Misty - OBA

Discussion in 'New York' started by Monty Burns, Aug 29, 2006.

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  1. justlooking

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    You know, it was a hard decision, but I've just crossed D-Man's grandmother off my list.
  2. fumpton

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    and white castle
  3. ChuckUFarlie

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    WTF? How did he leave a hot sauce smell on her? Did he bring some leftovers and smear it on her? Did he puke on her and she didn't wash it off? All girls should wash and destink themselves between clients. This should include showers with special attention to the cootch and butt and also teethbrushing and mouthwash.

    And while I'm on the subject, all women should avoid eating anything heavy on working days. Maybe just a small quick bite and that's it. Also if a working girl should need to take a dump in the middle of a working day, she should take a lengthy shower and allow over an hour before seeing any clients.

    Oh, and NOBODY should eat Mexican or Indian if they expect to see an escort or client within 24 hours.
  4. fumpton

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    as long as there wasn't any extra cheese on that taco.
  5. OpheliaDixon

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    mmmm tacos...my favorite...
  6. UG Staff

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    You mean her fish taco smelled like a fish taco?
  7. thegrumble1

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    I saw her yesterday as well. The man speaks the truth, she is really hot. Incredible body and beautiful face. The kind of girl you would think is really hot if you saw her in a crowd in a regular NYC club (not strip). Nice friendly personality and quite pleasant to be with.

    I only got the half hour French special. I'm usually the BBBJ kind of guy because I'm allergic to most condoms. However, I would have totally gone for the regular and suffered the consequences had I not arrived 10-15 minutes late. By the time I got settled and she did little BJ, there was not much time left on the clock and it takes forever for me to finish with a condom on.....There is always next time!

    My only complaint, which was totally not her fault, was that one of you disgusting pigs before me had mexican food for lunch and didn't even bother brushing your teef or something because you left a smell of hot sauce on her. Kinda funny looking back, but wasn't funny then.
  8. OpheliaDixon

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    I think organic is healthier...
  9. curious

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    Maybe his granny's an invalid.

    Or deceased.

    (Or, alternatively, his nose is Miki's new organic butt plug) :cool:
  10. justlooking

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    How exactly do you know?
  11. D-Man420

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    I know you do... Happy 4:20 to ya...
  12. OpheliaDixon

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    I bet...

    I do alot of things better than your gransma..
  13. FrankieJ

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    You speak Yiddish better than my grandmother!
  14. Monty Burns

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    You so weren't kidding.
  15. OpheliaDixon

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    I Told you...OMG ...I'm Kvelling!!! such nachas
  16. Monty Burns

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    HOLY SHIT! Ophelia has outdone herself. This girl is stunning. Absolutely stunning. I'm going to shut now, or I'm going to either sound like a shill or an infatuated school boy.

    Just spent an amazing 1/2 hour with Misty and next time around, I'm booking 60 minutes. She looks amazing naked, has a pilates toned body to die for, has eyes that will melt you and has a great smile. This woman should be modelling.

    My God, I could find my life savings in a shambles if I don't get ahold of myself.

    Sindee, bring on more of your friends. They are outstanding. We spent and hour hitting most acronyms. Gentleman, you will not be disappointed.

    Holy mother of god.....