Money for nothing, true experiences

Discussion in 'Stripclubs, Strippers and Porn Stars' started by Danielle, Feb 24, 2003.

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  1. Al Shrepton

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    Stumbled on this thread

    Many years ago, when I had cash to burn and was a very inexperienced hobbyist, I was out of town on business and ordered my very first escort sight unseen from the goddam yellow pages. She arrived at my hotel on time and was charming, sexy, and accommodating. We had a nice time, and finally she asked if she could shower quick before she left. Meantime, I counted out her fee, added $100 tip, and had it ready to hand over. She came out, totally nude and drying herself off, and I said my goodness you look like a Penthouse Pet. Her eyes instantly fill with tears in a way you could never fake and she tells me that her mother was a Penthouse Pet who died young soon after giving birth to her.

    Fake tears do not move me a millimeter, but I am a total softie for genuine womanly pain.
    I hand her what I already have ready, plus a moneyclip with what I know is another $300.
    I was leaving in a day or so and I had no intention of ever seeing her again.

    Later, I look up the month and year she mentioned and sure enough I see a model with her features. I didn't think of it at the time, but later I hoped that when she hears the "Penthouse Pet" trigger, she'll still think of her mother, but she'll also think of that generous stranger (me).
  2. Thorn

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    Ok. I didn't read it like that... but if you say so.

    :)

    Been so punchy from all this work lately. More then possible I missed a subtlety that normally would have registed loud and clear.
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  3. justbill_redux

    justbill_redux King Missile

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    Its not only you justme justabout everyone justrefuses to accect the fact that its all about justus. Justaccect your true feelings, remember "if you cant be with the one you love, love the one you're with" and that's justourself.
  4. justme

    justme <i>pop and click tainted</i> Vinyl ( is dead )

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    I've been trying to tell me for going on three weeks now, but I just refuse to believe it.
  5. justbill_redux

    justbill_redux King Missile

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    Aint no love better then self love.
  6. Danielle

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    Totally off-topic, but my latest epiphany is that self confidence makes me more money in this bussiness than anything else I've got goin' on. I recently lost a few pounds, most people don't even notice, but I FEEL better about myself. I almost instantaneously started having all-around better nights.
  7. justme

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    Same difference.
  8. Slinky Bender

    Slinky Bender The All Powerful Moderator

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    I think the point wasn't that the general concept "couldnt have happened", but the internal inconsistancies made the story harder to believe.
  9. Wwanderer

    Wwanderer Kids, don't try this at home

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    Actually, more than one person strongly implied, without quite explicitly saying it, that Danielle was making the whole thing up or dreaming it. See page 1 of the thread.

    -Ww
  10. justlooking

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    It was really more the other two.
  11. BigMadM

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    jl, you wanted me to read this bullshit thread?
  12. Danielle

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    probably because most of the girls I work with if in the same situation would have taken the $100 and gotten the hell away from there as quickly as possible.
  13. justme

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    Well, that's by and large because the girls you work with would find our antics more pathetically amusing than your anecdote.
  14. Thorn

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    I don't think anyone claimed it never happened.

    Danielle, your original post in the first thread was very specific. If you need I will quote it back to you.

    The concept of you first post in this thread is in no way related directly to the original premise you put forth.

    Though indirectly I can think of:

    1) Can't get it up physically, so he does so with a phallic replacement. In this case, his wallet. So he had sex with you, to his way of thinking. You just weren't aware of it.

    2) Has an unusual sense of the philanthropic and perfers to support the arts by dropping large sums on strippers, instead of say... the Met.

    3) Alzheimer's disease.
  15. Danielle

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    Wow, guys. I'm impressed. I didn't expect any confessions from you on this thread. I think that's really, really cool.

    One time I was dancing for this guy in a bachelor party. He was pretty drunk and told me my dance sucked cuz I wouldn't let him slap my ass. So when he gave me a hundred dollar bill for one dance without really looking at it I was certain it was unintentional. After some strong moral deliberation I returned the money to him and explained what had happened. He was like, "Oh, thanks." and then he proceeded to reach into his pocket and give me a dog eared ten dollar bill. I explained to him that dances cost $20 and he got all pissed off before reluctantly handing it over. At first I was so mad at myself for being so honest. But even though he was an asshole I'm now glad I did what I did. This is something I could never share with the other girls at work because I know they would totally laugh at me.
  16. jseah

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    I remember once about 8 or 9 years ago, I was at a training class in Dallas and went to the Cabaret Royale with friends from work. As the night was coming to a close, and we were getting ready to leave, I was left with about $250 in play money. Not wanting to leave with them and not being able to return it, as we were walking out, I saw a really cute blonde (about 5', very busty, 120-125, corn-fed farmgirl type from Oklahoma) that I was talking to earlier. She was in a booth with another customer and I rudely interrupted, excused myself and put the bills in her hand, said good night and walked away. Granted the amount was piddling compared to what those girls made on a nightly basis at that place, especially during the early nineties, but still, the pissed off look on the customer's face as I walked away was priceless.
  17. justme

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    On more than one occasion, I have given a ciggarette to a dancer and left the club before she had a chance to sit at my table.
  18. justlooking

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    I can't really remember, but it's nearly impossible that I haven't done something like that on occasssion. (In fact, the reason I can't remember is a big part of the reason why I'm sure it's happened.)
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  19. Wwanderer

    Wwanderer Kids, don't try this at home

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    The story seems unusual, but not really amazing, to me

    I once gave a stripper a $100 tip, slipped under her g-string in the usual way, while she danced on stage and left the club before her turn on stage ended. I never went back and never even spoke to her except to say something like "Thanks for the great dance" (which was actually a pretty ordinary one) as I gave the Ben to her. This was back when a $100 had maybe twice the purchasing power it now has.

    I was in a weird and slightly sad mood (but not drunk), had money to spare in my pocket and felt sorry for her because she was so obviously having a bad night and feeling dejected about it. Her belly looked like she had probably given birth fairly recently. It just felt like the right thing to do at the time, though I have never done anything similar in a strip club before or since.

    It surprises me that more guys haven't spoken up and admitted to doing something along these lines in this thread.

    -Ww
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  20. justlooking

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    I dunno where it's based out of. Mars.