Men are dogs, but women are heartless

Discussion in 'Misogyny Central' started by Slinky Bender, Apr 2, 2006.

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  1. fluffytest

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    But men are the same way with the equivalent: Looks. Men leave women when they get older, gain weight etc.
  2. April

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    Road Trip? Lol
  3. Ozzy

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    I got to fuck her a month later anyway. That's how he became jizmo. It was only frustrating cause our doctor friend gave me a 100mg viagra an hour before... I walked around with hard on for two fucking days.


    But if you hook up with any lipstick lesbians, I want to be there to watch.


    I'll pass on the bulldykes.
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  4. April

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    Have I ever?

    Even the one time you got stuck in the corner to watch (and play with Jizmo).....wasn't it fun?

    or perhaps frustrating would be the better word!
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  5. Ozzy

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    April... don't forget me.
  6. April

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    Just my type of lesbian.

    I'm feminine yet aggressive if I see something I like.

    BTW...what was the topic? oh, never mind they were doing what men do best.

    NAGGING!
  7. lopaw

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    Alright April! (high fives)

    I'm a very girlie lesbian.....makeup, long hair, FABULOUS clothes. You get the idea!

    How 'bout you? (excuse us guys while me & April get cozy ;) )
  8. DaveNJ

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    Either that or she lost her drive because she popped out some puppies and just isn't as interested as she used to. This all at the same time the guy is still revved up on a regular basis. Talk about a basic lack of compatability.
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  9. April

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    Me Too! (that your a lesbian that is)

    <GAYDAR ENGAGED>

    Not to get off topic.... are you a lipstick lesbian or a bulldyke?
  10. lopaw

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    Reading threads like this make me damn glad that I'm a lesbian. :p
  11. seeker6591

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    Thought This Joke Fit Right In Here !!!!

    Dear Abby:

    My husband is a liar and a cheat. He cheated on me from the beginning, and when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows he cheats on me. It is so humiliating.

    Also, since he lost his job four years ago he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does is buy cigars, play golf, cruise around, and shoot the breeze with his pals, while I have to work to pay the bills.

    Since our daughter graduated from college he doesn't even pretend

    to like me and hints that I am a lesbian. What should I do???

    Signed,

    Clueless


    Dear Clueless:

    Grow up and dump him. For Pete's sake, you don't need him anymore.

    You're a United States Senator from New York, act like it.
  12. April

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    Bullshit. There are MANY men AND women living in sexless marriages. These days it's just easier sometimes. Not to mention the bs divorce will cost most couples with alot of capitol. I know people that have been married for years that do not have sex with their so's. Do they have it with other people? Usually. Thing is the relatonship is based on a lifetime of love and commitment as well as trust and friendship.....not sex after being married for several years.

    I think this tends to come with maturity....as well as a sense of reality.
  13. seeker6591

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    I think the context of this thread was regarding men and women in relationships rather than hooking up in a casual encounter. That said...i could not agree with you more..AMY. Too bad all women don't think like you!
    lol.

    Now back to my original comments....the gist of my last post was that their are not too many men who are gonna hang with a women who does not spread em wide and spread em often (unless she has money...rare indeed in America). In other words..get it on...or move it on !!!! lololol.
  14. Lou Grant

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    So that's why Slinky's turned PBS on us!
  15. miss1971

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    pahleeze seeker........MOST men can nut 3 times a day...BIG DEAL.women can get off COUNTLESS times...the problem is...MOST of you are OBLIVIOUS to the fact that the mere PRESENCE of your dick DOESN'T do shit for us..it takes effort on YOUR part...and when we realize you just have NO SKILLZ...we get bored..YES BORED...and can't be bothered wasting our time getting worked up for NOTHING.......believe me...9 times out of 10......while you're thinking SHE LOVES IT...she's thinking......DID I PUT THE FABRIC SOFTENER IN THE LAST LOAD OF LAUNDRY. we gas your heads alot to get it over with quicker......believe me...a woman who DOESN'T want sex with her husband.....DOES want it with the hott pizza delivery guy.....bottom line is we ALL get tired of the same'ol same'ol.....any woman who says her husband wants too much sex....has a husband who CAN'T satisfy her!!! thats why i say to hell with getting to know someone BEFORE you have sex with them...what if you really like him...and then hes a DUD in bed????? too much wasted time...i say fuck em first..THEN AND ONLY THEN......decide if he gets your number!!!!!!!!!!
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  16. miss1971

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    i hear that!!!!!
  17. seeker6591

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    Some women are clueless !

    When i talk to divorced women, I am always amazed at the response to the question why did you get divorced. About 1 in 5 will say incredulously that their husband wanted sex more than several times a week as if this was too demanding a request. These women are oblivious to the fact that most men can nut 3 times a day rather that 3 times a week. lolol. Then they wonder why they are getting divorced and why the hubby was cheating on them ???
    lololol.
  18. seeker6591

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    if this is true...IMHO....you are distinctly in the minority...im gonna guess that 80 percent of women marry for the "love of money." Kinda cynical....huh??
  19. April

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    So marry a whore. We don't sit and wait.....we do.

    I'd rather marry a poor man and have him be grateful than a rich man and have to kiss his ass for the rest of my life. Money only buys you so much.

    I'd rather keep my dignity....

    THIS coming from an independent whore.

    LOL
  20. seeker6591

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    I think the other element is MONEY...women do do all of the things stated...but the deciding factor sometimes tends to be financial....however subtle it may be. Infidelity may be a cause but at the end of the day....women make financial decisions. BTW...just as an aside...IMHO I think women cheat more than men do these days. Its usually more discreet but i think you would be surprised as to the number that actually do. Im gonna guess its more than 50 percent !!