriend in terms of putting up with her bitching, dinner, ect.
  10. littleguy

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    I think part of the problem is the desire for variety. Most hobbyists (I think) have wives and, even if the wife puts up a bit of a fight, they will service their husbands, for the most part, whenever they're "required" to. Therefore the infinite desire to sleep with many different women. I also think this applies to single/unattached guys, but to a somewhat lesser degree.

    For example, I am single. I like the GFE. When I find a lady I like I generally go back as much as is convenient, or at least until I no longer want to see her. I do not want to fall in love with her but the ability to communicate and intereact with someone you may actually like can become important.

    Also, as has been reported elsewhere, the more you see the same lady the more it's possible to receive improved and (even) more personal service.
  11. Slinky Bender

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    Gee, I was hoping for more discussion on this, but let me raise a "contrary" point. I think that the issue is similar to the ay i feel about the "real vs. enhanced" issue. On the one hand, everyone says they like natural. But when it comes to actually selecting a date the enhanced ladies usually win hands down. that's why you see so much of it - it leads to more business.

    The same is true of this issue. While almost evey guy will say service, most of them choose looks when it comes time. The amount of times you see guys going with women who have nice pics up on websites, only to complain later about service is amazing *( especially when it's after there have been reviews published, and they are the same very time ). I think part of the reason for this is that most of the hobby is not about repreat business. I don't mean that there is no repeat business, it's just that the majority of this business is news guys seeing new ladies, not the same "dates" over and over again.

    One example of this is ladies who will tour a city a lot, get great reviews for "service", but then have trouble booking appointments for each successive visit ( a recent example in NYC resulted in the cancellation of the entire tour froma lady who had gotten great service reviews previously, but cancelled because of lack of booking this time ).

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    *This is especially true when the price is "out of line" with the looks - i.e. a lady who appears to have $500 looks, but is charging $250. She still gets booked a lot, then guys complain of her service. Wimpy, Ryan - know what I mean ?

    [Edited by slinkybender on 03-18-2001 at 02:54 PM]
  12. TuckernotSucker

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    If I remember correctly Nasty Patty (the name taken by her) was $60.00 and she worked out of a hotel on W.27th St. But who remembers?
  13. robnotbob

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    The monitor and hard drive have to be uncomfortable.....ouch!!!
  14. Slinky Bender

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    I don't think that's Sylvia ( although I also don't think the person pictured is available ).

    Don't you just hate cybersquatters ??????
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  16. guy catelli

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    {sighing} well, you've gotta start somewhere.
  17. frog

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    See, I am no fan of Patty, but it seems to me that your rules of respecting women only applies to pretty ones. There is no need to reiterate or focus on her "nastiness".

    oz/sb, I believe that Milan gave her an URL at the corporateaffairs.ws web site? Can't remember.
  18. Carl M

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    Re: Speaking of good service....

  19. robnotbob

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    lisa; you DEFINITELY do!
  20. lisa

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    looks verse service verse personality

    personality is the most important thing guys with out that you may as well have a so so session with a pretty looking wet mop i hope that a least some of you enjoy having a decent conversation with the person that you are with
    i know that i enjoy getting to know you

    and look foward to the next time :0)

    not to say that looks and quality are not as equally as important but i think that most of us (providers) have those 3 qualities ( ihope)

    xoxo
    lisa